#source: shrek 3

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Splinter: You can’t lie to me, so tell me, Leonardo, where is Raphael?

Leo, trying to cover for Raph, but also hates lying to his father: Um, well, I don't know where he's not.

Splinter: You're telling me you don't know where Raphael is?

Leo: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.

Splinter: So you do know where he is?

Leo: On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was, that'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: Shrek the third #source: shrek 3 #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #master splinter #raphael

[cyber-streak]

Tarn: You! You can’t lie. So tell me, mech. Where is Fulcrum?

Flywheels: Uh. Hmm, well, uh... I don’t know where he’s not.

Tarn: You’re telling me you don’t know where Fulcrum is?

Flywheels: It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that it is or isn’t almost partially incorrect.

Tarn: So you do know where he is!

Flywheels: On the contrary, I’m possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably...

Tarn: Stop it!

Flywheels: ...Do or do not know where he shouldn’t probably be, if that indeed wasn’t where he isn’t. Even if he wasn’t at where I knew he was, that’d mean I’d really have to know where he wasn’t...

#transformers incorrect quotes #Source: Shrek 3 #Djd #the scavengers #Tarn #Flywheels #Fulcrum #MTMTE #mtmte #ll

[fire-breathing-pain-in-the-neck]

I hope everyone has been having a wonderful Last Wish release day 🥰

Take a meme for the road

#puss in boots the last wish #remember no spoilers on this blog until the weekends done with! #and they will be tagged so people can block them if needed <3 #puss in boots movie #puss in boots #puss in boots shrek #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is god #kitty softpaws #perrito puss in boots

[hexgirllovesyou]

shrek is love, shrek is life..

#happy #shrek2 #shrek is life #shrek #shrek is love #shrek 4 #shrek 3 #shrek the third #source: shrek #fiona #donkey #prince charming #fairy godmother

[0dde11eth]

Jaskier: do you know... the muffin man?

Ciri: the muffin man?

Jaskier: THE MUFFIN MAN!

Geralt: it's 3 am, i am begging you two

#my nonsense #jaskier #geralt #geraskier #ciri #source: shrek #geralt: its 3 am pls stop series

[v-murderkings]

OMIGODS RAINE WHISPERS I LOVE YOUR WORK

#the owl house #funtime raine #the owl house raine #raine whispers #toh raine #for the future trailer #source: shrek the musical #it’s rly good #go watch it when you have the chance <3

[onward-magic-princess-barista]

Thinking how funny it would be if Prince Charming and Lord Faarquad were roasting each other while Shrek just sits back in enjoyment eating Swamp Popcorn

Prince Charming: ✨🤴💅😌 I’m destined to be king 😌💅🤴✨

Lord Faarquad: 🙄 What makes YOU so sure that you’re destined to be king? Unlike you I’m not a chintzy mamma’s boy who relies on his own mother 🙄 🤪 OoOoH MoMmy mOmMy MomMy WhAt Do I dO? I’m JuSt a LiTtlE bABY wHo CaN’T ThInK FoR MySelF! PlEaSe WiPe My LiTtlE BoTtOM FoR Me! WiPe Me! Oh oH PlEaSe WipE Me! *Baby crying intimidation intensifies* 🤪

Shrek, observing the roast battle: 🤣🤣🤣

Prince Charming: 😡 Oh yeah well at least I HAVE a mother unlike you 😡

Shrek, observing the roast battle: 🫢 OoOoO 🫢

Lord Faarquad: 😡 Oh so you want to play it rough, I see? Well at least I’M not the one traipsing around in a stupid girlish leotard with such hideous singing 😡

Shrek, observing the roast battle: 🤣🤣🤣

Prince Charming: 😡 YOU TAKE IT BACK THIS INSTANT!!! Because at least I’M not the short one traipsing around in a poofy girlish outfit with a stupid girlish haircut 😡

Shrek, observing the roast battle: 🤣🤣🤣

Lord Faarquad: 😡 OH YEAH?!?!? Well…at least I got to Princess Fiona before you did 😡

Prince Charming: 😡 WELL AT LEAST I DIDN’T HAVE AN OGRE TO DO MY BIDDING FOR ME!!!

Shrek, observing the roast battle: *thinking to himself* 😅🤣 That’s actually kind of funny ‘cause it’s true really 🤣😅

Lord Faarquaad: 😡 Oh yeah…well…you’re mother’s so fat and ugly… 😡

Prince Charming: 😡 YOU LEAVE MY MOTHER OUT OF THIS… 😡

Shrek, observing the roast battle: *to Prince Charming and Lord Faarquad* 🙄😅 Aye, girls girls you’re both pretty can I go home now? 😅🙄

It’s 100x funnier if you read it in their voices lolz!!! 🤣🤣🤣

#shrek #shrek 2 #shrek 3 #lord farquaad #prince charming #source: ant bully #source: megamind #roast battle #funny

[de-lvsions]

The signs were leading to you.

#shrek 2 #shrek forever after #shrek 3 #shrek 4 #source: shrek #shrek #fiona #donkey #dragon #green #sidewalks #sidewalk #door #green light #light #street signs #warning signs #cables #doorway #forbidden door #Redbull #water #Greenwich #street #bell tower #disco balls #disco #disco ball #floor #party

[anotherincorrectquotesblog]

A: That’s the whole lesson of Shrek, the perfect fairy tale.

B: I haven’t seen it.

C: You will, one day. When you die. On your deathbed.

#incorrect quotes #3 characters #source: adventuring party #shrek #death

[soundbeingmusic]

What creatures lurk in the forbidden studio?

#3dprinting #anycubic #dinosaur #dinosaurs #shrek 2 #source: shrek #shrek is life #shrek 4 #shrek rp #shrek 1 #shrek franchise #shrek the third #shrek 3 #funny memes #funny post #funnyshit #this is so funny #jurassic park

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[The Mighty Mutanimals when they first met]

Slash: Alright mutants, let’s do this thing! Go Team Dynamite!

Pigeon Pete: I thought we agreed we’d go by the name “Team Super-Cool”.

Rockwell: As I recall, it was “Team Awesome”.

Leatherhead: I voted for “Team Alpha Wolf Squadron”.

Slash: Alright, alright, alright! From henceforth, we shall be known as “Team Alpha-Super-Awesome-Cool-Dynamite-Wolf-Squadron”.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: shrek the third #source: shrek 3 #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #slash #leatherhead #dr rockwell #pigeon pete #the mighty mutanimals

[fuckaroundandfindouttournament]

Hey there, girlies (gender neutral)! Welcome to the ✨fuck around and find out✨ tournament, where we find out who’s the cutest badass! Submissions will be open for a week! (until 09/11 @ 12 EST)

✨The rules:✨

“Cute but can kick your ass” characters of all genders are accepted. Just no one from overly problematic sources. Vtubers and MCYT are not allowed.

One character per submission. You can submit multiple times, but only submit a character once! Please don’t spam.

No limit on characters from the same source.

Please be nice! Propaganda and feedback is allowed, but do not attack myself or others. You will be blocked.

This blog is rated M. Warning for potentially upsetting media. Let me know if you need anything tagged.

This bracket is for fun! Don’t take anything too seriously please. :3

✨Submit Here✨

Inspired by: @autistic-anime-girls-bracket @autisticgirliesbracket @girlygirltournament @pinkhairswagtourney@victimsofyaoipoll @morally-grey-girlbosses @best-kirby-character-tournament @controversial-blorbo-bracket @least-sexy-man-competition @most-datable-datable-bracket @leastdatablebracket @canonmisogynyvictimstournament @bi4bibracket @magical-mascot-smackdown @precureshowdown @precure-alphabet-showdown @mommy-daddy-issues-poll @uquiztournament @personasongshowdown @precuremusictournament @foundfamilyadoptionagency @ultimateanthropoll @ultimate-good-dog @ultimatepinkboy @magical-boy-bracket @guys-with-good-vibes-tournament @multicolorhairswagtournament @siblingtournament @tragicsibsshowdown @actually-insane-blorbo-bracket @favoritepokemontournament @favoritecapcomcharacterbracket @look-how-they-massacred-them (there’s more but i’m blanking lol)

Characters who are already entered:

all the Mew Mews (Tokyo Mew Mew)

all 4 Cures (Hirogaru Sky Precure, Fresh Precure, Mahoutsukai Precure)

Abigail (Stardew Valley)

Aerith Gainsborough, Tifa Lockhart & Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII)

Alice Liddel (American McGee’s Alice)

Alphonse & Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Alucard (Castlevania)

Alyssa Hamilton (Clock Tower 3)

Baby Bonnie Hood (Darkstalkers)

Barbie

Bibi the cat (IRL)

the DDLC girlies (Doki Doki Literature Club)

the Elsens (OFF)

Princess Fiona (Shrek)

Fiona Belli & Hewie (Haunting Ground)

Garnet & Spinel (Steven Universe)

Guillermo de la Cruz (What We Do in the Shadows)

Hana Nono/Cure Yell (Hugtto! Precure)

Haruka Haruno/Cure Flora (Go! Princess Precure)

Heather Mason (Silent Hill 3)

Isabelle (Animal Crossing/Super Smash Bros.)

Jeanette Voerman (Vampire: the Masquerade — Bloodlines)

Juliet Starling (Lollipop Chainsaw)

Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil 4)

Link (The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker)

Lisa Garland (Silent Hill)

Love Momozono/Cure Peach (Fresh Precure)

Kagome Higurashi (Inuyasha)

Kanji Tatsumi (Persona 4)

Kirby

Kotone Shiomi & Shinjiro Aragaki (Persona 3 Portable)

Madotsuki (Yume Nikki)

Mami Tomoe (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

Marina (Splatoon 2)

Mega Lopunny (Pokemon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire)

Mimikyu (Pokemon Sun & Moon)

Noelle Holiday (Deltarune)

Opal (Pokemon Sword & Shield)

Panty & Stocking Anarchy (Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt)

Penny (Pokemon Scarlet & Violet)

Princess Peach (Super Mario/Super Smash Bros.)

Pyro (Team Fortress 2)

Rabbit of Caerbannog (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Prince Sidon (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild & Tears of the Kingdom)

Sora & Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)

Spyro the Dragon

Terry Hintz & Buddy (Lisa the Painful)

Top Speed (Magical Girl Raising Project)

Toriel, Asgore and Asriel Dreemur (Undertale)

Usagi Tsukino & Minako Aino (Sailor Moon)

Whitney & Miltank (Pokemon Gold, Silver & Crystal)

Wirt & Greg (Over the Garden Wall)

Zoey, Rochelle & Ellis (Left 4 Dead series)

#blorbo tournament #tournament polls #tumblr polls #polls #update: sorry ny’all i can’t use google forms lmao #flashing gif cw #swearing cw

[fire-breathing-pain-in-the-neck]

OH MY GOD

I was trying to figure out what the Wolf was whistling, and I think it’s a pitched-down version of Ring Around the Rosie.

The beginning at least sounds VERY close to the start of Ring Around the Rosie.

#we are beginning the start of the spoilers <3 #puss in boots spoilers #puss in boots last wish spoilers #puss in boots the last wish spoilers #puss in boots last wish #puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots movie #puss in boots shrek #puss in boots wolf #shrek #shrekcore #shrek franchise #shrek is everything #source: shrek #shrek is love #shrek is life #shrek is god

[raytorotits]

tell me about ray toro. more. please. i love your ray toro knowledge.

hi! sorry I've been sitting on this one for a while. tumblr WILL NOT LET ME PUT LINKS IN THIS. so feel free to send asks if you want sources on any of these o7

in no particular order:

ray hates Shrek 3.

ray toro's dad was a postal worker.

ray learned to play guitar by listening to records (mostly metal, but he's got a lot of classical guitar influences as well) and he just smashed the lead and rhythm together and that's why he plays Like That.

he learned on his older brother louis' guitar, and louis taught him a ton until one day he was like "dude you're better than me." louis came to see ray on tour too :)

ray didnt have a lot of friends in high school bc he spent all his free time practicing guitar or gaming.

he also enjoyed composing string arrangements in high school.

his senior quote was bababooey.

ray didn't believe gerard when gerard called him the best guitarist he knew in bullets era (baby... they were right).

the first time gerard saw ray play he played the muppets theme without looking at the frets (ray would later go on to get his own muppets wiki entry).

ray first worked with gerard artistically on the breakfast monkey, which he composed for.

ray is a huge fan of bluey.

he uses 1password and recommends you use a password manager.

he finds housework calming.

he was a stay-at-home dad while his wife got her master's degree in psychology. this is when he wrote his solo album :')

speaking of which. he didn't spend a single night away from his son for the first 3 years of his life.

he included his son playing a toy drumset in the mix of his song "the lucky ones," which is about his family.

he wrote "isn't that something" explicitly about the mcr breakup.

he and jarrod broke the pre-war hardwood in Ray's living room tracking drums for remember the laughter.

his house is decorated almost entirely in antiques.

he spells "woah" as "woh" (incredibly important).

he uses a nose for his smileys (also very important)

there are a million more. but this has to end somewhere. please enjoy Him.

#ask bosk #tag's toro tag #ive been trying to source these for ages but NO LUCK

[tokay-blog]

I'd love to know more about the relationship between Death and your version of Life if you ever feel like it! Like, who made the first move? How are they as parents? And of course anything else you wanna share. Once again, all your art is absolutely lovely.

Considering their first introductions, Life definitely won't be taking the first steps x)) There… it's gonna be bad. Not apocalyptic of course, but… ahem. About potatoes, there are actually quite a few ideas on how to show them themselves and their relationship with their parents. They are unlikely to be full-fledged characters (they have nicknames, but no names as such), more on the level of Shrek's children, only here they are puppies. And hence the source of various fun and problems. Less gags with She-wolf, because she's a pretty strict mother. She can forgive her kids a lot, but that doesn't mean she won't growl at them, bite them and shove them x)

At the first time will still work on the maternal instinct to the fullest, so one white-haired wolf will definitely get many bites x)

I guess it wouldn't be a surprise that Wolf would be excited about the kids. There are more ideas with Wolf, but I think you can see from the sketches that he will be gentle with children. The puppies will remind Wolf of his own childhood, but at the same time he will sometimes think about who will inherit what traits from him or from she-wolf. After all, each puppy has its own character and habits, and therefore the approach to them is different.

Thanks for the questions and support! If I don't say something in detail, it's more in hopes of showing it through drawings. But either way, I always glad to theories :3

[bootlegpals]

Shrek USB flash drives

Sources:  1  2  3  4

#shrek #bootlegs #knockoffs #electronics #USBs #peripherals #knockoff electronics #tech #techcore #i guess