#source: the martian

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Colin: What the hell is "Project Elrond?"

Beard: I had to make something up.

Colin: But "Elrond?"

Moe: Because it's a secret meeting.

Colin: How do you know that, and why does Elrond mean secret meeting?

Beard: The council of Elrond. It's from the Lord of the Rings. It's the meeting where they decide to destroy the one ring.

Jan: If we're going to call something Project Elrond, I would like my code name to be "Glorfindel."

Colin: I hate every one of you.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #colin hughes #coach beard #moe bumbercatch #jan maas #source: the martian

[danganronpafakes]

Things didn't go exactly as planned, but I'm not dead, so it's a win.

Source: Andy Weir (“The Martian”)

#incorrect quotes #danganronpa #kyoko kirigiri #drthh #danganronpa: the animation #source: andy weir #source: the martian

[ladymiraclewings]

Zenitsu Agatsuma: Things are finally going my way. In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all! [two minutes later] Zenitsu Agatsuma: I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!

#demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer incorrect quotes #zenitsu agatsuma #zenitsu #source: the martian #incorrect quotes

[incorrectlotm]

Things didn’t go exactly as planned, but I’m not dead, so it’s a win.

Klein

#klein moretti #source: the martian

[incorrect-hololive]

Gura: I’ll admit that this idea is fatally dangerous, but consider this - I’d get to fly around like Iron Man

Sora: …we’ll keep working on ideas

Gura: Iron Man, senpai. IRON MAN.

#source: the martian #incorrect quotes #hololive #hololive jp #gawr gura #tokino sora #submission #sometimes the best ideas involve making the shark fly around

[totallycorrectresidentevil]

It was a ridiculous sequence of events that led to me almost dying, and an even more ridiculous sequence that led to me surviving

Leon

#Leon S. Kennedy #source: the martian

[incorrectateam]

Things didn’t go exactly as planned, but I’m not dead, so it’s a win

Hannibal

#john hannibal smith #source: the martian

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Things didn’t go exactly as planned, but I’m not dead, so that’s a win.

Eli

#source: the martian #slugterra #incorrect slugterra quotes #incorrect quotes #eli #eli shane #mine

[sisaloofafump]

In case it seems like every third comic has Batman in it... you're not wrong. He's been in 38.6% of DC issues since 2020, with a stark increase of 8% each decade since the 90s and surpassing Superman in popularity. Despite this, there's been a massive drop off of comics where he is teamed up with Superman or a Robin (although the amount of group team ups between Batman Family members has increased, as well as Nightwing solos).

#I made the graphs but the numbers were sourced from ComicVine #idk thought this was interesting #once they embraced the gritty aspect of his character #it popped off #but before than it was really just superman who thrived in the absurd space comics #dc comics #my art #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #wonder woman #lois lane #diana prince #my graphs #dick grayson #hal jordan #green lantern #barry allen #aquaman #green arrow #martian manhunter #barbara gordon #jim gordon #joker #jimmy olsen #supergirl #long post #like obvs not this installment but later ones get long so I'll tag it here to help filter

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 128

Everything was gone. But it had been gone for a long time. Cities crumbling to dust under the march of time and under the battering of the weakening sun. Everyone had long since passed into the realm of the dead, and he had long since retreated from the land of the living as he aged, growing larger amidst Time’s coils. 

He’d long since stopped being known as Danny to most, his true Name cradled in his core as it grew in power and importance with his own primordial ascendence. Others called him by just as many names as Clockwork, if not more as his planets grew life, his galaxies cultivating their own beings into existence. 

To some he was a creator, the bringer of life itself. To others he was destruction, the end of all. So many names, so many even coming close to his Name, each cradled gently by his core. 

He was Space, he was stardust, he was a blackhole, the far off galaxies, newborn stars forming in his hands and dying with a blink. Galaxies dancing in his hair, what was, what will be, splintering into planes amidst his strands of hair. 

He was Balance, chaos and order dancing together on a tightrope twisting through existence. He was Phantom, a name whispered amidst the Realms as a guardian, a protector, and yet a hunter, a destroyer at once. 

He was a Brother, a Father, an Uncle, a Son. He was many things, and that was fine with him, but even if hypothetically he should be impartial, he would freely admit he had favorites. Danielle, his little Moon, his first Daughter and her children of Krypton. Dan, his raging Sun, his Son and his little Laughing Magicians. Clockwork, his Father of Time, and his Speedsters who raced through timelines like giggling toddlers, not really understanding but loved all the same. 

His dear Sister’s children, her Ma'aleca'andrans and Atlanteans she tenderly cradled and protected as long as she could before sleep overtook her. His dear Tucker’s Champions, the children of Magic lost and alone. His dear Sam’s children of Lazarus, dancing with blades and between life and death. 

Their dear children that came from all of their blood. The Lords of Chaos, of Order, entire Cities brought to life by their magic, entire planets whose heartbeats pulsed with their own. 

Everything of what they had once been was gone. And it had been gone for a long time. But they were all still here. For Death was just as much a beginning, as it was the end. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #writing prompts #Clockwork is the Endless #Danny is one of the children of the Endless #One of these days JL is gonna talk about their beliefs and realize there's some overlap #Or someone is going to summon someone #Tucker continues to reincarnate but keeps his memories since he's fully ascended now #He definitely feels when his next Champion is chosen and definitely finds Billy #eternal trio #Val is with them too #they love each other #Omg Val is the one who created the Source and the many types of Lantern Rings #League of assassins are for saving the animals and such like that was part of its original goal #Sam would be down for having an assassin cult in one of her names #Danny holding Constantine and Superman and Batman in one hand: Grandsons :) #Danny holding Martian Manhunter and Aquaman: Nephews :) #Danny holding Klarion and Nabu: Grandchildren :) #Danny holding all the speedsters: Siblings :) #Danny holding the League of Assassins & Captain Marvel & Green Lanterns: Children <3 #This could also work as a crossover with something else #It could be a crossover with anything they have no qualms with moving through dimensions and timelines

[briviting]

he’d finally be able to see venus

#source: spongebob ofc #looney tunes #marvin the martian #porky pig #art attag #comics

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

The Flash: Whats up, J’onn?

Martian Manhunter, being serious: The sky.

#source: i dont think it actually came somewere? #i seen various jokes and versions of such joke #perhaps it originated from a joke book? #justice league #dc comics #dcau #dc #justice league unlimited #jlu #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect dc comics #martian manhunter #j’onn j’onzz #the flash #wally west

[hurricane-heatt]

THE FOOL - if reversed, carelessness, apathy, frenzy

i ii iii iv v vi vii viii ix

#web weave #sebastian vettel #mark webber #i hope the sources work cause i did it on mobile fingers crossed #my tarot knowledge is vague i am sorry #sebmark #martian

[waterfire1848]

[ Bruce tells everyone they have a meeting. ] Shayera: I can't come. Bruce: Why? Shayera: I'll be washing my hair. Wally: I'll be running the water. John: Holding the towel. Diana: Putting in the shampoo and conditioner. Clark: And J'onn and I will be at our homes trying to get over the fact that nobody invited us to the big hair washing party.

#incorrect quotes #source: how i met your mother #bruce wayne #batman #shayera hol #hawkgirl #wally west #the flash #john stewart #green lantern #diana prince #wonder woman #clark kent #superman #kal el #j'onn j'onzz #martian manhunter #justice league

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Family Feud: BatFam v FlashFam

Martian Manhunter: (hosting) "Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house."

Impulse: (slams on the buzzer)

Martian Manhunter: Bart!

Impulse: Naked grandma!

Martian Manhunter: Nake-HUH?!

Robin: ... I wouldn't wanna see that either.

Board: (dings) "Gun/Occupant"

Impulse: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

#incorrect comic book quotes #batfam #flashfam #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #impulse #bart allen #robin #tim drake #source: family feud

[poltergeistsidekick]

I need some more fic content for my f/o's expeditiously, I'm tired of the same obsecure fics and headcanons from 4 years ago. 😩😩I need FOOD please writers I'm begging you. Anyone taking requests or even commissions please let me know I'm fucking starving. I'm not that confident about my writing but fuck it I might have to do it myself

#And im mean writing for very specific sources #no live action superman #no live action martian manhunter #i need x reader content for the dcau and marvel animated shows/movies #self ship #clark kent x reader #hulk x reader #martian manhunter x reader #kurt wagner x reader #fic writing #reader insert #my thots #hellboy x reader