#source: texts from last night

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Y/N, you were pretty drunk last night. You came downstairs and said you were dressed to impress Natasha.

Y/N: What was I wearing?

Kate: Nothing.

Y/N: Makes sense.

#source: texts from last night #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrectbatfam]

[texting]

Tim: What if the "g" in "gif" is silent?

Jason: Go the fuck to sleep.

Tim: What gif I don't want to?

Jason: Fuck you.

#source: texts from last night #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw swearing

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Karlach, looking starry eyed at a motorcycle: It’s taking every last moral I have not to steal this bike.

Astarion, already in the process of hotwiring it: You still have morals?

#source: texts from last night #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 karlach #karlach cliffgate

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Kaito, writing in his diary: I'm in love. His name is Shinichi. He's beautiful. He tried to bomb me inside a train.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: texts from last night

[uncorrectintamed]

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan just texted me saying: "I feel like you deserve the moon, but all I can give you is a rock."

Nie Huaisang: If you don't marry him, I will.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #nie huaisang #incorrect quotes #source: texts from last night

[danganronpafakes]

Toko: Just hook me up with your sister already. Stop being selfish.

Source: Texts From Last Night

#incorrect quotes #danganronpa #danganronpa s #makoto naegi #toko fukawa #tokomaru #source: texts from last night

[stardust948]

I'm in love. Her name is Katara. She's beautiful. She froze me inside a glacier.

-Zuko writing in his diary

#atla #zuko #katara #zutara #book 1 zutara #source: texts from last night #incorrect quotes #atla incorrect quotes #zutara incorrect quotes

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

Phineas: Ok, so I just had a really great idea-

Candace: No.

#phineas and ferb #pnf #phineas flynn #candace flynn #source: texts from last night

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Green lantern: I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. The highest setting on this microwave is 100%, and you better not take it apart to add power.

The Flash: Oh come on!

#source: texts from last night #justice league #dc comics #dcau #justice league unlimited #jlu #dc #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect dc comics #the flash #wally west #green lantern #john stewart

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Nigel: Would you be mad if I used the argument, “I’m allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian.”?

Miranda: Never. I’m proud to help you win arguments.

#the devil wears prada #incorrect quotes #incorrect dwp quotes #nigel kipling #miranda priestly #source: texts from last night

[ouatsqincorrect]

Emma: Houston, we have a problem.

Regina, sighing: Where are you?

Emma: Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.

#emma swan #regina mills #swan queen #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: texts from last night

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: Y/N, you were pretty drunk last night. You came downstairs and said you were dressed to impress Carol.

Y/N: What was I wearing?

Yelena: Nothing.

Y/N: Makes sense.

#source: texts from last night #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #black widow #carol danvers #carol danvers x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: Come back.

Damian: I miss you.

Damian: Where did you go?

Damian: Are you mad at me?

Damian: Please come back.

Dick: Damian, I was gone for two minutes. How much attention do you need?

Damian: All of it.

#source: texts from last night #damian wayne #robin #dick grayson #nightwing #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Tav: Okay so I’m texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting Halsin and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. Aren’t you proud?

Halsin: …This is Halsin, hi.

#source: texts from last night #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 halsin #halsin

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: Kaito just texted me saying: "I feel like you deserve the moon, but all I can give you is a rock."

Sonoko: If you don't marry him, I will.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: texts from last night

[uncorrectintamed]

[Juniors Groupchat]

Jin Ling: My Uncle is worried I'm not getting enough protein in my diet. So he is sending me 48 cans of tuna.

Jin Ling: That is not a typo.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #jin ling #jiang cheng #incorrect quotes #he's trying his best #jiang cheng's questionable parenting #source: texts from last night #zack stop you're gonna get in trouble