#source: sonic boom
Ling: You know, when I was younger, I planned on running away from Xing and joining a traveling circus to become a clown.
Al: Is that why you’re wearing clown makeup?
Ling: Nah, that’s a different thing.
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Shay: There's no such thing as a time loo-
Reiji: Last night you dreamed you were being chased by a giant sock puppet.
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Zuzu: And we’ll stay up late, eat snacks, watch movies, play truth or dar-
Yuya: TRUTH! Where are the snacks?
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Futaba: You’re adorable, Mona!
Morgana: I’m not adorable! I’m serious! And formidable!
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Roger: Alright, I still can't swim.
Brian: Roger, you promised.
Roger: They were gonna put me in with the kids at the Community Center. I can't be swimming with a bunch of 5 year olds. They can be so cruel when they sense weakness.
Freddie: That's why on the first day, you have to take out the biggest.
Brian: Freddie, that's prison.
Freddie: Only if you let it be.
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Baljeet: I can't be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness.
Buford: That's why on the first day, you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.
Isabella: Buford, that's prison.
Buford: Only if you let it be.
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(in a Parallel Universe, camp of Super Wings rebels)
A!Dizzy: The Rebellion is small right now, but we're starting to make waves. Follow me. I'll introduce you to our fearless leader.
Jett: You're the leader of the Rebellion?
A!Crystal: Yeah. And I'd like to offer you a position in our anti-Theodore unit. Or you can fight the alien overlords. They haven't invaded yet, but I know they're coming.
Jett: Sign me up! Uh, for the Golden thing, not the crazy paranoid thing. But if we're gonna defeat Theodore, we'll need the full team. I already have you, the others and Dizzy. But I still need to find Paul.
A!Dizzy: The actor from the TV police show ?
Jett: That's the guy! And, of course, my main man and BFF, Donnie. Any idea where he is?
A!Crystal: Never heard of him.
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Joker: Time to take IN the trash!
Little Mac: What does that even mean?
Joker: Shh. It’s a dramatic moment.
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Daemona: Time to take IN the trash!
Kira: What does that even mean?
Daemona: Shh. It’s a dramatic moment.
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Skid: ah, sorry Ross, I don't think I'll make it to the bullying sessions this week because of my schedule. Here look *opens schedule book* Monday: run through garbage, Tuesday: run through garbage, Wednesday: run through garbage, Thursday: get tetanus shot, Friday: run through garbage. I'm booked solid!
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Dave: yo vriska
Dave: ive been reading the rest of the script
Dave: its confusing
Dave: you present yourself as an underdog AND a powerful tyrant
Dave: which makes no sense
Vriska: I'm a very complex character!
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definitely not getting emotional going back through my "for bad days" tag...
Apollo: "Fine, I'll admit it. I still can't swim!"
Apollo: "I never took those lessons at the community pool."
Athena: "Apollo, you promised!"
Apollo: "They wanted to put me in the beginners class with the little kids! I can't be swimming around with a bunch of 5-year-olds!"
Apollo: "They can be so cruel when they sense weakness!"
Simon, smiling: "That's why on the first day, you have to beat up the biggest one in the pool."
Athena: "Simon, that's prison."
Simon, shrugging: "Only if you let it be."
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six: there’s no such thing as a time loo-
thin man: last night you dreamed you were being chased by a giant sock puppet
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Ribbon: And we’ll stay up late, eat snacks, watch movies, play truth or dar-
King Dedede: TRUTH! Where are the snacks?
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King Dedede: Time to take IN the trash!
Bandana Dee: What does that even mean?
King Dedede: Shh. It’s a dramatic moment.
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[Wang knocks on the lair door. Phantom opens it.]
Phantom: You again.
Wang: Look. I owe you a "My bad". I'm not your brother.
Phantom: I knew it!
Wang: I'm Wang. A shapeshifting creature from another dimension.
Phantom: I didn't know it.
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Bello: Everybody at these high society events is a big old windbag anyway. 'What a robust moustache you have, Colonel Grumpkin.'
Bucky: 'Why, thank you, Madam Stinkbottom.'
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JOHN: fine, i admit it. i still cant swim!
JOHN: i never took those lessons at the community pool. :/
JADE: john, you promised!!
JOHN: they wanted to put me in the beginners class with the little kids! i cant be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds!!
JOHN: they can be so cruel when they sense weakness.
DAVE: thats why on the first day you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard
JADE: dave, thats prison.
DAVE: only if you let it be
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Pump: it's 2 o' clock in the afternoon, PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP
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