Ashley: We're very happy together, aren't we, Andy?
Ashley puts her hand on his knee.
Andrew: Get your fucking hand off me.
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2599
Suspicious. (Dialogue from Taskmaster.)
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Elenwen: Why would someone want to hurt Ancano?
Ondolemar: Cause they met him?
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Dirk: can i ask questions?
Todd: you can ask me one
Dirk: are you a child of divorce?
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Narcissa: Why would someone want to hurt Bellatrix?
Lucius: Because they met her?
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Steve: I assume you have questions.
Tony: I don’t, but I’ve made several judgements.
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Leshawna: Can I ask you a question?
Heather: You can ask me one.
Leshawna: Are you a child of divorce?
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davey: is race your real name?
race: is any name real, 'david'?
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Tav: Is Shadowheart your real name?
Shadowheart: Is any name real, “Tav?”
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Ward: It’s all about whether you trust me or not.
Simmons: Oh, I don’t!
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Twice: I assume you have questions.
Shigaraki: I don’t, but I’ve made several judgements.
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Julia: I never know if you two are gonna fuck or fight!
Ashley: I mean, frequently, both.
Andrew: Yeah.
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Lord John: I assume you have questions.
Claire: I don’t, but I’ve made several judgements.
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Aurora Orianus: I demand an explanation.
General Tullius: For what?
Aurora: Elenwen.
Legate Rikke: Inbreeding?
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Bellatrix: You know, I can identify books by their smell
Lucius: How can you identify books by their smell?
Bellatrix: Mind your own fucking business
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Todd: is Gently your real name?
Dirk: Is any name real, 'Todd'?
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