#source: the lord of the rings

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Farkas: I was just stretching.

Vilkas: You're taller.

Farkas: Who?

Vilkas: You!

Farkas: Than what?

Vilkas: Than me!

Farkas: I've always been taller than you.

Vilkas: Farkas, everyone knows I'm the tall one. You're the short one.

Farkas: Please, Vilkas. You're what? Six-foot-two? At the most? Whereas me, I'm pushing six-foot-three.

#vilkas #farkas #companions of jorrvaskr #Whiterun #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: the lord of the rings

[danganronpafakes]

Go now, and die in what way seems best to you.

Source: J. R. R. Tolkien (The Lord of the Rings, “The Return of the King”)

#incorrect quotes #danganronpa #drthh #danganronpa: the animation #monokuma #source: j. r. r. tolkien #source: the lord of the rings

[fandomsarefamily1966]

*Deathly Hallows*

Ron: Let's face it, Harry: we're lost.

Hermione: I don't think Dumbledore meant for us to come this way.

Harry: He didn't mean for a lot of things to happen, Hermione... but they did.

#source: the lord of the rings #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes #much like a lot of the other fandoms I'm in #Harry Potter deals with the realization that people can love you and still hurt you #and quite brutally too #although it does lean more towards forgiveness near the end #having to learn that the people you love aren't who you think they are always hurts #😔

[totallycorrectfostershome]

Sorry, Mac, I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: They choose the wisest person present to speak to.

Madame Foster

#Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends #incorrect foster's home for imaginary friends #madame foster #source: the lord of the rings

[ariminiria]

remember to do your part by giving Amazon's Rings of Power show the Morbius treatment

#hey there Blaze victim! check the notes for extra context #tl;dr: egregious disrespect for the source material and -more importantly- workers rights abuses #also theres a chance that we could kill amazon streaming if this flops so #happy morbing! #rings of power #its morbin time #every single 'ooh new first look' fille me with unbridled rage #anti rings of power #lord of the rings #tolkien #lotr #it's morbin time

[sigmalaussene]

Gay people do love glitters

art • commissions

#lotr #gimli son of gloin #legolas #legolas x gimli #lord of the rings #lord of the rings fanart #lotr fanart #my art lotr #my comics #gimleaf #legolas greenleaf #glittering caves #lotr books #lotr books fanart #lotr book #lotr fancomic #fancomic #I think my love for nature is very obvious in this one #and it bit me in the ass because omg all those crystals #but it was worth it #god I love these two #gigolas #“nin mel” is wrong bc i didnt find a right source to translate sindarin so sorry for that #my art

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Jason: Hey Tim, what’cha looking at?

Tim: Legos.

Jason: …why?

Tim: There’s a new set coming out that I want. But it’s really expensive. Help me convince myself not to get it.

Jason: Will you be disappointed if you buy it?

Tim: Yes.

Jason: Would you be disappointed if you didn’t?

Tim: Yes.

Jason: So buy it, be disappointed, and have legos.

Tim: …that shouldn’t be as good of an argument as it is.

#incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect justice league quotes #dc comics #batman #batman & robin #robin #justice league #batfamily #jason todd #red hood #batfam #red robin #tim drake #gotham #legos #this it totally not about me with the lord of the rings legos coming out #source: tiktok

[torchwood-99]

Gandalf: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Aragorn: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Gandalf: Death is a social construct.

#Lotr #Lord of the Rings #Gandalf #Aragorn #incorrect quotes #source: incorrect quotes generator

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

#one of the biggest reasons sam hates mount doom is 1) the whole ring thing and 2) no food :( #lotr #lotr meme #source: tumblr #obviously #samwise gamgee #frodo baggins #The Lord of the Rings #lord of the rings #incorrect lotr #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect lord of the rings

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Bilbo: I think you owe me an apology. Thorin: I’LL APOLOGIZE TO YOU IN HELL. Bilbo: Thorin: Bilbo: Thorin: I don’t actually know what this is about. Sorry I took such a hard stance.

#bilbo is the only person thorin would apologize to like this #source: b99 #the hobbit #incorrect hobbit quotes #incorrect quotes #thorin #thorin oakenshield #bilbo #bilbo baggins #the company of thorin oakenshield #lord of the rings #incorrect lotr quotes

[pinkbeastie]

i think gal needs a treat

#source: pinterest #the rings of power #rop #trop #the lord of the rings #lotr #galadriel #halbrand #halbrand x galadriel #rings of power #tolkien #haladriel #halatariel #sauron x galadriel #saurondriel #lotr trop #text post

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

One does not simply walk into Camoran's Paradise.

Martin Septim, explaining why he needs to crack the Mysterium Xarxes to open the portal to Paradise, definitely

#this is my best quote i have peaked #meta #martin septim #mysterium xarxes #mankar camoran #camoran's paradise #cloud ruler temple #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect oblivion quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #Oblivion #the elder scrolls iv: oblivion #one does not simply #source: the lord of the rings

[angelofthenight]

Legolas: Do I even weigh anything to you?

You: No, it's like holding a couple of grapes

#lol get it coz elves are supposed to be rly light #source: brooklyn nine nine #reader insert #legolas x reader #incorrect quotes #Legolas imagine #Legolas #lord of the rings #lord of the rings incorrect quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #lotr #lotr incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes

[fandomsarefamily1966]

Sprig: I don't think anyone meant for things to get this bad.

Anne: We didn't mean for a lot of things to happen, Sprig... but they did.

#source: the lord of the rings #incorrect amphibia quotes #incorrect quotes #just like Steven Universe and the Owl House #Amphibia repeatedly points out that people can love you and still hurt you #but this time this extends to friendship as well #and all three of the girls treated each other badly without realizing it #including Anne #wait no #i'm sad now #😔

[captainwaffles]

Gandalf: tell Gimli of the birds and the bees

Legolas: they’re disappearing at an alarming rate

#source: unknown #captainwaffles #gandalf #legolas x gimli #legolas #gimleaf #gimli son of gloin #lotr #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #lord of the rings

[near-dareis-mai]

Vote for your favourite horse/horse-adjacent character from Fantasy and Science Fiction books, and yell at me in the replies/comments about your fave that i missed.

#no pegasus or sleipnir bc i'm strictly keeping it to fantasy/scifi books rather than cultural mythology #i tried to limit to one per source except lotr which gets two bc it was The First #the horse and his boy #the narnia chronicles #lord of the rings #the neverending story #the witcher #the wheel of time #a song of ice and fire #the last unicorn #valdemar #shadowfax #bela #bree #binky #artax #bill the pony #roach #the silver #lady amalthea #yfandes #heralds of valdemar