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incorrect-dnd-classes · 8 months
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Fighter: HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA Artificer: I don’t have the time to devote any thought to whatever idiotic idea you’ve come up with now, Fighter- Fighter: triple barrelled shotgun. Artificer: … I’ll get right on it
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Vi: Name a better duo than peanut butter and jelly, I'll wait.
Caitlyn: You and I.
Vi: [voice cracking] Alright.
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Mikey: It's okay to cry, Leo. It's good for your brain.
April: Oh c'mon Mikey, I think he knows that.
Leo: I cry once a year. That's good enough.
April: ...Or not.
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the-black-bulls · 4 months
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Noelle: But I’m a royal and can’t even control my magic, don’t you think that’s pathetic?
Asta: Noelle. You see this arm? It’s actually shorter than my other arm, but you can’t really tell, especially when I twirl like this.
Vanessa: I’m lactose intolerant.
Magna: I’M OBNOXIOUS!
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 5 months
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Gem: No matter what's going on right now in your life, the world isn't against you. There are still people out there who love you, even if you can't see them. Whatever you're going through will get better. So go outside, go on a hike. Listen to music. Draw. Read.
Sausage: Enjoy nature wives!
Gem: Enjoy nature wives. Whatever makes you feel happy and better. Because it'll get better soon.
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Gray: 🤡
Natsu: Clowns are scary.
Erza: Fear of the self is the mark of an unrealized spirit.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 months
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Scout: You’re not from Earth, you’re from Missouri.
Classic Heavy: Yeah, that’s on Earth, dipshit.
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incorrectlco · 9 months
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Lucy: Are you sleeping in dress pants?
Lockwood: What? They’re slacks.
Thank you for the submission anon!
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Person A: You have no bitches.
Person B: That's right, I've got no bitches, because no decent person should call their partner that.
Person C: [walks in] Love ya, bitch!
Person A: Love you too, bitch <3
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Rocky: Why won’t anyone go out with me?
Mitzi: Because you have more red flags than a Soviet May Day parade.
(Submitted by @systemakhaosu)
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incorrectsinnohquotes · 4 months
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Riley: I don’t follow rules. I follow dogs on social media.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 9 months
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Rogue: What’s a little attempted murder between friends?
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Vi, to Caitlyn: I'm gonna punch you in the mouth.
Vi: With my own mouth.
Vi: Softly, because I like you.
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Mikey: Ohh. You’re supposed to put the waffles in the fridge?
April: Yes. In the fridge.
Mikey: Oh… it was a good waffle.
April: Get more tomorrow?
Mikey: Yes please.
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the-black-bulls · 3 months
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Zora: Hey kid, you want some blades? [opens coat to reveal an assortment of knives]
Asta: No. Blades are for skating! [roller blades appear on his feet]
Asta: [now very close to Zora’s face] Ya dingus!
Asta, trying to skate away: It’s a little snowy—
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 3 months
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Scott: Listen, I'm not mad Jimmy chose Tango over me.
Cleo: I gald to see you're being the bigger person.
*explosion from behind*
Scott: I am too <3
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