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zootopiathingz · 2 days
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Sir Pentious: I’m a sscientist.
Emily: ooh a scientist? What kind?
Sir Pentious: I’m ssorry, I don’t undersstand.
Emily: what’s your field of study?
Sir Pentious: sscience.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 months
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Artificer: I'm a scientist. Wizard: A scientist? What kind? Artificer: I'm sorry, I don't understand? Wizard: What's your field of study? Artificer: Science.
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magpiecrust · 4 months
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Shockwave: I'm a scientist Megatron: Oh, a scientist? What kind? Shockwave: I'm sorry, i don't understand? Megatron: what's your field of study? Shockwave: Science
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Fugitoid: I'm a scientist.
Donnie: A scientist? What kind?
Fugitoid: I'm sorry, I don't understand?
Donnie: What's your field of study?
Fugitoid: Science.
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danganronpafakes · 8 months
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Kyoko: The present tense of regret is indecision. Byakuya: The future tense of fear is either comedy or tragedy. Makoto: And the past tense of toast is toasted!
Source: Welcome to Night Vale ("Eternal Scouts")
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year
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Loki: You can tell me your secrets
Loki: I mean you absolutely shouldn’t
Loki: I’ll use them against you… but technically you can.
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nerevar-quote-and-star · 11 months
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Paarthurnax: Are we living a life that is safe from harm? Of course not. We never are. But that is not the right question. The question is, are we living a life that is worth the harm?
Odahviing: Does this mean I can fly into the sun?
Paarthurnax: No—
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incorrect-malfoys · 6 months
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Bellatrix, to Draco: You can tell me all your secrets
Bellatrix: I mean you absolutely shouldn't. I'll use them against you
Bellatrix: But technically you can
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incorrectringsofpower · 3 months
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Galadriel: If at first you don't succeed, try a sharper knife.
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The Railroad Man: If you don't have anything nice to say, you could say really awful things instead. It's an option...
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Dabi: You can tell me your secrets.
Dabi: I mean you absolutely shouldn’t.
Dabi: I’ll use them against you… but technically you can.
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Astarion: You can tell me your secrets.
Astarion: I mean, you absolutely shouldn’t, I’ll use them against you.
Astarion: But technically, you can.
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incorrect-marmalade · 15 days
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Marmalade: I've never studied law, but I've spent years on the wrong side of it. That teaches you everything you need to know.
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Raph: If you don't have anything nice to say, you could say really awful things instead.
Raph: It's an option...
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danganronpafakes · 10 months
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Tsumugi: We have nothing to fear except ourselves. We are unholy, awful people.
Source: Welcome to Night Vale (“Feral Dogs”)
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Conan: Whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about.
Conan: Now they have the power to destroy you, but they won’t. That’s what love is.
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