#source: the nanny

[bruhseidon]

Y/N, walking down the stairs: Okay, I’m ready. How do I look?

Dick, on his phone: Fine. Now, let’s go.

Y/N: Fine? I need gorgeous. [goes back upstairs] I’m changing.

Dick, looking up and seeing the outfit: No, wait, I-I meant gorgeous! [absolutely distraught] Why didn’t I say gorgeous? Why? …Why? [cries]

#batman #dc comics #batfamily #batfamily x reader #dick grayson #dick grayson x reader #nightwing #nightwing x reader #incorrect dc #source: the nanny

[uncorrectintamed]

Jiang Yanli: A-Cheng, don't you have something you want to say to A-Xian?

Jiang Cheng: Yeah, but then you'd make me apologize for that too.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #incorrect quotes #source: the nanny #this house is a fucking nightmare

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Malia: What's Stiles doing in London? Lydia: One would hope, Derek

#teen wolf #sterek #malia tate #malia hale #shelley hennig #lydia martin #holland roden #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #source: the nanny

[incorrectsoukokuquotes]

Teenage!Dazai: I hate you. Kouyou: It's fine, I won't take it personally. I'm letting you express. Teenage!Chuuya: I hate you too. Kouyou: Open a window! Open a window, I cannot breathe!

#source: the nanny #bsd kouyou #ozaki kouyou #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #nakahara chuuya #incorrect quotes #incorrect bsd quotes #incorrect bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #soukoku #bsd dazai #dazai x chuuya

[ladymiraclewings]

Loona: Blitz and Stolas's wedding will be the wedding of the century! Fizzarolli: Took about that long to happen.

#helluva boss #helluva boss incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #loona #fizzarolli #stolitz #stolas #blitz #blitzo #source: the nanny

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: You know, it’s amazing. Every time I ask you to do something, you always manage to screw it all up.

Mikey: And yet you continue to ask me.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: the nanny #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #michelangelo

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

Amy: Are you trying to be annoying, or does it just come naturally?

11: It comes naturally.

#doctor who #dw #incorrect quotes #dw incorrect quotes #doctor who incorrect quotes #amy pond #11th Doctor #Matt Smith #karen gillan #source: the nanny

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2620

Give 'em the ol' razzle-dazzle. (Dialogue from The Nanny.)

#rachel maksy #mothman #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: the nanny #vid: but make it vintage: mothman

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: [after spraying the leather couch] I couldn't resist the informercial, Emma. "Unwanted dirt just slides right off!"

Snow: [slips off the chair]

Regina: And voila!

#snow white #regina mills #snow/regina #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: the nanny

[chopper-and-ap5]

Obi-Wan: How are you feeling, Maul? Maul: I'm feeling empty and alone. Obi-Wan: You want a Tic Tac? Maul, smiling: Sure.

#source: the nanny #star wars #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect clone wars quotes #the clone wars #darth maul #maul #obimaul #obi wan kenobi

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: So why does Juliet die?

Daphne: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.

Eloise: Oh, you can tell this play was written by a man.

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #bridgerton #eloise bridgerton #daphne bridgerton #bridgerton sisters #source: the nanny

[incorrect-losers]

Belch: Give me a dollar!!

The losers: *Jump back in fear*

Bev: Don’t worry, boys, I’ll take care of this

Bev: What am I, Santa Claus!? YOU give ME a dollar!!!

Belch: *Scared, hands her a dollar and runs*

Bev: Yeah!

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #belch huggins #beverly marsh #richie tozier #stan uris #stanley uris #mike hanlon #eddie kaspbrak #bill denbrough #ben hanscom #source: the nanny

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

[Eli has accidentally killed a rabbit] Derek: It's not like rabbits are endangered species. All they do is mate. Eli: Well, aint that nice. I killed an animal with a better social life than me.

#teen wolf #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #eli stilinski hale #eli hale #vince mattis #source: the nanny

[incorrectsoukokuquotes]

Oda: Are you telling me that all those years that you put dish water in his coffee and changed his lip balm for glue stick and called him a cow, you were flirting? Dazai: What, no good?

#source: the nanny #bsd chuuya #nakahara chuuya #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #soukoku #odasaku sakunosuke #bsd odasaku #bungou stray dogs #incorrect quotes #incorrect bsd quotes #incorrect bungou stray dogs #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes

[sea-owl]

Kate: *dramatic gasp* You dyed your gray streak?! What the hell is wrong with you!?

Anthony: I happened to like it! I think it takes ten years off! Catch you later babe.

Kate: That was my gray streak! I caused it, and it was mine to remove!

#lowkey i can also see this working for some of the other couples too #kathony #bridgerton #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: the nanny

[geekynichelle]

Hobie: You can't fire me! I quit! 

*walks out the door* 

Miguel: ...

Hobie: *comes back in* No, you fired me. That way, I'll be able to collect unemployment.

#Hobart Brown #Hobie Brown #Spider-Punk #Miguel O'Hara #Across the Spiderverse #Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse #source: The Nanny