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marsdeathdefiances · 1 year
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*texting*
Achilles: I was just thinking about u
Patroclus: it is an interesting letter :)
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-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 10:09 am --
TG: roses r red
TG: tony hawk is a skater
AR: I'm in the shower right now, I'll get back to you later.
-- autoResponder [AR] ceased pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 10:09 am --
-- timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 10:15 am --
TT: Fuck you.
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hex-wittebane · 8 months
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Hunter: Can we normalize guys complimenting other guys?
Gus: You're killing it, my guy.
Matt: Superb idea fellow dude.
Ed: Nice dick, homie.
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Asami *texting*: Korra there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Asami *texting*: Please hurry because I’m going to cry
Asami *texting*: Korra
Asami *texting*: Korra
Korra *texting*: Korra is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth
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*Jason textin Roy*
Jason: Can you preheat the safehouse? I'm on my way back.
Roy: What are you, banana bread?
Jason: Be very careful with what you say next.
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M’khiin: Wait, is ‘salmon’ pronounced ‘sammun’?
Glint: I don’t know. I’ve been confused about that for two straight years.
Glint: …
Glint: Wait not straight, two gay years.
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Aqua: Are you flirting with me?
Earth: I'm trying. I have no idea what I'm doing.
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incorrectshsl · 2 years
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Souda: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was mozzarella?
Fuyuhiko: Don't ever fucking talk to me again.
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emmikay · 1 year
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Bombalurina: Hey, what’s your street name?
Rum Tum Tugger: Rap Tap Tapper.
Bombalurina: You live on a street called Rap Tap Tapper?
Rum Tum Tugger: …Oh, you meant my address.
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Jupiter: If you keep ignoring your emotions like this, you will eventually break down
Cyrus: How unfortunate
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incorrect-nosgoth · 2 years
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Kain: You talk a lot about liking dick.
Vorador: I mean. They're mostly jokes but I do also like dudes. I'm bisetnsual.
Vorador: Bidecual.
Kain: Take your time.
Vorador: Busrxual
Vorador: Holes.
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marsdeathdefiances · 1 year
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*texting*
Achilles: wyd?
Patroclus: I hate small talk
Achilles: I’m in love with you
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Meulin: (⁠≧⁠(⁠エ⁠)⁠≦⁠ ⁠) I COULD DO A D33P DIVE INTO THE CHARACTERS I'VE RELATED TO OFUR THE YEARS AND IT WOULD PURROBABLY SAY MEOWRE ABOUT ME THAN I'D LIKE.
Dave: how about you do some bitches
Dave: wait nevermind
Dave: ace pride
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hex-wittebane · 8 months
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Belos: I do not forgive and forget, I hate and remember 😍
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*Start of S4*
Daisy: Lol, guess what.
Yo-yo: Bitch with the way you live I have no f!cking idea.
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Constance: Where did you get this tomato soup? It’s really good!
Ocean: That's a bowl of ketchup I microwaved
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