#source: titus

[capndragn94]

Teacher: Your child has been suspended for three days. They were punching a kid repeatedly in the stomach.

Catra: I'll take care of it.

Teacher: Thank you.

Catra: Punching in the stomach? What have I always told you? GO FOR THE EYES!

Finn: *sadly* I know...

Catra: Let's get some ice cream. We have three days to practice your Eagle Claw! *mimics clawing an eye out*

Finn: Thanks, Mama. I love you.

Catra: I love you too, Slugger!

#she ra and the princesses of power #spop #she ra #catra #catradora #she ra finn #finn #catradora kid #she ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes #source: titus

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Cassandra: Does the perpetrator have any scars?

Caitlyn: Only emotional!

Cassandra: There's no box for that. I'll just tick 'Other'.

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #cassandra kiramman #caitlyn kiramman #arcane cassandra #league of legends caitlyn #league of legends #arcane #riot games #submission #source: titus

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: Bellatrix is my sister. I love her with all my heart. No matter how many times I'm charged as an accessory

#hp fandom #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #source: titus

[incorrect-hgs]

Cal: What do you got there, Fruit?

Slime Boy: Of course not. Cheese is strictly a dairy product.

Cal: No, I’m calling you a fruit.

Source: titus

^

#high guardian spice #quote #source: Titus #Cal #Snapdragon #Submission

[weirdkev27]

Adult Molly:*walks into the police station* Molly McGee, I’m here for my brother.

Officer: Who’s your brother?

Molly:....**hold out her hand* You must be new here.

#Molly McGee #incorrect the ghost and molly mcgee quotes #source: titus #the ghost and molly mcgee

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

[in the police station]

Person A: I’m here for my sibling.

Desk Sergeant: Who’s your sibling?

Person A: You must be new here.

#source: titus #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes ideas #incorrect quotes prompts #personal fav

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Daffy: All he does is meths with people's minds!

Bugs: You're right, I do.

Daffy: Sthee, you're doing it right now!

Bugs: [slyly] No, I'm not.

Daffy: Yeths, you are!

Bugs: All right, I am.

Daffy: Sthtop it!

#daffy duck #Bugs Bunny #source: titus

[sweetlypunk]

A boy and his dog.

EXTRA: TITUS IS SO FREAKING CUTE

#I’m sorry but it was just the way Titus was sad when dami was sad #how he would put his head in his leg as comfort #ITS SO CUTEE #damian wayne #damian al ghul #dick grayson #damian robin #nightwing #batfamily #batbros #batman wfa #wayne family adventures #batman #batfam #source: batman wayne family adventures episode 113 (S2)

[incorrectbatfam]

Bat-Cow: Where are Ace, Titus, and Haley?

Alfred the cat: They’re playing hide-and-seek.

Bat-Cow: Where?

Alfred the cat: I don’t think you get how this game works.

#source: community #bat cow #alfred the cat #ace the bathound #titus the dog #haley #bitewing #damian wayne #robin #batman #batfamily #batfam #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[pianostrings]

New stills from Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver

#source: twitter #rebel moon #rebel moon the scargiver #regent balisarius #general titus #kora #milius #gunnar #tarak decimus #nemesis

[capndragn94]

*At the police station*

Mermista: I’m here for my boyfriend.

Desk sergeant: Who’s your boyfriend?

Mermista: You must be new here.

#she ra and the princesses of power #spop #she ra #mermista #sea hawk #seamista #she ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes #source: titus

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: You taught Caitlyn how to swim by chucking her in a lake. You taught her not to stick her finger in a light socket by letting her stick is finger in a light socket! You let a car fall on her; I still don't know what that taught her.

Cassandra: Cars are heavy.

Vi: Everybody knows that!

Cassandra: So does she, thanks to me!

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #league of legends vi #league of legends caitlyn #vi #cassandra kiramman #caitlyn kiramman #league of legends #riot games #submission #source: titus

[guardianreadersofthegalaxy]

Graham: *enters TARDIS* Thirteen: There he is! Graham: Did you forget my name again? Thirteen: Oh you! Graham: You still haven't said it

[from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt]

#still a bit socially awkward #my post #doctor who #incorrect doctor who quotes #incorrect quotes #jodie whittaker #thirteenth doctor #graham o'brien #bradley walsh #source: unbreakable kimmy schmidt #unbreakable kimmy schmidt #titus andromedon #titus burgess #jacqueline white #jane krakowski #tina fey

[drei-satzzeichen]

Titus: Wann war ich damit einverstanden?

Mathilda: Als du vor dem Altar "ja" gesagt hast.

#source: midsomer murders #die drei fragezeichen #die drei ??? #titus jonas #mathilda jonas #incorrect quotes #german

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

could be completely wrong but:

what if we saw the queen of the night from die zauberflöte in kind of the same way as vitellia from la clemenza di tito—two powerful women who have been (or at least feel) slighted by male-dominated power dynamics and, while they genuinely love the people they’re trying to manipulate (pamina and sesto respectively) brutally manipulate them anyway?

the differences, of course, being that they’re working in/against different structures with different rulers (sarastro and tito respectively, and we all know they’re very different), and of course that the queen of the night never gets the redemptive moment/heel-face that vitellia does

#hmm. maybe? #opera tag #opera #la clemenza di tito #the mercy of titus #die zauberflöte #the magic flute #mozart #wolfgang amadeus mozart #source: trust me bro #i guess

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Artanis, on her way to tell Farkas that she's the one who assassinated Titus Mede: Whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about.

Artanis: Now they have the power to destroy you, but they won’t. That’s what love is.

#okay . . . #oc: artanis felagund #listener #dark brotherhood #farkas #murder wife and wolf husband #companions of jorrvaskr #whiterun #titus mede ii #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: welcome to night vale #hail sithis