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Snow: And my name’s Coriolanus Snow I’ve killed three people
Snow @ Snow: Shut. Up. Coryo.
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dyingroses · 2 years
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Envy: Lust is dead?!
Envy, sobbing: No! No! Noooo!!!!! Why couldn't it have been Wrath! No! Nooooooo!!!!!
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Makoto, looking at the Thieves acting foolishly: My stupid friends. Well, you know what they say. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Makoto, holding up a fist: Luckily I can beat 'em.
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little-cereal-draws · 5 months
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Nimona: when I interact with a new object, I’m gonna look at it for a little bit. I’m gonna reach out, poke it, see if it moves around. I’ll pick it up, wiggle it back and forth…
Nimona: and then that thing goes all the way in my mouth.
Nimona: and if it doesn’t try to get OUT of my mouth… it’s going down the hatch.
Nimona: if you ask me, it’s a pretty good way to do things
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Jack Bauer: You are the greatest wife ever, I wish I could marry you all over again!
Jack Bauer: *gasps* Let's get divorced
Slippery When Wet: That's weirdly one of sweetest things you've ever said to me
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spookydicks · 4 months
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Fearne: When I interact with a new object, I’m gonna look at it for a little bit. I’m gonna reach out, poke it, see if it moves around. I’ll pick it up, wiggle it back and forth…
Fearne: and then that thing goes all the way in my mouth.
Fearne: and if it doesn’t try to get OUT of my mouth… it’s going down the hatch.
Fearne: if you ask me, it’s a pretty good way to do things
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Olive Specter: My name is Olive Specter and I've killed at least three people!
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The Captain: Alright, the best way to handle this is to leave the weakest link behind. So all we gotta do is figure out which of us brings the least to the table.
The Fortunate Navigator: Are you out of your mind? You can't put a value on human life!
The Captain: Sure you can. I'm a ten, you're a six, the Devil’s a six, the Hoarder’s a six, the Rat Brigade are a six....honestly I'm seeing a lot of sixes.
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When Quincey dies
Arthur Holmwood: God...Why couldn't you have taken John instead?!
John Seward: *Giving Arthur a what the fuck look*
Disclaimer: I'm joking of course I love John as well and would have been sad if he died instead.
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bettergeology · 3 months
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Colorful Clays of the Painted Hills area
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The Painted Hills are one of the most popular and well-known of Oregon's scenic treasures. The towering ridges of yellow, red, and black clays reveal part of the complex geologic story of Oregon when the area was a tropical rainforest, or a hardwood temperate forest, or a volcanic hellscape at different times. The different bands and layers are folded, warped, and faulted by complex plate tectonics. Here though, at Painted Cove just behind the main Painted Hills viewpoint, the story is just a little different.
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Painted Cove is a couple of shallow gullies linked in a loop by a boardwalk and trail. In here, you pass through areas of bold red and yellow clays before reaching a gully flanked with a light purple rock. The light purple is of a completely different origin than the clays, which are effectively fossilized soil layers.
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This is a weathered outcrop of rhyolite lava, a lava composition that is mostly quartz by mass. This area grades from purple to brown to red. This is an actual preserved soil horizon. If you dig a hole, you go through different soil horizons - or chemical and physical conditions - before you reach bedrock. Commonly these are O (for organic-rich), A, B, and C. B and C are closest to bedrock and include chunks of weathered, eroded source rock. Here, the purple is that C horizon, then the brown layer is B, and the red is an A horizon mantling the rhyolite lava flow. This whole stack of soil is somewhere around 25 million years old!
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This is one of my favorite rock outcrops in all of Oregon because of how elegantly and simply it displays soil development processes from more than 25 million years ago!
(A note for other geologists: my soil horizon analogy isn't completely accurate since these paleosols have different classifications than regular young soils do, and I'm not very well-versed in those at all)
If you're in to photography, these are (with the exception of the 2nd to last shot) shot on Fuji Color 400 with my Nikon FM2.
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quohotos · 2 months
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Unprompted ideas for Underland Chronicles video games
Well, if the god damn hunger games never got a video game adaptation then underland chronicles never will either, but I can daydream about this.
First: The ones that actually engage with the themes of the story, the faithful adaptations:
The Underland Chronciles: a Telltale series:
Like it says on the tin, a classic Telltale games style story driven narrative adventure game with light slight branching based around your choices. Play as Gregor in a retelling of the five books' events, but with some choices thrown in. In the jungle do you give the shrimp and creamsauce to the kids, or do you give it to Ripred? Ripred will remember that. "Why do you walk two blocks to the laundromat, it's the same price, I checked"
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Y) ...
X) the washers are bigger there?
B) Mind your own business!
A) I dunno, it's just what mom says to do
And of course, the final decision:
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Y) ...
X) Side with Luxa
B) Side with Ripred
A) Refuse to chose, "kill" the warrior
Disco Underland:
Disco Elysium, but set in the underland instead. A narrative RPG where your skills are not combat, but rhetoric and empathy and intellect and stuff. Navigate the tense cyclical trauma of an underland in between wars. Someone in regalia died, and it's your job to figure out who was responsible. All evidence points to a ganwer doing it, and that's what everone wants to believe. Do you tell them the truth, or tell them what they want to hear. If you prove the gnawers innocence will it matter? Perhaps a gnawer did do it, and that's the truth, but telling the truth will lead to a war. Is it worth it to lie and deny justice and closure to the family if it averts something worse? idk, there's legs there
The Underland Trail:
You and your band of diverse underland inhabitants need to get from point a to point b. Encounter random events and manage dwindling resources in an endlessly replayable Oregon Trail style game. Half way to the deadlands and oh no, your only human falls and cuts himself badly. No one else in the group has opposable thumbs. Maybe the spinners can treat him but do you want to take that risk?
Next, we have the neutral adaptations, the ones that make good use of the source material but don't really do anything with the themes
Batball Online:
A sports game where you can play whatever game they were in the middle of before Gregor shows up. Play as either a human or flyer to play different roles, party up with your bond and work together to score goals and climb the ranks against other players in ranked online lobbies. Obviously it's gonna have a detailed character creator and battle pass so you can deck out your human and bat with all manner of (tasteful) cosmetics.
[This would also work as just a mini game side mode in a different game]
Uncharted (lands):
An uncharted style modern 3rd person action adventure game. You could go full playstation exclusive and make it a blue tinted third person action game with themes of fatherhood where you can contextually climb on things. You and your bond are lost in the uncharted land and need to work together to survive. Gameplay is split between on the ground traversal/ exploration, puzzle solving, and tense flying sections. It'd be really cool if you could even play co-op with one player being the human and one player being the bat
Okay, now we've got to the unfaithful adaptations. These ones sure are underland games, and I bet they'd be super fun as well, but they definitely would be in poor taste for what is an anti-violence anti-war story. Suzanne would probably not approve...
Uncharted (Lands)... But you kill people in it:
Basically the idea from above, but with fighting mechanics and lots of combat encounters. Lots of in depth mechanics that utilize both bond's unique abilities and fighting styles. Utilize cool named combo moves like "the coiler". Stealth is interesting too, flying is fast but climbing on walls is quieter. Echo location tells you about the environment but reveals your location.... there's cool game design options there
Underland: Total War:
A 4x-ish grand strategy game in the vein of the total war series. Multiple different factions all with their own play-style, macro objectives, and available units. Engage in diplomacy, try to get unaligned factions to join your cause, and when war breaks out zoom in to intense RTS battles with hundreds of units that you can micro manage in massive subterranean three dimensional environments. Humans are great damage dealers but need light, Gnawers are deadly and easy to micro but have little in the way of tech and specialization, Flyers are mobile and great scouts but are fragile in a fight, Crawlers don't deal great damage but can hold a choke point like no one else... you get the picture. Don't even get me started on Rager Hero Units and prophecies. Play as Solovet and unlock new technology like "Fire arrows" and "The curse of the warmbloods", play as Gorger be sure to keep your overland prisoners healthy while they work on inventing guns for you, or play as Ripred and play both sides until the time is right to betray them both!
Dynasty Ragers:
Ripred tends to crack at 400 to 1? Wanna put that to the test? Play as everyone's favorite war criminal hearthrob and/or father figure as you slaughter hoards uppon hoards of enemies with his trademark spin attack in mindless hack-and-slash dynasty warriors style gameplay. Oh and of course we have to give him a dedicated emote/quip wheel. Is this what the Underland chronicles is about? Not at all! Would it be awesome? I mean yeah probably, but I'd feel really guilty playing it.
Yeah those were my ideas, thought I'd write them down. Feel free to add your own in the reblogs and the comments.
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Madrone, Madrona, or Arbutus?
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The common name of the tree Arbutus menziesii depends on where you are or where you are from.
North American members of the genus are called Madrones, from the Spanish name madroño (strawberry tree) although this terminology is not used in Canada. The European species are also called Strawberry Trees from the superficial resemblance of the fruit to a strawbrry; some species are sometimes referred to simply as the “Arbutus”.
In the United States, the name “Madrone” is used south of the Siskiyou Mountains of southern Oregon/northern California and the name “Madrona” is used north of the Siskiyou Mountains according to the “Sunset Western Garden Book”. In British Columbia, the trees are simply known by the name “Arbutus.”
All refer to the same tree, Arbutus menziesii, native to the Pacific Northwest and Northern California regions. It is Canada’s only native broadleaved evergreen tree. Some species in the genera Epigaea, Arctostaphylos and Gaultheria were formerly classified in Arbutus. As a result of its past classification, Epigaea repens (Mayflower) has an alternative common name of “trailing arbutus”.”
(The original source of this on Wikipedia seems to have vanished so I’m cross-posting from an article from Washington State University.)
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klcthebookworm · 2 months
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WIP Wednesday
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Hannah decides on a course of action once she, Chuck, Milly, and Meryl were sent to the Command Room for safety.
Chuck had heard what Doc said about Vash being their only hope and scowled at his sister stroking the computer keyboard. “We need to help Vash and you’re drooling over new tech!”
“I’m not drooling! I’m looking—” Her face brightened. “Found it. Pass me the bike’s data cord.”
Chuck pulled the end of it free from the crankcase and Hannah plugged it into the keyboard’s port she had found. “How is this gonna help Vash?”
“Can’t decide on a battle plan without data.” She sat in the keyboard’s chair. “Helmet please.” Chuck passed that to her, and she turned on her faceshield after she put it on. “Okay, time to see the data in formats I know. Power levels.”
Chuck turned on his faceshield. “Show me too.” Colored bars labeled 1 - 4 appeared on his faceshield but he didn’t know what they meant. They all were almost the same height.
“And usage?” Hannah asked. “Label the systems.”
The bars shifted from vertical to horizontal labeled with words he couldn’t read yet. He recognized “cold” on the second longest line.
“Any other power sources? Batteries?” Hannah asked.
The bike answered by typing on the faceshields. “No.”
“Shit,” Hannah whispered.
“What does this mean?” Chuck asked.
“This whole ship is only running on plant power. The biggest draw is for propulsion, staying up here, followed by the cold storage. The wrenchheads are targeting the plant bulbs and if Vash and Preacher Man can’t stop them—”
“Splat on the ground?”
“Yeah. And it is really irresponsible for them to run like this without any reserves.”
Chuck looked down at the bike’s gas tank. “Is it my fault we’re gonna crash?”
“What?”
“Mom says Dad and the uncles can’t fly spaceships.”
Hannah put her hand on his back. “That’s not because they’re mice; it’s because their skills on wheels do not transfer to flying. The ones at fault are the wrenchheads trying to hurt the plant angels. You got that?”
“Yeah.” He said softly. Hannah patted his back before pulling her hand back. He looked over at her. “So how can we help Vash stop the wrenchheads?”
“Vash put us on civilian protection duty.”
“Boring. Should we shove them into lifeboats?”
The bike took away the graph to type, “Life pod capacity does not meet the mobile population.”
“I was afraid of that. So nobody can get off this bus….” Hannah’s voice trailed off and she had on her thinking face. Then she switched to Martian. “{Bike, find the landing program and input current situation variables into the calculation of safest landing outcome.}”
“Calculation made. Landing possible 75 miles for New Oregon. Human input is required.”
That was a lot of words Chuck didn’t know but Hannah didn’t stop to explain them as she continued in Martian to the bike. “{From this terminal?}”
“Yes.”
“{Firewall landing program and this terminal and then boot up.}”
Chuck looked back at the crowd, but they were all focused on what Mr. Wolfwood was yelling at more puppets and not equipment turning on. That was sneaky good. But he needed to remind Hannah of something. “{They didn’t want to go down, Hannah.}”
“{Tough. Vash doesn’t want them to die and I don’t want to crash. They are outvoted.}”
Chuck wasn’t sure if that was how voting worked, but he didn’t want to crash either. The keyboard turned on along with the smaller screen attached to it. Hannah focused on the tech and Chuck turned sideways on the motorcycle’s seat to watch her back, just like if they had to take over some of Karbunkle’s tech back in Chicago.
“{Bike, keep the power going to cold storage and propulsion. We do not need them waking up in the middle of all this going on.}”
“Yes.”
Chuck turned back to watch Hannah type on the keyboard and stare intently at the screen. “{I hope you didn’t get Dad’s ability to crash spaceships,}” Chuck told her in Martian.
“{He never taught me how to drive a spaceship, so we should be good!}” She hunched over the keyboard in her concentrating posture.
Chuck snapped his mouth shut and turned back to the crowd so he could warn Hannah if they got mad. They were all still concentrating on the screen Doc had showing the wrenchheads and Vash and Mr. Wolfwood without any visuals. Didn’t they have cameras anywhere? Limburger always installed cameras when he had to rebuild his Tower.
“What is that?” Doc asked with rapid typing. “What? How are we moving? This room?”
The crowd of ship citizens mostly asked what Doc was talking about, but Meryl-ma’am and Milly-ma’am both whirled around. Meryl-ma’am’s eyes widened when she saw the lit keyboard and she stepped toward them. “Hannah.”
Chuck shook his head. “Don’t distract the driver.”
The crowd split as Doc twisted in his seat so he had a clear view of Chuck and Hannah. “What are you doing, child?”
“Shooting the hostage,” Hannah said.
“We’re doing the Speed battle plan!” They never had a chance to do that one. Chuck thrust both his arms up. “Aoooow!”
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ropermike · 1 year
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Rod Taylor and Andrew Stevens in The Oregon Trail - "Evan's Dilemma". More pics here.
Evan and Andrew are bushwhacked while looking for a source of water for the train.
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Marriage Counselor: Slippery When Wet tells me you don't buy her flowers
Jack Bauer Dikrats: *raises a finger* Listen.
Jack Bauer Dikrats: I didn’t even know she sold flowers
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spookydicks · 4 months
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Imogen:  But you know what Laudna, sometimes things just happen. And sometimes Delilah... is a vicious, two-faced prick.
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