#source: speechless

[george-the-pumpkin]

George: If you want fruit, there’s jellybeans in the cupboard.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lockwood and co #incorrect lockwood and co quotes #lockwood and co #george cubbins #source: speechless

[stuff-the-chosen-didnt-say]

Andrew: Nathaniel won’t come out of the room.

Simon: Just tell him I said something. 

Andrew: Like what? 

Simon: Anything factually inaccurate. 

[A few minutes later] 

Nathaniel with a disturbed expression:  I’m sorry, the sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean???

#source: speechless #Incorrect The Chosen quotes #andrew the apostle #Simon Peter #nathaniel the apostle #The Chosen

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Mace: Knight Keto, if you would bring Master Drallig to the Council Chamber...

Serra: Well, he locked himself in Training Hall 4.

Kit: Just tell him I said something.

Serra: Said what?

Mace, sighing: Anything factually inaccurate.

[Two minutes later...]

Cin, to Kit: I'm sorry, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the color of the ocean?

#mace windu #Kit Fisto #Serra Keto #Cin Drallig #disaster lineage #The Battle Master Family #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #star wars: the expanded universe #Star Wars the Prequel trilogy #incorrect star wars quotes #Source: Speechless #kinda

[random-ish-incorrect-quotes]

Arcade: I thought you were better than this!

Courier Six: You did? Why?

#incorrect quotes #fallout new vegas incorrect quotes #courier six #arcade gannon #Source: Speechless

[kanerallels]

Axel: This is the worst alternative bonfire I've ever been to

Phan-tu: You've been to other alternative bonfires?

Axel: Any part that's not a bonfire is an alternative bonfire

#the high republic incorrect quotes #the high republic #convergence #zoraida cordova #incorrect quotes #axel greylark #source: speechless #phan tu zenn

[incorrectspquotes]

"If you want fruit, there’s jellybeans in the cupboard."

Clarabelle, probably

#skulduggery pleasant #clarabelle #source: speechless

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Branwen: You know, if you keep stressing like that, you’re gonna give yourself an ulcer.

Xan: At least then my acid reflux would have a friend.

#source: speechless #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bg1 #branwen #xan of evereska

[emmikay]

Munkustrap: I thought you were better than this!

Macavity: Really? Why?

#cats the musical #munkustrap #macavity #deuteronomy family #deuteronomy brothers #incorrect quotes #source: speechless

[incorrectdeathmark]

Yashiki: I thought you were better than this.

Mashita: You did? Why?

#yashiki kazuo #mashita satoru #source: speechless

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: Just bring Person B to me.

Person C: Well, they locked themselves in the bathroom.

Person A: Just tell them I said something.

Person C: Said what?

Person A: Anything factually inaccurate.

*two minutes later*

Person B, bursting into the room: I’m sorry, the sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean???

#source: speechless #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes ideas #incorrect quotes prompts #classic quotes

[slapthebass]

Amazing source video by @castleofsand__ on IG

DIR EN GREY - EUROPE TOUR24 FROM DEPRESSION TO [mode of UROBOROS] - LONDON 26/03/24

#toshiya #dir en grey #y: 2024 #s: EUROPE TOUR24 FROM DEPRESSION TO [mode of UROBOROS] #b: esp d-tt [trick star] #b: custom esp 04 #b: striped blue #stb gifs #pic: sourced #i'm speechless

[alexblakehusband]

spencer: i have a joke

derek: oh no

jj sighs heavily:

rossi lean back in his chair:

penny takes a deep breath:

hotch raise his tired gaze:

alex: why ar–

spencer: i only know 25 letters of the alphabet!

alex: this doesn't make sense, how do yo–

spencer: i dont know Y!

rossi leaves the room:

jj let out a sad laugh:

derek get up and leave with penny:

hotch gives spencer a slight smile and sighs before leaving:

spencer with a confused look: didn't you understand? it wasn't a good joke?

alex: no! it was.. great, spence, very, very.. well thought

#incorrect quotes #criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #cm incorrect quotes #criminal minds incorrect #spencer reid #alex blake #alex x reid #david rossi #aaron hotchner #jennifer jareau #penelope garcia #derek morgan #alex hadn't heard a joke from spencer until now #shes speechless #but she loves her cutie bf #spencer is so excited abt his new joke 😓 #source: tiktok

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i recently went to the actual WH website, saw the cannon Barnaby after months of tumblr brainwashing *cough cough more realistic barn cough* and was taken aback, like i had to look at him for a few seconds. I choose to blame you and that Weevmo feller' for this

you. you haven't. you haven't looked at the actual website? you haven't looked at The Actual Project? i. im.

respectfully,

What.

#im actually speechless. how. why. extra Why #i just. HUH? #if i didnt already have a headache i think i would have one now #this. this actually makes me a little sad #you havent looked at the actual project before? you havent Enjoyed its Splendor and Horrors? do you even know what its about??? #its such a good project... the source is phenomenal why would anyone bypass it #the richness of the characters... the layered story... the audios... the secrets... the Beautiful Site herself... #rambles from the bog #months of tumblr brainwashing... i need to sit outside and stare into the woods for a while idc what stares back #are we as a species truly salvageable. are we #i mean. yes. im being a bit dramatic but this also greatly saddens me #ok im being healed my cat is making intense eye contact while purring louder than a jet engine & making aggressive biscuits

[unscryptedscribbles]

Posting this on main in hopes someone sees this and spreads the word, because I think it's important.

I just got an ad on Youtube, for what seems like a legitimate documentary, published by Epoch TV. It's a docudrama.

The ad topic? "Transgenderism". The trailer for this documentary presents the "Transgender Movement" as an agenda created by social media, corporations, the government, social media, etc. as a means to create a division between Parents and their Children.

This advertisement, EXPLICITLY says that. It says "They're turning our children against us [parents]". It says "'You should let your child transition. Or else their chance of suicide increases.' Therapists are trained to say that."

This so-called truth-revealing documentary presents the "Transgender Movement" as a war against Parents. It is FEAR MONGERING and MISINFORMATION. It is TRANSPHOBIA.

It's blatant lies if you're educated enough about trans people. It's not blatant lies if you're uneducated about trans people. It's an advertisement directed at anyone who isn't educated about trans people, who don't have the time, or energy, or education to look up real research studies.

It's an ADVERTISEMENT, directed at PARENTS. On YouTube. YOUTUBE. This is an advertisement I got on a video that was an anime song quiz. Anyone can get this ad.

Really YouTube? You're going to force everyone to stop using adblock, and then play this shit? This passed your advertisement standards?

This is what the website looks like. There is an embedded trailer if you scroll down.

Beneath the trailer, there are 14 featured guests. Most of them are labeled as anti-trans activists or "investigating the roots of the transgender movement", or something similar, on a quick google search. They have "patriotic", conservative, and/or religious beliefs.

Beneath that, there are three reviews.

All three of these reviewers are in the movie. And profiting from the movie.

Pamela Garfield is a known anti-vaccination, anti-trans activist. More information can be found at this link.

Walt Heyer is a detransitioner. I do not know much about him other than the fact that he is also an anti-trans activist. More information can be found at this link.

I'm fucking pissed about this. There is already a lack of media literacy. There is already a lack of critical thinking skills, fact checking, etc.. There is already enough hate towards trans people.

It should be ILLEGAL to present your propaganda as fact and scientific research. It should be ILLEGAL to intentionally spread misinformation, advertised not only as "the real truth" , but also using it as a means to make money. It costs you $5 to watch the documentary. That is evil, preying on people who are uneducated or who won't google a researched statistic, and then manipulating them to parrot your beliefs.

#transphobia #youtube #google #what the fuck #i am speechless fr #i just wanted to play an anime song intro quiz #also #it's insane that the trailer listed the AMERICAN GOVERNMENT as a source of the “transgender movement” #when literally hundreds of anti-trans and anti-queer laws have been passed in the past year

[autiezo]

JEAN V. - I’ve got a new game. It’s called Coupris Kineema or Shitkid. I give you real things I’ve heard Kitsuragi say, and you have to tell me if he was talking to his car or his boyfriend.

KIM K. - Don't.

HARRY D.B. - Both, the answer is always both. And I'm honoured.

KIM - ... khm.

HARRY - I won your lame game, Jean

JEAN - .

#incorrect disco elysium quotes #I stole this from an ALTA incorrect quote then edited it to fit Harry and Kim more #because ngl it's hard to make HDB speechless. Very easy for the opposite though #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #harrier du bois #jean vicquemare #harrykim #kimharry #source: big bang theory #yea i would have never thought of this quote myself bc i dislike BBT

[kanerallels]

Eddis: Gen, if you don't take Thanksgiving rehearsal seriously, what will you take seriously? Eugenides: Hmm, nothing?

#the queen's thief #incorrect quotes #incorrect the queen's thief #eddis helen #eugenides #source: speechless