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#source: the simpsons
incorrect-catcf-quotes · 10 hours ago
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Hoffa: Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Oompa-Loompas and Snozzwangers. Or Oompa-Loompas and Hornswogglers. Or Oompa-Loompas and Whangdoodles. Or Oompa-Loompas and other Oompa-Loompas. Damn Oompa-Loompas! They ruined Loompaland!
Wonka: You Oompa-Loompas sure are a contentious people.
Hoffa: You just made an enemy for life!
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Tim: You've never read comics?
Ned: No.
Tim: Not even in the newspaper? Like Peanuts? You've never read Peanuts?
Ned: Nope.
Tim: Are you serious? You've never read Peanuts?
Ned: Uh-uh.
[cuts to Tim holding a football while Ned gets ready to run at it]
Tim: Go ahead. I promise I have a good hold on it.
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weirdkev27 · a day ago
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Bradford: I can't go on. You go ahead. And carry me with you.
Isabella Finch:[Groans] Oh, come on, man.
Bradford:[as Finch carries him] Hurry! They're catching up!
[They reach a cliff.]
[Finch hands Bradford a vine] Here, Brad. You go first.
[Bradford swings across]
Finch: Okay. Now throw the vine back.
Bradford:[Runs off] There's no time.
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Tim: I’m going to tell you something, and I need you not to overreact.
Helen: When have I EVER overreacted?
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incorrectfawsl · a day ago
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Erin Cuthbert: Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots. Or Welshmen and Scots. Or Japanese and Scots. Or Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots they ruined Scotland!
Leah Williamson: These Scots sure are a contensious people.
Erin: You just made an enemy for life!
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Lenny: Hi! We brought you frozen yogurt.
Homer: Why? You know, frozen yogurt doesn’t solve all the world’s problems!
Carl, to Lenny: I told you to bring donuts!
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Ickis: You know, Oblina, "I told you so" has a brother.
Ickis: His name is, "Shut the hell up"!
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fandom-explorer04 · 3 days ago
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(Belos takes a bath and cleans himself before Luz' hits him with a chair)
Belos: OW!! OW! WHAT- OW!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
Luz: Geez, sorry. It's a pretty standard stunt, Belos.
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Fizz: There are only three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way, and the Fizz way.
Amelia: Isn’t that just the wrong way?
Fizz: Yeah, but it’s faster.
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cantankerouscanuck · 3 days ago
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In a Gerudo bar...
Link: "Wait a minute, there's something bothering me about this place...I KNOW! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap ladies" *gets up and leaves*
Midna: *buying Zelda a drink* "What's her problem?"
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Luann: I have to say, I’m a little embarrassed for you.
Kirk: This is a sports related injury! That makes me cool!
Luann: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!
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Julie: And I hope we can coexist.
Carrie: I wasn't listening, what did you say?
Kayla who also wasn't listening: She said she wants to see if ghosts exist.
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Helen: Marge, can I offer you a bit of advice?
Marge: Is it about the way I’m dressed?
Helen: Yes, but it’s too late for that.
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herqueensguard · 4 days ago
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NPL Michael: In my defense, I never said I was an angel! I don't know where you got the word 'angel'!
Eleanor: What about that t-shirt I got you that you're wearing?
Michael, in a t-shirt saying 'Hot Girlfriend's Angel': I assumed that's a typo.
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headcanons-phb · 5 days ago
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Phoenix: why do you say such ridiculous things?
Larry: They sound good in my brain then my tongue makes not the words sound good.
Larry: Formally!
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Mr. Cooper: Honey! There's a spider near my keys.
Mrs. Cooper: You did the right thing by telling me.
Mrs. Cooper, marching over to the spider: Shoo! Get outta here!
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we-are-the-amb · 5 days ago
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Laddie: Star, you fuss over me way too much.
Star: Enjoy it now, ‘cause when you grow up, you’re gonna have to take care of yourself.
Michael: Star!
Michael: There’s a spider near my keys.
Star: You did the right thing by telling me.
Star, marching over to the spider: Shoo! Get outta here!
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