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sdv-said-what · an hour ago
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Jodi, I think we need to have a talk with Sam about being a better role model to Vincent-
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sdv-said-what · an hour ago
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*Day of the Summer Luau*
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*one vomiting Governor later*
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Remember when Sam talked about putting something gross in the potluck stew as a joke? This year he followed through with it.
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sdv-said-what · 2 hours ago
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Admin: Sam, you seem to use humor to deflect the emotional trauma concerning your dad. Sam: Sweet! Admin: That's not a good thing! Sam: What I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.
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millennium-keyblade · 2 hours ago
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Axel, trying to cheer Roxas and Xion up: Things could be worse, you know!
Roxas: How?
Axel: How what?
Xion: How could they be worse?
Axel: They couldn’t! I lied.
Roxas and Xion:
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hitchell-mope · 2 hours ago
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Luke: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Julie: A darling. A cinnamon roll. A sweetheart
Luke:...stop it.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 hours ago
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Loki: I’ll have a glass of your finest wine.
Y/N: Loki, this is McDonalds.
Loki: Okay, sorry.
Loki: I’ll have a McWine.
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incorrectyttdquotes · 4 hours ago
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Alice: you know you’ve made it when you see your picture everywhere
Reko:
Reko: those are wanted posters
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incorrect-trolls · 4 hours ago
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Guy Diamond: Who thinks I'm not cool?! I'm super cool! One time, I got ARRESTED for being cool!
Smidge: But the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.
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incorrect-caps-etc · 4 hours ago
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Carl Hagelin, after being traded to the Caps: I just want to be included.
Carl Hagelin, after being included: What the HELL and FUCK.
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Fizz: The quickest way to a man’s heart is through the fourth and the fifth rib.
Amelia: Really? I thought it was food or booze…
Fizz: Well… I guess poison could work too.
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incorrect-glee · 5 hours ago
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[Kurt and Rachel looking across the choir room at Finn]
Rachel: i wonder what he’s thinking about.
Inside Finn’s head: *wii music*
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xxxbookaholic · 5 hours ago
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Izumi, calmly sipping her coffee:
Tenma, running by covered in flour: AAAAAAAAA
Banri, running after him carrying a bag of flour: COME BACK HERE!
Izumi, calmly wiping flour off the table: So it’s going to be one of those days.
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bluest-skies-above-me · 5 hours ago
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Peridot: Would you take a bullet for me?
Lapis Lazuli: ...yes?
*A Red Eye bursts into the barn*
Peridot, already running away: Wow, thanks!
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Mist: You’re my hero!
Fizz: Buddy, all I did was catch your plate of chicken nuggets before it hit the floor.
Mist: But you did it heroically.
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desdemona-and-quotes · 5 hours ago
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Ilse: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
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Morbos: How strange. All my shirts are disappearing.
Fizz, wearing Morbos’s shirt for the 5th time in a row: Spooky.
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cadence-blackburn · 6 hours ago
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Jack: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Morrigan: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Jack: That's not what I asked.
Morrigan: That is all the information I have.
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Airship Worker: Captain Amelia, there’s a ship approaching.
Amelia: Scan it.
Airship Worker: We’re detecting an unusual amount of Sass, Captain.
Amelia: I know them…
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