Hugh Tasmanian Devil: What did I say about eating in the car anyways?
Taz: It not good cause it spoils your dinner?
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jack: okay, yeah, i have feelings for davey. but does that mean i鈥檓 in love with him? no -
jack: oh my god...i鈥檓 in love with davey.
jack, to the newsies: why didn鈥檛 you guys tell me?!
tommy boy: we thought you knew!
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Tommy Boy: Why would anyone want to hurt Splasher?
Crutchie: Because they met him? He鈥檚 a little shit
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Jack: *struggling with the strike* Looks like we can't isolate, ignore or ibuprofen our way out of this one guys
Tommy boy: *shaking his matchbox* ignite it is then
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c!crimeboys in race the sunrise down the highway except it only makes sense to me
(mainly bc i have theories as to what happens)
Credits:
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Splasher: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Tommy Boy: I'm a knife.
Henry: He's the little spoon.
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Porky: I n-n-need your signa-y-your signa-y-your John Hancock.
Daffy: It's HERBIE Hancock!
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Trying to convince myself that I like a character but then every time I rewatch the source material I鈥檓 reminded of how much I just cannot stand that character 馃槶
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elmer: but it hurts my elmer's apple.
tommy boy: it's not named after every individual person, elmer.
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Tommy Boy: Henry and I are having a baby.
Splasher: That's gre-
Tommy Boy, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here
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Olli: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just in case.
Tommi: Olli, that's a coma.
Olli: Sounds festive.
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