#source: team four star

[disgracefulthings]

Luo Binghe, whipping out Xin Mo: It's almost as big as my love for you <3

Shen Qingqiu: You mean your erection?

Luo Binghe: That is what I call it, yes

#shen qingqiu: wait #almost?!?! #source: hellsing ultimate abridged #source: team four star #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #mxtx #mxtx svsss #svsss #scum villian self saving system #bingqiu #incorrect quotes

[capndragn94]

Adora: Catra, stop Catra-ing! You're making it worse!

Catra: Don't you verb me!

#she ra and the princesses of power #spop #she ra #catra #adora #catradora #she ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes #source: team four star

[scythes-and-roses]

Weiss: Ruby, stop Ruby-ing. You're making it worse.

Ruby: Don't you verb me!

#rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #weiss schnee #ruby rose #whiterose #incorrect whiterose quotes #source: team four star

[uselesstaroth]

Surge, with Dynamo Cage: "Oh please, if I'm as evil as you say I am then LET GAIA STRIKE ME DOWN WHERE I STAND!"

Lighting hits her

Surge, even stronger now: "HA! EVEN GOD THINKS I SHOULD KILL YOU!"

Sonic: CHIP, WHAT THE HELL?!"

#chip: it wasn't me! #incorrect sonic quotes #surge the tenrec #source: team four star #sonic the hedgehog

[cosmosrebellion]

Black Doom trying to manipulate Surge into betraying Sonic and the gang.

Black Doom *telepathically*: Hello, can I speak with a Surge The Tenrec?

Surge: The fuck are you?

Black Doom: The name is Black Doom, master of the Black Arms.

Surge: That's stupid.

Black Doom: Right... Well, I'm here to make you a proposition.

Surge: I'm listening.

Black Doom: I can see it deep in your soul. Let me give you what you want, all the power that you need... to defeat Sonic.

Surge: You know the funny thing is, I know you're playing me... *starts screaming like her head will split open while evil energy bursts around her giving her an evil Super form*

Shadow: No, don't tell me the new kid has darkness in her heart!

Sonic: Oh... Oh no!

#idw sonic #surge the tenrec #black doom #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #source: team four star

[mons1erprom]

Vera: Miranda, did you take out the trash like I asked?

Miranda: Why? We have serfs for that.

Vera: Stop calling them, “serfs.”

Miranda, sighing: Fine. Interns.

Vera: Thank you.

#monster prom #monster prom incorrect quotes #Vera #vera oberlin #Miranda #miranda vanderbilt #source: Team Four Star

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Laurun: Luce. listen to me. you are one of the best. a prodigy child. you have been trained in the ancient ways! I believe in you.

Luce: you . . . mean that?

Laurun: yes, Luce. now show them the staggering spirit of the Dragon Descendants!

Luce: yes sir!

[Luce leaves]

Laurun: . . . fool. if I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.

#source: team four star #is this not what happened tho #ember knight #the ember knight #incorrect ember knight #incorrect quotes #laurun #luce #dragon descendants

[ghostjon48]

Terry vs Johnny

Johnny glares at Silver ready to fight.

Terry: Oh look at you Lawrence, You’re really going to fight me. Well not really fight more like flailing angrily.

#Cobra Kai #cobra kai season 5 #cobra kai incorrect quotes #Terry Silver #Johnny Lawrence #source: team four star #dbz abridged

[official-persona-simp]

Okay, breaking news! This place is bad, and I wanna leave!

Yosuke, entering the TV world for the first time

#source: team four star #incorrect persona quotes #incorrect persona 4 quotes #persona #persona 4 #yosuke hanamura #youll never see it queuing #og post

[incorrect-hgs]

Triumverate: Well aren't you all a ragtag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess, you're out to "save the world?"

Rosemary: Actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Thyme: More or less, I guess.

Parsley: That sounds lovely! Let's do that!

Snapdragon: I'm new here, but I'm open to the concept.

Sage: I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT WE WERE DOING GUYS, COME ON!

Source: team four star

^

#high guardian spice #quote #Source: Team Four Star #triumvirate #Rosemary #Thyme #Parsley #Snapdragon #Sage #Submission

[regaliasonata]

RJ: You think Theo's got the buzz yet?

Dom: Got it? Dude is out of it look at him.

Theo: ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE.

Dom: How strong was the blunt?

RJ: I laced it with pizza sauce.

#power rangers #jungle fury #power rangers jungle fury #pr jungle fury #prjf #theo martin #dominic hargan #robert rj james #rj james #incorrect quotes #incorrect power rangers #incorrect power ranger quotes #of course theo can't handle his first high #source: team four star

[nexttrickanvils]

Hitomi: Is this hell? Does hell have beds? You'd think they'd have beds of spikes. Or spiders. Or spikey spiders... Spikers.

#Shakespearesonas #Persona OCs #incorrect quotes #Source: Team Four Star

[capndragn94]

Mermista: Okay, sweetheart? Can you do me a solid? Let the ADULT handle this.

Entrapta: *sighs* You're right. You ARE much older-looking. Bye!

Mermista: ...

Swift Wind: Did this room just get colder?

Micah: Oh, f*** yeah it did.

#she ra and the princesses of power #spop #she ra #entrapta #mermista #micah #swift wind #she ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes #source: team four star #king micah

[fabuloustrash05]

Merry Christmas to The Father

The Son

And The Holy Spirit

Amen 🙏

#joke is not mine #joke belongs to: #team four star #dragon ball z abridged #dbza #dragon ball z #dragon ball #dragon ball z kai #dbz kai #dbz #dragon ball super #dbs #piccolo #dbz piccolo #kami #dbz Kami #nail #dbz nail #anime #source: dragon ball z abridged

[uselesstaroth]

Whisper to new Diamond Cutters: How are my favorite ladies- and Duo.

Duo: I can be a lady

Whisper: I know.

#sonic the hedgehog #dumb #pretend i posted this beforr issue 67 #sonic idw #idw sonic #whisper the wolf #mimic the octopus #diamond cutters #the first line is #source: team four star #this was a completely different context originally #but id have to write that fic

[cosmosrebellion]

Surge having a relapse and deciding to fight Sonic after spending a lot of time with the team.

Sonic: Surge, I don't understand. I thought joining us was helping you. Why are you doing this?

Surge: You don't get it. How could you? You who never once questioned why he fights. You always lived for yourself. Ran for yourself.

Surge: Once I joined you I lost what drove me to be the best. I lost my edge and now... I'm going to... Amy's brunches and Tails' movie nights! LISTEN TO ME, SONIC! I'M USING THEY'RE FUCKING NAMES!

Surge: But now I have a chance. A chance to finally fight you one on one. No outsiders. No interference. Just you, me and my victory.

#sonic the hedgehog #surge the tenrec #source: team four star