#source: the princess bride

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Wyll: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

Karlach: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

#source: the princess bride #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 wyll #wyll ravengard #bg3 karlach #karlach

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Barbarian: It’s not my fault that I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.

#barbarian #source: the princess bride #mod meme #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #incorrect quotes #dnd

[aotearoa20]

Eärendil pleading Middle Earth’s case to the Valar

Eärendil: Let me explain

Eärendil: …

Eärendil: No, there is too much, let me sum up

#cue council of elrond style overview #that still takes entirely to long #and would leave any sensible hobbit desperate for luncheon #like father like son #eärendil #valar #incorrect silmarillion quotes #silmarillion #tolkien #🥝 #source: the princess bride

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

Raph: You're that smart?

Donnie: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Stockman? Honeycutt? Rockwell?

Raph: Yes.

Donnie: Morons.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: the princess bride #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #donatello #baxter stockman #fugitoid #dr rockwell

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: "Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

Stiles: "I will never doubt again."

Derek: "There will never be a need."

#teen wolf #sterek #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #source: the princess bride

[cyber-streak-2]

Megatron: Give us the relic!

Smokescreen: I have no relic.

Starscream: Knockout! Go tear his arms off.

Smokescreen: O-Oh! Uh...

Smokescreen, pulling it out and moving closer to the three: You mean this relic.

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: the princess bride #Megatron #Smokescreen #Knockout #Starscream #TFP #Transformers Prime #With Novafire-is-thinking

[adastra121]

Leander: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. His fans: Awwww. <3 Those who Know™: O_O

#I remember a post I made about songs sounding sweet and romantic until I imagined them with leander #turns out it applies to quotes too #leander: ‘it’s cute that you think death will get you out of this relationship.’ #touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved leander #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #source: the princess bride #i feel like leander would really like wesley and inigo and strive to emulate them #but no. the character most similar to Wesley and Inigo is Sen #coming back from the dead the all black colour scheme and the quest for vengeance #oh by “his fans” I meant his in-game fans when we meet him! the ones that swooned at his performance! #this isn't shade to people who like him!

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Richie: *pushing his way through a crowd* Excuse me… pardon me, please, it’s important… *sighs* Max, can you...? Max: EVERYBODY MOVE *the crowd rapidly clears a path* Richie: Thank you.

#source: the princess bride #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #richie lipschitz #i love richie #max jagerman #michie #incorrect quote

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Nepeta: :33< i don't suppaws you could sp33d things up?

Jade: if you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.

Nepeta: :33< i could do that. i have some rope up here, but i do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

Jade: that does put a damper on our relationship ,':B

Nepeta: :33< i could give you my word as a catgirl!

Jade: no good, i've known too many catgirls

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jade harley #nepeta leijon #mod terezi #source: the princess bride #such is the eternal conflict between catgirls and doggirls

[hitchell-mope]

Dean: my name is Dean Winchester. You looked at my baby brother. Prepare to die.

#supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #wincest #source: the princess bride

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Last Dragonborn: *trying to convince Balgruuf to let her trap a dragon in his keep*

Balgruuf the Greater: While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice on it?

#balgruuf the greater #jarl balgruuf #dragonsreach #whiterun #the fallen #oc: leara roseblade #oc: aurora orianus #dovahkiin #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: the princess bride #last dragonborn

[justincorrectarcanequotes]

It’s not my fault that I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.

Sevika

#source: the princess bride #incorrect quotes #sevika arcane

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Merasmus: Inconceivable!

Heavy: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

#source: the princess bride #TF2 Merasmus #TF2 Heavy #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[artemisfowlcodex]

Mulch: I give you my word as a Dwarf...

Holly: That's no good, I've known too many Dwarves.

#Artemis Fowl #incorrect quotes #Mulch Diggums #Holly Short #source: the princess bride

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[The Turtles are trying to help Karai escape from Shredder's prison] Leo: Let me explain- Shredder: There's nothing to explain! You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen!!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: the princess bride #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #karai #shredder #oroku saki #raphael #michelangelo #donatello

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Gerard: Surrender! Stiles: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

#teen wolf #gerard argent #michael hogan #mieczysław stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #stiles stilinski #dylan o'brien #source: the princess bride