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incorrectgta · an hour ago
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Jimmy: *fires an airgun inside the house, startling Tracey so bad that she falls off the couch*
Tracey: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!
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mccall-fam-on-crack · 3 hours ago
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Melissa, with Bobby, Derek, and Chris: Are we really going to let Isaac keep an army of raccoons?
Chris: We kept the twins and Theo.
Bobby and Derek: *nodding while eating snow cones*
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mccall-fam-on-crack · 3 hours ago
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Lori, singing: You
Brett, singing: Are
Isaac, singing: Our
Scott, singing: Mom
Theo, singing: You're
Ethan, singing: Our
Aiden, singing: Mom
All of them together, at the top of their lungs: BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE
Melissa, unbothered and reading a book: Thanks kids, love you too.
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mccall-fam-on-crack · 3 hours ago
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Lori: I'm a Lesbian.
Bobby, high as balls: I thought you were American.
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the-dormant-ocean · 5 hours ago
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Technoblade: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Phil?
Philza: No.
Tommyinnit: I do.
Technoblade: I know, Tommy.
Tommyinnit: I'm sad.
Technoblade: I know Tommy.
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flash-is-fast · 9 hours ago
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Ralph and Barry: *Chilling in a hot tub*
Cisco: *From a window above* Two bruhs chillin in the hot tubb five feet apart cuz they’re not gay
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misquotedladybug · 9 hours ago
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Adrien: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!
Félix: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOT!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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flash-is-fast · 9 hours ago
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Cisco: I love you biitch *points at Gypsy and plays strings on guitar*
Gypsy and Iris: Omg
Cisco: I ain’t gon never stop lovin you, BIITCH *plays guitar strings again
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flash-is-fast · 9 hours ago
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Cisco: *Casually walking by with snack*
Ralph: *Jumps out and scares Cisco* BLAHH
Cisco: *Jumps* AHHH
Cisco: Stopp I could’ve dropped my croissant!!
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flash-is-fast · 9 hours ago
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Jesse: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME??
Harry: tHATS MY O P I N I O N.
Jesse:
Harry:
Cisco:
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contexterrorexe · 10 hours ago
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Dingo: Yo, how much money do you have?
Netto: 69 cents
Dingo: AYE, you know what that means?
Netto: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.
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incorrectgta · 13 hours ago
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Amanda: Where do you want to get a healthy snack, Jimmy?
Jimmy: I want Cluckin’ Bell.
Amanda: I SAID A HEALTHY SNACK JIMMY-
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incorrectgta · 13 hours ago
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Floyd: *stubs toe* Mother trucker, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.
Debra, in the background: Watch your profanity!
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incorrect-dc-comics · 15 hours ago
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Carol: We’re so in sync, we finish each other’s- Hal: ... Carol: ssss....? Hal:-sssomebody once told me...
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the-skull-breaker · 15 hours ago
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Ezarel : *running*
Erika : hey, wait up !
Ezarel : can't stop, lady !
Erika : but I'll kiss you !
Ezarel : uuh ??? *suddenly stops and turns around*
Ezarel : gross.
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nico-drives-badly · 22 hours ago
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Nero: You know, the indigenous species in Hell can be really aggressive, so it’s important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.
Nero: *blows an airhorn in an Empusa’s face* GET FUCKED.
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incorrectwimpykidquotes · 23 hours ago
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Manny: (singing) I want to see my little boy!
Greg, holding the pig: HERE HE COMES!
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incorrectwimpykidquotes · 23 hours ago
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I'm supposed to be having a great summer...but I can't get out of bed. This comfortable.
Greg
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