#source: wandavision

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vander, to the kids: Thanks for choosing me to be your dad.

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #arcane vander #vander #league of legends #arcane #riot games #source: wandavision

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabriell: Eve, thanks for choosing me to be your dad.

#incorrect xena quotes #incorrect quotes #xena warrior princess #xena: warrior princess #xena #gabrielle #eve #source: wandavision

[waterfire1848]

Spirit: So, to recap, your parents abandoned you, your brother abandoned you, your friends abandoned you. What happened when no one was there to pull you out of the darkness, Azula?

Azula: I can’t do this anymore!

Spirit: Come on, Azula! You’re on the precipice. You’re right there! Tell me what you want?

Azula:

Spirit: Everyone has left you, but you want them back.

Azula: I want them back. I want them back.

#incorrect quotes #source: wandavision #spirit #azula #azula in the spirit temple

[in-correct-trolls]

chenille: branch, can we give you some advice?

branch: what? is it the way i’m dressed?

satin: well, yes… but it’s too late for that.

#incorrect trolls #incorrect quotes #trolls #trolls the beat goes on #ttbgo #trollstopia #satin #chenille #satin and chenille #branch #source: wandavision

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Paarthurnax: Dovahkiin, thanks for choosing me to be your dad.

#I'm going to devastate y'all so much #i saw the quote and i knew and then i screamed #paarthurnax #dragons #oc: aurora orianus #dovahkiin #throat of the world #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: wandavision #oc: leara roseblade #last dragonborn

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Thanks for the lesson… but I don’t need you to tell me who I am.

Jack Frost to Pitch

#source: wandavision #rise of the guardians #rotg #incorrect rise of the guardians quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect rotg quotes #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #jack frost #jackson overland frost #pitch #pitch black #mine

[chopper-and-ap5]

Thrawn, talking to Ezra: *Laughs* I promise, I won't bite! *Thrawn afterward, talking to the camera* Thrawn: I actually did bite a kid once...

#source: wandavision #star wars rebels #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect rebels quotes #thrawn #grand admiral thrawn #ezra bridger #star wars #rebels #text post

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mondo Gecko: You’re like a walking computer.

Rockwell: What? I most certainly am not. I'm a regular carbon-based mutant made entirely of organic matter, much like yourself, Jason.

#I need to do more mighty Mutanimals quotes #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: wandavision #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #mondo gecko #dr rockwell #the mighty mutanimals

[incorrectdevilquotes]

Maze, babysitting Trixie: I promise I won't bite!

Maze, later: I actually did bite a kid once.

#incorrect lucifer quotes #lucifer #lucifer netflix #mazikeen #mazikeen smith #trixie espinoza #source: wandavision

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Kaito, babysitting the Detective Boys: I promise I won't bite!

Kaito, later: I actually did bite a kid once.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kuroba kaito #the detective boys #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcmk #source: wandavision

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

The Flash: You’re like a walking computer

Batman: what? i most certainly am not. i'm a regular carbon-based hero made entirely of organic matter, much like yourself, Wally

#source: wandavision #justice league #dc comics #justice league unlimited #dcau #jlu #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc comics #incorrect dc quotes #dc #the flash #wally west #bruce wayne #batman

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Tav: What do you say to pancakes, crispy hash browns, bacon, eggs, fresh squeezed orange juice, and black coffee?

Astarion: I would say, “Oh, I don’t eat food.”

#source: wandavision #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #astarion

[incorrectowlhouse]

The Collector: Hey, don't sweat it Philip! It's not like your dead brother can die twice!

#the owl house #toh #incorrect toh quotes #incorrect owl house quotes #the collector #the collector toh #emperor belos #philip wittebane #source: wandavision

[waterfire1848]

Bruce: Kids, thanks for choosing me to be your dad.

#incorrect quotes #source: wandavision #bruce wayne #Batman #batfam #Batfamily #Batkids #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #Robin #stephanie brown #spoiler #cassandra cain #orphan #tim drake #red robin #duke thomas #signal #harper row #bluebird #cullen row

[novelist-becca]

“I promise I won’t bite. …I actually did bite a kid once.”

- Terra before being dragged 10 ft away from a child

#the owl house #toh #owl house #terra snapdragon #the owl house incorrect quotes #source: WandaVision

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Ondolemar, trying to escape Elenwen during her party: Do you think Malborn needs help in the kitchen? We haven’t any tidbits or tartlets out here, nary a pig in a blanket.

#really though #ondolemar #elenwen #malborn #diplomatic immunity #thalmor embassy #aldmeri dominion #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: wandavision