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Heavy: Doktor, wait here and stay hidden. I'm going in.
Medic: While what? I watch helplessly from the side-lines? I don't think so.
Heavy: I'm asking you to wait with tiny teammates!
Medic: And I'm telling you, not a chance!
Heavy: Heavy must to do this alone.
Medic: *recoils as if struck* What is this all of a sudden? Do you not trust me anymore?
Heavy: Of course I do!
Medic: Do you think I'm too weak?!
Heavy: No!
Medic: Then what?! What is it?!
Heavy: I'm not...
Medic: Not what?
Heavy: Not... I'm not strong enough.
Medic: Strong enough? And this will make you stronger?!
Heavy: Yes- No!
Medic: That's what this is? Some sort of work out?
Heavy: I can't lose you again!
Medic: ...!
Heavy: *staring at Medic's still healing bullet wounds* I can't. Not again. I'm not s-strong enough.
Medic: If we work together, you won't have to be.
#source: the incredibles#TF2 Heavy#TF2 Medic#team fortress 2#incorrect quotes#heavymedic#red oktoberfest
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Percy: Wise girl!
Annabeth: What?
Percy: Where is Riptide?!
Annabeth: Huh?
Percy: Where! Is! RIPTIDE!
Annabeth: I, uhh, put it away!
Percy: WHERE?!
Annabeth: Why do you need to know?!
Percy: I NEED IT!
Annabeth: Uh uh! Don’t you think about running off and doing no daring do! We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!
Percy: The public is in danger!
Annabeth: MY EVENING’S IN DANGER!
Percy: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SWORD IS WOMAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!!!
Annabeth: GREATER GOOD?! I AM YOUR WIFE! I’M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!!
#percy jackson and the olympians#incorrect quotes#source: the incredibles#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth
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Onmund, after Ancano takes the Eye of Magnus and tries to blow up the College: We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!
#revealing the unseen#containment#college of winterhold#onmund#the eye of magnus#ancano#nerevar queue and star#incorrect quotes#incorrect elder scrolls#incorrect skyrim quotes#tes#the elder scrolls#skyrim#the elder scrolls v: skyrim#source: the incredibles#source: disney
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A post be @team-iceflower gave me a little inspiration!
Ruby: *putting the finishing touches on romantic dinner setting*
Ruby: Hmm? *feels her scroll go off*
Ruby: Hello?
Jaune: Ruby?! Oh, thank goodness you picked up! There’s a giant Grimm Leviathan attacking the city and we need your help!
Ruby: 😱
Ruby: I’ll be there right away!!
Ruby: *puts on her cape and yanks open the weapon closet, only to find Crescent Rose missing*
Ruby: Weiss? Honey?!
Weiss: *from the bathroom, applying makeup* What?
Ruby: Where is my weapon?!
Weiss: What?
Ruby: *opening cabinets* Where. Is. My. Weapon?!
Weiss: I put it away!
Ruby: *frantically yanks open closet* Where?!
Weiss: Why do you want to know?!
Ruby: I need it!
Weiss: Oh, no! You’re not going out on another mission! We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!
Ruby: *looking under sink* The public is in danger!
Weiss: My romantic evening is in danger!
Ruby: Tell me where my scythe is! We’re talking about the greater good!
Weiss: I am your WIFE!! I am the greatest “good” you are EVER going to get!!
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Derek: *carrying Stiles*
Syndrome: You married Stiles?
Eli: *raising a brow*
Syndrome: And got busy!
[I'm sorry... I could not help it.]
#teen wolf#sterek#mieczyslaw stiles stilinski#stiles stilinski#dylan obrien#dylan o'brien#derek hale#tyler hoechlin#eli stilinski hale#eli hale#vince mattis#syndrome#source: the incredibles
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Adora: Catra, where's my sword?
Catra: What?
Adora: Where. Is. My. Sword?
Catra: I uh- put it away.
Adora: Where?!
Catra: Why do you need to know?
Adora: I need it!!!
Catra: Nope. No way in hell are you running off to pull some self-sacrificial stunt. We've been planning this date for two months!
Adora: Etheria is in danger!
Catra: My evening is in danger!
Adora: Just tell me where my sword is, Catra! We are talking about the greater good!
Catra: Greater good? I am your WIFE! I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!
#incorrect spop quotes#she ra and the princesses of power#spop#spop incorrect quotes#incorrect she ra quotes#catra#adora#catradora#spop catra#incorrect catradora quotes#catradora incorrect quotes#adora spop#source: the incredibles
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Tell me this isn't how that scene went
Jesper: nuh-uh! Don’t you think about making us run off to do no darin’ do. We [Wylan and Jesper] have been planning this for two months!
Kaz: Ravka is in danger!
Jesper: My EVENING is in danger!
Kaz: You get down here right now. We are talking about the greater good! [As in getting paid]
Jesper: Greater good? Wylan is my partner! He is the greatest GOOD I am ever going to get!
(Said scene:)
#wylan van eck#wylan van sunshine#jesper fahey#s&b s2#s&b spoilers#wesper#source: the incredibles#shadow and bone#shadow and bone s2
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Wukong [looking frantically around the house]: Macaque?
Macaque [cooking in the kitchen]: What?
Wukong: Where’s my staff?
Macaque: What?
Wukong: Where. Is. My. Staff.
Macaque: I, uh, put it away.
Wukong: Where?
Macaque: Why do you need to know?
Wukong: I need it!
Macaque: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no derring-do! We’ve been planning this dinner for two month!
Wukong: The world is in danger!
Macaque: My evening’s in danger!
Wukong: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY STAFF IS, MONKEY! We are talking about the greater good!
Macaque: “Greater good”? I am your husband! I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna get!
#lego monkie king#lmk#monkie kid#incorrect monkie kid quotes#sun wukong#lmk sun wukong#six eared macaque#lmk macaque#sun wukong x macaque#macaque x wukong#shadowpeach#source: the incredibles
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Jinx: It's finally ready! You know, I went through quite a few enforcers to make it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn't good enough! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure, it was difficult, but you are worth it. After all, it's like you said... This city is going to respect us.
Vi: Powder?
Jinx: My name is not Powder! And it's not Pow-Pow, either. That ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help, and what do you say to me?!
Vi: Because you're a Jinx! Do you hear me?! Mylo was right!
Jinx: It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson. You can't count on anyone, especially your family.
#incorrect piltover quotes#incorrect quotes#league of legends jinx#league of legends vi#jinx#vi#league of legends#riot games#submission#source: the incredibles
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This is how their first meeting went I'm sure:
Medic: *tutting at the Heavy's x-rays* You definitly need a new heart, that much is certain!
Heavy: *recoiling in shock* A new heart?! Where the heck am I to get a new heart?!
Medic: *dismissively* You can't! It's impossible! *slyly opens up his fridge full of fresh organs* I'm far too busy, so ask me now before I can become sane~
Blu!Spy: Kill me...
Medic: *to the Spy, cheerfully* I told you, "Later!"
Heavy: *watching the Medic in awe* Ждать? You want to give me a new heart?
Medic: *haphazardly slams the fridge door shut* Oh, you push too hard, der Liebling, but I accept!
#source: the incredibles#TF2 Medic#TF2 Heavy#TF2 Spy#team fortress 2#incorrect quotes#heavymedic#red oktoberfest
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Valkyrie: We are talking about the greater good!
Militsa: Greater good? I'm your girlfriend! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
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Akatosh: I didn't know Martin Septim's powers so I covered the basics.
Sheogorath: Martin doesn't have any powers.
Akatosh: No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway.
#it makes sense in my head#and that's all that matters#martin septim#akatosh#aedra#divines#sheogorath#daedric princes#nerevar queue and star#incorrect quotes#incorrect elder scrolls#incorrect oblivion quotes#tes#the elder scrolls#oblivion#the elder scrolls iv: oblivion#source: the incredibles#source: disney
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Din: We are talking about the greater good!
Bo: “Greater good”? I am your wife! I’m the greatest ‘good’ you are ever gonna get!
#the mandalorian#dinbo#din djarin#bo katan kryze#din djarin x bo katan kryze#the mandalorian incorrect quotes#source: the incredibles
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tim: honey?
bernard: what?
tim: where's my super suit?
bernard: what?
tim: where. is. my. super. suit?!
bear: i, uh, put it away.
tim: where?!
bear: why do you need to know?!
tim: i need it!
bear: uh-uh! don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do! we've been planning this dinner for two months!
tim: the public is in danger!!
bear: my evening's in danger!!
tim: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN!!!! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!!!!
bear: “GREATER GOOD”?! I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND! I’M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GOING TO GET!
#sorry this scene screams timber#i see this scene so vividly it's like I'm sitting on their couch watching them do this#tim drake#bernard dowd#timber#dc#source: the incredibles
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Person A: I saved your life!
Person B: No you didn't. You ruined my death.
Person C: SAME THING! WHY CAN'T YOU TWO GET ALONG!!!!!
#incorrect quotes#character dialogue#dialogue prompt#writing prompts#writing prompt#writing#writeblr#writing dialogue#source: the incredibles
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The Tenth Doctor, On Being a Hero
Ten: No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. *sighs* Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, y'know? For a little bit.... I feel like the maid! I just cleaned up this mess - can we keep it clean for 10 minutes?!
What is it with Earth that you lot are always in danger?
#incorrect quotes#10th doctor#doctor who#tenth doctor#incorrect tenth doctor#incorrect doctor who quotes#funny doctor who#source: the incredibles#the doctor#doctor who series 2#doctor who series 3#doctor who series 4#doctor who season 2#doctor who season 3#doctor who season 4#new who#nuwho#whovian#give him a break#poor baby#he works so hard#humanity restored#why is it like this
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