#source: six of crows

[eccentrichumanbeing]

Mav: Fine but if we all die, I’m going to get goose’s ghost to teach me to play the piano so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghosts.

Ice: I’ll just hire slider’s ghost to kick your ghosts ass.

Slider: my ghost won’t deal with ur bullshit

#top gun incorrect quotes #top gun #source: six of crows #maverick #iceman #tom kazansky #pete mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #icemav

[pottermore07]

Dorcas: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Regulus: Knife to the throat?

Barty: Gun to the back?

Evan: Poison in his cup?

James: You’re all horrible.

#when James met Reggie’s friends for the first time #source: six of crows #leigh bardugo #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #regulus x james #starchaser #james x regulus #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #dorcas meadowes #slytherin skittles #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #the marauders era #marauders fandom #marauders headcanon #death eaters #slytherin #gryffindor #hogwarts #harry potter

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Fine, but if we die, I'm going to get Dick's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute, so I can annoy the hell of your ghost.

Tim: I'll just hire Damian's ghost to kick your ghost's ass.

Damian: My ghost won't associate with your ghost.

#source: six of crows #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw death mention #tw violence mention #tw swearing

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Kol: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

Elijah: Knife to the throat?

Klaus: Gun to the back?

Rebekah: Poison in his cup?

Finn: You're all horrible.

#source: six of crows #cause kol gives me kaz vibes #or kaz gives me kol vibes #kol mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson #finn mikaelson #the originals #tvdu #tvd #mikaelson family #the originals incorrect quotes #tvd incorrect quotes

[silversynaesthesia]

Shigaraki: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?

Toga: Knife to the throat?

Twice: Gun to the head?

Compress: Poison in his cup?

Spinner: You're all horrible.

Dabi: *rolls eyes*

#boku no hero academia #mha incorrect quotes #league of villains #shigaraki tomura #toga himiko #mr compress #dabi #todoroki touya #bnha spinner #source: six of crows

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

Mei: If Lady Bone Demon kills us all, I'm getting Sandy's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost Tang: I'll just hire Macaque's ghost to kick your ghost's ass Macaque: My ghost won't associate with your ghost

#lmk #lmk tang #lmk mei #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #mei dragon #lego monkie kid #tang lmk #lmk incorrect quotes #lego monkie kid incorrect quotes #lmk sandy #lmk lbd #but not really #incorrect quotes #Source: six of crows

[lesbicosmos]

Buttons: fine, but if we die, i’m going to get Frenchie's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute, so i can annoy the hell out of your ghost

Lucius: I'll just get Jim's ghost to kick your ghost's ass

Jim: My ghost won't associate with your ghost.

#any found family of dumbasses 🤝 this soc quote #i love them 😭 #source: six of crows #ofmd #ofmd incorrect quotes #our flag means death #buttons ofmd #frenchie ofmd #lucius spriggs #jim jimenez

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

John: If Colm kills us all, I'm going to get Javier's ghost to teach my ghost how to play guitar just so I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.

Dutch: I'll just hire Arthur's ghost to kick your ghost's ass.

Arthur: My ghost won't associate with your ghost.

#source: six of crows #soc #six of crows #rdr #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption memes #red dead redemption #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #john marston #rdr2 arthur #rdr2 arthur morgan #rdr2 john #rdr2 john marston #rdr2 dutch #rdr2 dutch van der linde #van der linde gang #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Bree: Fine, but if we die, I’m going to get Sel’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the violin, so I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.

Nick: I’ll just hire Valec’s ghost to to kick your ghost’s ass.

Valec: My ghost won’t associate with your ghost.

#legendborn #incorrect legendborn quotes #the legendborn cycle #selwyn kane #source: six of crows #nick davis #valechaz #bree matthews

[chick-with-wifi]

Root: Trust me Shaw: I wouldn't trust you to tie my shoes without stealing the laces Shaw: *does what Root says anyway*

#Root x shaw #Sameen shaw #Root #Poi root #Poi #Person of interest #Incorrect person of interest quotes #Source: six of crows #Incorrect poi quotes

[legend-of-thyme]

Wind: Fine. But if Dink kills us all, I’m going to get Hyrule’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.

Legend: I’ll just hire Warriors’ ghost to kick your ghost’s ass.

Wars: My ghost won’t associate with your ghost.

#linked universe #incorrect quotes #source: six of crows #lu wind #lu legend #lu warriors

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Regulus: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Barty: Knife to the throat?

Emma: Gun to the back?

Pandora: Poison in his cup?

Amelia, token hufflepuff: You’re all horrible!

couple of weeks later

Regulus: Where do you think the money went?

Evan: Guns?

Emmeline: Ships?

Dorcas: Bombs?

Xeno: Political bribes?

Everyone look at Amelia: 👀

Emma: This is where you tell us how awful we are.

Amelia: They all seem like practical choices.

#slytherins and ravenclaws friendship my beloved #I think it is important to mention that in my mind Amelia is Emmeline bff and Emma gf #I need to come out with a ship name for Emma and Amelia #any ideas? #marauders #incorrect marauders and co quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #slytherin skittles #regulus black #barty crouch jr #emma vanity #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #pandora lestrange #pandora ollivander #amelia bones #evan rosier #emmeline vance #dorcas meadowes #xenophilius lovegood #emma x amelia #source: crooked kingdom #source: six of crows

[eccentrichumanbeing]

When they steal an enemy plane:

Rooster: well we’ve managed to get ourselves stuck in an ancient enemy plane. We’re either geniuses or the dumbest sons of bitches to ever breathe air

Mav: we’ll know soon enough!

#top gun incorrect quotes #top gun maverick #tgm #bradley rooster bradshaw #pete maverick mitchell #source: six of crows

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Okay, what do you think is the best way to steal a man's wallet?

Stephanie: Punch in the jaw.

Damian: Knife to the throat.

Tim: Gun in the back?

Cassandra: Poison his food.

Duke: You're all horrible!

Jason, rolling his eyes: The easiest way to steal a man's wallet is to tell him you're gonna steal his watch.

#source: six of crows #dick grayson #nightwing #stephanie brown #spoiler #damian wayne #robin #tim drake #red robin #cassandra cain #orphan #duke thomas #signal #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw violence mention

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Kol: Fine, but if Marcel kills us all, I'm going to get Elijah's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the piano, so I can annoy the hell of your ghost.

Klaus: I'll just hire Finn's ghost to kick your ghost's ass.

Finn: My ghost won't associate with your ghost .

#kol mikaelson #klaus mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #finn mikaelson #tvd #tvdu #the originals #the originals incorrect quotes #source: six of crows #tvdu incorrect quotes #marcel gerard

[incorrectsanderscharactersquotes]

Janus: keep Remus out of trouble

Virgil: why me?

Janus: you're unlucky enough to be in my line of sight

#incorrect quotes #sanders sides #incorrect sanders sides quotes #source: incorrect quotes generator #source: six of crows #virgil sanders #janus sanders #the dark sides