#source: tarzan

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan, during a dangerous fight: I've never felt so alive!

Geoffrey: Good, 'cause I'm gonna kill you!

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Jonathan Reid #Geoffrey McCullum #Source: Tarzan

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

Leshy: *trying to sneak behind Shamura into the room*

Shamura: Don’t even think about it.

Leshy: How’d you know it was me?

Shamura: I’m the eldest. I know everything. Now, where have you been?

Leshy: I thought you knew everything.

#source: tarzan #cult of the lamb #cotl #incorrect quotes #cotl shamura #cotl leshy

[angels-and-demons]

[Toby creeps up on Connie, and is about to scare her with a weird noise. Connie raises her head slightly]

Connie, deadpan: Don't even think about it.

[Toby deflates. He moves to sit on top of the counter]

Toby: How'd you know it was me?

Connie: I'm your mother, I know everything. Now where have you been?

Toby, smirking: I thought you knew everything.

#creepypasta #ticci toby #toby rogers #connie rodgers #connie rogers #connie #ticci toby headcanons #ticci toby headcanon #incorrect quotes #incorrect creepypasta quotes #incorrect creepypasta #source: tarzan

[paper-gold-theories]

[GoldHeart trying to sneak up on Flug while he’s having breakfast.]

Flug: Don’t even think about it.

GoldHeart, helping himself to some breakfast: How’d you know it was me? :)

Flug: I'm your former Arch-Nemesis and I'm a genius. I know everything. Where have you been? :)

GoldHeart, smirks: I thought you said you knew everything.

- HeroFlugAU

#villainous #dr flug #goldheart #villanos #dr kenning flugslys #gold heart #flug #herbert leth #villainous au #HeroFlugAU #villainous incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tarzan #dr flug and goldheart (drafts)

[nerdasaurus1200]

Orion: Mama! Are you sure this water’s sanitary? It looks questionable to me!

Cassandra: It’s fine, honey.

Orion: But what about bacteria?!

#tts #rta #tangled #tangled the series #rapunzel's tangled adventure #incorrect quotes #source: tarzan #cassandra #orion

[ladymiraclewings]

Dizzy, sketching Tino: His eyes were intense… and focused… I’ve never seen such eyes… Jett: Oh, shall I leave you and the sketchbook alone for a moment?

#super wings #super wings incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tarzan #dizzy #tino #jett

[melsimps]

[Toby creeps up on Connie, and is about to scare her with a weird noise. Connie raises her head slightly]

Connie, deadpan, cutting vegetables: Don't even think about it.

[Toby deflates. He moves to sit on top of the counter]

Toby: How'd you know it was me?

Connie: I'm your mother, I know everything. Now where have you been?

Toby, smirking: I thought you knew everything.

#incorrect spiderverse #spidersona #spiderverse oc #tobias tulper #universe 311619 #incorrect 311619 #spider by proxy #Spider-By-Proxy #oc: tobias #oc: toby #connie tulper #constance tulper #oc: connie #oc: constance #earth 311619 #311619 #incorrect quotes #source: tarzan

[waterfire1848]

[ Bumi sneaking up on Katara. ]

Katara: Don’t even think about it.

Bumi: How’d you know it was me?

Katara: I’m your mother. I know everything. Now where have you been?

Bumi: I thought you knew everything.

[ Izumi comes in and pushes Bumi to the ground. ]

Izumi: Hi, Katara. You’re looking very lovely this morning.

Katara: Hello, Izumi.

[ Bumi gets up and starts wrestling Izumi. They bump into Tenzin. ]

Tenzin: Okay. It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Please stop. Someone is going to get hurt here and it’s always me.

#incorrect quotes #source: Tarzan #bumi ii #katara #izumi #tenzin #bumizumi

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: *trying to sneak behind Person B into the room*

Person B: Don’t even think about it.

Person A: How’d you know it was me?

Person B: I’m your sibling. I know everything. Now, where have you been?

Person A: I thought you knew everything.

#source: tarzan #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes ideas #incorrect quotes prompts #siblings

[gammacousin]

Jennifer Walters: “Terrified…I was, terrified! Suddenly I was swinging in a vine, up in the air-.”

Morris Walters: “Oh no!”

Jennifer Walters: “…swinging, flying, I was in the air!”

Morris Walters: “Go on.”

Jennifer Walters: “And then we were all surrounded.”

Morris Walters: “Surrounded?!”

Jennifer Walters: “And Daddy, they took my boot!”

Morris Walters: “Those are the boots I bought you.”

#shehulk #Shulkie #morris walters #she hulk misquotes #source: tarzan #hulk misquotes #hulk comics #MCU

[princess-josie-riki]

Cartman: "All right! But don't make me do anything embarrassing."

Cuts to Cartman bursting out of the boxes in Poppy Playtime's dress.

Cartman: "I'm gonna kill him!"

Kenny: (disguised as Huggy Wuggy) ("Actually, I thought that dress was rather slimming on you.")

Cartman: "Oh, really? I thought it was a little revealing..."

They both hear Mommy Long Legs' laugh and run.

#south park #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #poppy playtime #poppy playtime (character) #huggy wuggy #mommy long legs #source: tarzan #crossover #tw crossdressing

[fairylynnarts]

Mamousa for Valentines 2024

This idea hit me like a TRUCK when I found the original on Pinterest. I was gonna draw Helios and Lady but the idea of doing a reference to one of my favorite Disney Movies for a valentines Mamousa fanart was too good to ignore.

Original image under the cut!

#myartwork #sailor moon #fanart #pretty guardian sailor moon #mamoru and usagi #mamoru chiba #usagi tsukino #princess serenity and prince endymion #terraluna #endysere #Tarzan reference #this is heavily referenced from manga and Crystal sources #I played with the 90s mamo look but manga took over lol #I headcannon Endymion was extra dorky when he was with serenity #like full on dramatic in his flirting and it was intentional #mamo growing up in 20th century Japan saved that for when he donned his white masked alter ego #but nah Endy and Sere had a lot of bagggage between them so they made every effort to have fun and forget formalities and status when alone #mamousa #usamamo #my artwork

[shitty-fallout-art]

made a new meme template based off of an.....animated cartoon that someone showed me for laughs 

#fallout #fallout 4 #fallout new vegas #fallout 3 #meme template #shittys shitposts #Do Not Look Up The Source Unless You Like Tarzan's Coc-

[ouadisneyblog]

Jane: Esmeralda, you don't have "chaotic energy"

Jane: You're a twenty-something year old with mild boundarie issues.

#disney #incorrect #quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect disney quotes #disney princess #disney princesses #incorrect disney princess quotes #incorrect disney princesses quotes #source: tumblr #Esmeralda #the hunchback of notre dame #jane #jane porter #tarzan

[zepskies]

Hello! I was wondering... kinda cringy but can I request comparing hand sizes with Soldier boy headcanons

Hey love!! ❤️

Aw, it's not cringey. That's actually really cute! Let me see what I can do for you...

Pairing: Soldier Boy x Female Reader Word Count: 500 Tags/Warnings: 18+ only on this one, folks! For some smutty musings on those talented fingers.

Headcanon: The way you love Ben's hands.

You love playing with his hair, slipping your fingers through the soft strands.

But you also love his hands.

Despite the pampered lifestyle he led growing up, Ben is a very tactile person. He likes working with his hands.

You like to catch him when he's cleaning his weapons. He takes them apart and puts them back together expertly. His smooth hands and long fingers glide as they polish metal with a small rag.

You like to watch him try and fail to cook, ultimately burning the eggs. You like the way his hands move quick yet awkward with the wooden spoon scraping across the pan.

(He burns the bacon too. "It's better that way, extra fucking crispy," he grumbles, when you tease him.)

You like the strength in his hands, tempered just for you.

When his fingers brush across your cheek. When they graze your arm absently while something plays on TV. When he comes up behind you and rests a heavy hand at the small of your back. Or when they grip your hips and thighs and ass hard enough to bruise.

When those talented fingers tease you, slipping between your legs and finding the source of your pleasure with ease.

Long fingers slowly dipping inside your wet heat, exploring your inner walls with the practiced patience of a man fully familiar with every part of you.

They know where and how and when to twist and curl, making you utter broken gasps of his name and shudder from deep within.

And Ben gets something he loves: the sound of your voice as you come hard on his fingers, and make it known in his ear...

But sometimes, it's just as simple as laying with him in bed, afterwards, holding one of his hands in yours.

Your fingers trace over each and every one of his, noting the differences of his larger hand in your smaller one. You compare them in your mind: both different versions of smooth, his masculine to your slender. His blunt nails to your longer ones.

One night, you even line up your hand against his, like Tarzan and Jane.

His brows furrow. "The hell're you doing?"

A smile tugs at your lips. "Nothing. You've just got huge hands."

He snorts. "I have a man's hands."

You roll your eyes. Right. But your smile deepens when you bring the back of his hand to your lips. You turn it over and press a sweet kiss into his palm, closing your eyes.

Ben tolerates it.

Or so he'd have you believe.

Really, he just watches you as a tendril of warmth plumes in his chest. His lips hint at a smile.

There are wordless moments when he knows you love him.

He'll probably never tell you out right, but times like these are some of the ones he likes most with you.

They stay in his memory long afterwards. And when the darker ones threaten to cloud his day, he pulls these moments out like old photographs, imprinted on his mind.

AN: Hehe, hope you guys like this one! ❤️

Just so you know, there's a longer SB imagine coming soon (either this coming week or next), and it is ✨Angsty.✨ 😅

I'll probably release an interesting one next. Though the request was a bit niche, I really got into it! So I'm hoping you all will enjoy. It includes reactions from Dean Winchester, Beau Arlen, and Soldier Boy (Ben)...

Soldier Boy Masterlist

Main Masterlist

SB Tag List:

@melancholictearz @katherineann83 @sleepyqueerenergy @wayward-lost-and-never-found @thewritersaddictions @samanddeaninatrenchcoat @deanwanddamons @antisocialcorrupt @adoringanakin @theonlymaninthesky @teehxk @midnightmadwoman

@iprobablyshipit91 @agalliasi @venicesem @deans-spinster-witch @chriszgirl92 @lyarr24 @ladysparkles78 @solariklees @xsophianicolex @deansbbyx @mimaria420 @candy-coated-misery0731 @curlycarley @sarahgracej @bagpussjocken @ultrahviolentart @skyesthebomb @this-is-me19 @kazsrm67 @letheatheodore

@agothwithheavysetmakeup @jacklesbrainworms @foxyjwls007 @wincastifer @emily-winchester @tearsfortheyouth @solo-pitstop-vibes @dope-trope-105 @liuope @beautyvaliant @xxlaynaxx @chernayawidow @beskarfilms @tmb510 @iamsapphine @vanillawhiskeyflavoredkisses @roseblue373 @lacilou

#ask me stuff #soldier boy #the way you love his hands #comparing hand sizes #soldier boy headcanon #smuttish #fluff #Soldier Boy imagine #soft!Ben #the boys #soldier boy/ben #soldier boy x reader #soldier boy x female reader #soldier boy x you #zepskies answers

[bigbill99]

Me Tarzan. You Jane but waaay hotter?

Source: tumblr.com

#fitness #fit girl #gym body #gymmotivation #amazing body #hot as hell #gorgeous