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[harringroveera]

AU where Joyce (& Jim) adopt Billy

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[5sospenguinqueen]

Ominis: You’re grounded! I am grounding you. No Library.

Sebastian: But I need the library for homework and for Anne.

Ominis: Fine. Then no Hogsmeade.

Sebastian: How am I going to get school supplies.

Ominis: Then… No MC.

MC: (stepping forward) What? No MC?!

Ominis: No MC!

MC: (to Sebastian) Nice going, butthead

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: [stops kissing Maria] What do you think you’re doing?

Maria: What do you mean?

Natasha: I mean, your hands!

Maria: … They’re on your waist!

Natasha: I know! What am I, a nun? Put them somewhere useful.

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[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ted: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded

Pete: What about tutoring?

Ted: Fine. Other than tutoring. And no TV

Pete: The TV's broken

Ted: Then no computer

Pete: I need the computer for school

Ted: Then no...Uh [glances at Richie] No Richie.

Pete: What? No Richie?

Ted: NO RICHIE!

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[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: We shouldn’t have come! I knew it, we shouldn’t have come.

Jason: We had to! There’s safety in numbers.

Tim: Well, there’s also death in numbers, Jason——it’s called a massacre!

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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: I am a lethal weapon. If I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries.

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[ostentums]

Bruce: so you lied to me?

Jason: that depends how you define lying.

Bruce: i define it as not telling the whole truth. how do you define it?

Jason: reclining... your body... in a horizontal position?

#batman #jason todd #batfam #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #source: teen wolf #redhood

[nixster627]

Jiang Cheng: Just so you know, I'm not afraid of you.

Lan Wangji: *glares*

Jiang Cheng: OK, maybe I am.

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[raphael-angele]

Nico is a Baby, Bianca is Alive

Bianca, after someone cursed: Hey! No cursing! Baby ears are present!

Nico: I'm not a baby!

Bianca: You are 11. You're not allowed to say bad words

Nico: I can say whatever I want! FUCK FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Everyone: *gasps*

Bianca:

Percy: *quietly praying to the Gods that Bianca doesn't wash his mouth with handsoap and detergent again*

Thalia, scared for Nico: Oh dam

Bianca: You can take that mouth and go straight to your cabin, mister.

Nico: No!

Bianca: Now!

Nico: NO!

Bianca: You go back to the cabin right now. You are grounded.

Nico: I'm not going back to the cabin!

Bianca: Young man, if you are not back at the cabin in the next 10 minutes, no Will for a month

Will: Wha- no Will?!

Bianca: NO WILL!

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[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Lily: *stops kissing James* What do you think you're doing?

James: What do you mean?

Lily: I mean, your hands!

James: ...They're on your waist!

Lily: I know! What am I, a nun? Put them somewhere useful.

#overheard at hogwarts #source: teen wolf #harry potter #hp #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #lily evans #james potter #jily #marauders #prongs

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: Nobody got hurt

Eddie: I broke my arm

Bill: Nobody got seriously hurt

Eddie: I was in the ER for 6 hours

Bill: Okay do you want to know the truth, Eddie? Your little wrist in a cast is about-

Bill *squatting down holding his hand an inch over the ground*: this high on our list of problems right now

#it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #losers club #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #bill denbrough #eddie kaspbrak #source: teen wolf

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

Severus: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Harry: If you ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

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[witchcraftandgeekness]

Pekka Rollins: I will put so many bullets in your head, Saints won't even recognize you.

Kaz: I'm an atheist. Fire at will.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky: [stops kissing Steve] What do you think you’re doing?

Steve: What do you mean?

Bucky: I mean, your hands!

Steve: … They’re on your waist!

Bucky: I know! What am I, a nun? Put them somewhere useful.

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[witchcraftandgeeknes]

Klaus, after a full moon transformation: I don't understand, if this isn't human blood then what is it?

Kol: I dunno, maybe you caught an animal or something. Like a rabbit.

Klaus: And did what with it?

Kol: Ate it.

Klaus: ...raw?

Kol: No, you stopped to bake it in your little werewolf oven– yes, raw!

#source: teen wolf #kol mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #the originals #tvd #tvdu #the originals incorrect quotes

[the-black-bulls]

Nacht: I have to ground you. I'm grounding you. You are grounded.

Luck: What about missions?

Nacht: Fine, other than that. And no money.

Luck: I don't have money.

Nacht: Then I'll take your grimoire.

Luck: I need my grimoire for missions.

Nacht: Then no... uh...

Nacht: [glances around]

Nacht: No Magna!

Luck: What?? No Magna??

Nacht: No. Magna.

#black clover #nacht faust #luck voltia #magna swing #black clover incorrect quotes #source: teen wolf #luck #nacht #magna #the black bulls #100