#source: skulduggery pleasant

[pizzaboat]

Sokka: How about we run off shouting, and they follow?

Sokka: Then, just when they think they've caught us, they fall into our trap

Zuko: Okay... and the trap would be?'

Aang: A big hole that we'd dug earlier and covered with branches.

Zuko, unimpressed: I thought you were meant to be smart.

Aang: Who told you that?

#aang #zuko #sokka #atla incorrect quotes #source: skulduggery pleasant

[silversynaesthesia]

Shoto: But I'm treated well.

Aizawa: You're treated like an adult. That's not being treated well. The fact is, no matter how much you act otherwise, you are a child and you should be treated like a child.

Shoto: You don't treat me like a child.

Aizawa: Of course I do, but you seem to have this ridiculous notion that being treated like a child means to be treated with less respect than an adult.

(side eyeing Endeavor)

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[nerevar-quote-and-star]

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and . . . I don't know . . . .possibly littering.

Commander Maro, to the Listener, probably

#oof #commander maro #penitus oculatus #oc: artanis felagund #listener #dark brotherhood #to kill an empire #hail sithis #solitude #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: skulduggery pleasant

[incorrect-highkyuu]

Iwaizumi: No matter what you look like, all that matters is what's in here. *puts his hand on his chest* Kyoutani: *nods* Muscles.

#iwaizumi hajime #kyoutani kentarou #haikyuu #seijoh #source: skulduggery pleasant

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: Paladin asked for a favour, and, in the spirit of goodwill, I agreed. Fighter: What did you get out of it? Rogue: Nothing. Fighter: What did you get out of it apart from nothing? Rogue: Money.

#rogue #fighter #paladin #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #dnd #dungeons and dragons #mod meme #source: skulduggery pleasant

[likeshe-raorleave]

Angella: Have you eaten today?

Glimmer: One of the guards brought me a burger

Angella: Have you eaten anything sensible?

Glimmer: I was very sensible while I ate it

Glimmer: Didn’t miss my mouth once

#she-ra #she-ra and the princesses of power #spop #glimmer #angella #source: skulduggery pleasant

[cyber-streak-2]

*Before the showdown with the DJD*

Brainstorm: Cheer up, everyone! Since we’re all going to die horribly anyway, what’s there to be worried about?

#submission #transformers incorrect quotes #source: skulduggery pleasant #Brainstorm #IDW1 #MTMTE #ll #mtmte #Thank you for the submission :)

[george-the-pumpkin]

Lucy: It could be a trap.

Lockwood: Unlikely. Traps are usually enticing.

Lucy: It might be a very rubbish trap.

Lockwood: Always a possibility.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lockwood and co #incorrect lockwood and co quotes #lockwood and co #lucy carlyle #anthony lockwood #source: skulduggery pleasant

[phyrexian-lesbian]

Pre Viszla: You killed her!

Maul: Actually, I believed she died of natural causes.

Pre Viszla: How did she die?

Bo-Katan: Lightsaber to the chest

Pre Viszla: I thought you said she died of natural causes?

Maul: There’s nothing more natural than dying from a lightsaber to the chest.

Savage, nodding: What would’ve been unnatural is if she survived.

#darth maul #savage opress #pre viszla #bo katan kryze #incorrect clone wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #source: skulduggery pleasant

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Theseus: [to Grindelwald] I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and...I don't know...possibly littering.

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[incorrect-natshig]

Random hero: [to Dabi] I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and...I don't know...possibly littering.

#bnha #dabi #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha #source: skulduggery pleasant #queue

[pizzaboat]

Katara: You are such a moron

Sokka: Don't be jealous of my genius

#sokka #katara #atla #atla incorrect quotes #source: skulduggery pleasant

[silversynaesthesia]

Uraraka: That's beautiful.

Toga: Isn't it? This necklace has cost two very fine men their lives. At times, I wear it in tribute to their sacrifice. Other times, I wear it because it goes with this skirt.

#togachako #boku no hero academia #mha incorrect quotes #wlw #sapphic #toga himiko #uraraka ochako #uravity #hero x villain #source: skulduggery pleasant

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Brynjolf, as the Irkngthand Sanctuary begins to flood: How are we going to get out of here?

Jolinar Aren: Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.

Karliah: Do we have the right plan?

Jolinar: Not yet . . .

#*sigh* #brynjolf #oc: jolinar aren #karliah #blindsighted #thieves guild #Nightinales #Irkngthand #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: skulduggery pleasant

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Jen: You are a cynical man, Mr. Myers.

Eric: We live in cynical times, Miss Scotts.

#Incorrect Quotes #Power Rangers #Time Force #jen scotts #eric myers #source: skulduggery pleasant #submission #anonymous

[incorrect90snicktoonquotes]

Norbert: I would love to have a battle of wits with you, Dag, but I doubt it would be a fair fight. Daggett: Shut your face. Norbert: Exactly my point.

#the angry beavers #incorrect angry beavers #norbert beaver #daggett beaver #source: skulduggery pleasant