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Bruce: Where’s Y/N?
Jason: Don’t worry about Y/N.
Bruce: Oh, I’m sorry. Have you met me?
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incorrectbatfam · 4 months
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Alfred, looking at a convenience store pie: Look at these chemicals. Do you even read the label?
Stephanie: No. I read pie. The rest is just blah, blah, blah.
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incorrect-spiderverse · 4 months
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Gwen: "I’m so sorry for lying to you, Miguel."
Hobie: "Don’t feel bad, I lie and tell Miguel I’m sorry all the time."
Miguel: *looks at him with a disapproving glare*
Hobie, to Miguel: "Sorry."
Hobie, to Gwen: "See?"
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incorrectquotesmcu · 17 days
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Darcy: So, the toxicology research says that he was killed by belladonna.
Wade: The porn star?
Darcy:
Darcy: The poison...
Wade: Oh—
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Obi-Wan, on his communication device: We all thought you were dead. Where the hell are you?
Anakin: A hospital.
Obi-Wan: Are you okay???
Anakin: No.
Obi-Wan:
Anakin:
Obi-Wan: You want to elaborate??
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Eli: It's kind of messed up the way we were raised. When I told Stiles I was afraid of the thing in my closet he gave me a silver blade Derek: Yeah it was his first present to you Eli: I'm just saying. Most parents would say "don't be afraid of the dark" Peter: Don't be afraid of the dark? You SHOULD be afraid of the dark. You know what's out there Eli: You guys are missing the point
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5sospenguinqueen · 1 month
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Sebastian: Are you very sure I can't just Imperio some goblins and make them take us to Ranrok?
MC: I'm very sure you can, but I'm also very sure you shouldn't.
Sebastian: Bless your precious heart, you just described my entire life.
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Donna: This is a bad idea.
10: Yeah, I couldn't agree more, but what other choice do we have?
Donna: We could choose life...
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incorrecthatchetfield · 6 months
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Ruth: Peace out, bitches!
Ted to Pete: She's like the little sister I never wanted
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violent138 · 19 days
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big brother called while they were bonding
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selfship-quotes · 1 month
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F/O: As you may recall, patience isn't one of my virtues... well, I don't have any virtues... but if I did, I'm sure patience wouldn't be one of them.
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Y/N: You’re alright for an old guy
Dick: *offended* I’m really not that old
Y/N: You keep telling yourself that
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7ndipity · 1 month
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Namjoon: Y/n, when you get to be my age-
Y/n: YOU'RE THIRTY, JOON!
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Lan Wangji: I thought you were dead again. Where are you?
Wei Wuxian: The hospital.
Lan Wangji: Are you okay?!
Wei Wuxian: No.
Lan Wangji:
Wei Wuxian:
Lan Wangji:
Lan Wangji: You want to elaborate?
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Khan: I just wanted one normal weekend.
Nori: *busting through the door* Oh good you’re home. Listen, you gotta help me bury a body.
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Ahsoka: I’m so sorry for lying to you, Master Kenobi.
Anakin: Don’t feel bad, I lie and tell Obi-Wan I’m sorry all the time.
Obi-Wan: *looks at him with a disapproving glare*
Anakin, to Obi-Wan: Sorry.
Anakin, to Ahsoka: See?
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