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Y/N, to Springtrap: Yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what?
Y/N: ...Yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. Now, can you please cuddle with me?
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l3viat8an · 2 days
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MC: How much do you love me?
Beel: a lot.
MC: On a scale from 0 to burgers?
Beel:*leaning down to kiss MC* Burgers. With bacon!
MC:*smiling and kissing Beel back* You're the one ❤︎
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marsinoff · 2 days
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Max: I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck. Max: Only Charles can know it however.
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Gabrielle: You look good in that armour.
Xena: You know where else I'd look good?
Gabrielle, zero hesitation: My bed.
Xena, at the same time: By your side- what?
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ouatsqincorrect · 3 days
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Emma: Shirts are crazy. Your body goes in one hole and comes out of three.
Regina, trying to sleep: Please stop.
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Draco: Potter always sticks to weaselete like glue.
Hermione: Leave them alone.
Draco: Can you imagine being surrounded by people who are that clingy? It's so pathetic.
Hermione: I am gonna go to the library.
Draco: I would feel a lot better if crookshanks and I just went with you.
Crookshanks: meow
Draco: See, your little squish faced bugger wants to come too.
Hermione: This is exactly why I don't even have to imagine it.
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Ezreal: Wow, you're so brave! You didn't even hesitate to throw yourself in danger!
Vi: That's because I have no regard for my own personal safety. You can ask Caitlyn.
Caitlyn: I have never been more stressed in my entire life.
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Pixlriffs: Let’s not Shelby this into a worse situation than it already is.
Shelbg: Did you just use my name as a verb?
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adastra121 · 1 day
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Ais: Wait, you kill people for money? Mhin: Like you have any right to judge, monster— Ais: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
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incorrectjokerout · 2 days
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Jan:As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything,I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
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Vonetta: Any sign of trouble, just give the signal and we come in hard and fast.
Kieran: What's the signal?
Emil: Me screaming.
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Eddie: The only two ways I can categorize height is if I see something tall I go "Woah, big boy man!" and if I see someone short I go "Hah! Baby man~" and I don't know what to blame for this.
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the smitten to the razor: if you try to run me through with your blade, i'll just pull it in deeper until we're face to face and kiss you on the mouth. with tongue.
the stubborn: and yes. we will vomit blood into your mouth.
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marsinoff · 2 days
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Fernando, to Lance: I'm not done being annoying, get the fuck back here.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 2 days
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Scout: Yeah, dude, I drink a lot! Drink at parties all the time! Yeah, you heard right, nine bonk! Nine! In forty-five minutes!
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ouatsqincorrect · 2 days
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Belle: How long are you gonna let her do that? Regina: She'll figure it out eventually. Emma: *pushing on a pull door*
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