Buzz: Hey, guess what I’m thinking now.
Anna: Well, are you thinking about me?
Buzz: Ha, gotcha. I’m not thinking about anything — my mind is a complete void! Good try though.
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"During the 1960s economic collapse of the United States, a roving vigilante group with revolutionary ideals became infamous for using their investigative skills to seek out corruption at its source… (zoinks!)"
from: u/marx_is_secret_santa on reddit
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Rudy: Why did you bring me on a stake-out?
Alejandro: Officer ride-alongs are good publicity. It's in the Vaquero Handbook.
Rudy: Oh, is it? Well, what about the music and the candles? Is that standard stake-out protocol?
Alejandro: Yes, yes it is. You've got a lot to learn about stake-outs, Rodolfo.
~later~
Alejandro and Rudy: *sneaking back on-base*
Rodriguez: Wow, Coronel! Sergeant-Major Parra. That was fast. How'd you two know we were just about to start the meeting? ... Were you on another stake-out?
Rudy: Yes. Exactly. Another stake-out.
Rodriguez: So why are you wearing the colonel’s hat
Alejandro: Well, it's a uhhh disguise! Let's get outta here.
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Adora about Bow and Sea Hawk: What if their minds are permanently gone?
Catra: How would we know?
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April: Don, no. I'm just not ready to go on a date with you yet.
Donnie: Date?? Who said date? I didn't say date! I said "practice date." Biiiig difference.
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Scorpia: Crazy riding there, DT.
Double Trouble: It's Double Trouble. Unless we're dating, then it's Dee.
Catra: Like, Dee, buddy, we gotta go!
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not a fan of the recent interpretations of velma when movie/showmakers just make her mean
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Eddie: How long have you been standing there?
Bill: Don’t try that. You know the concept of time confuses me
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Maxie, being confronted: How long have you been standing there?!
Archie: Don't try that! You know the concept of time confuses me!
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Coach Z: Can you tell what the prablem is, Bubs?
Bubs, looking under the hood of the Gremlin: You see that hole there? That should be an engine.
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Civilian: AAAAHHH!! HELP! THERE'S A BOMB!
Ghost: Well this party was fun, but it is time to go--
Price: Lieutenant, that's not how this works.
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Katara about Aang and Sokka: What if their minds are permanently gone?
Azula: How would we know?
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Raph: Horses and I, let's just say there's some bad blood.
Donnie: There's bad blood between you personally and all horses?
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Terra: How long have been standing there?
Vitimir: Don’t try that. You know the concept of time confuses me.
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Miss Globular: Who can tell me what photosynthesis is?
[everyone raises their hands]
Miss Globular: And please, don't say "plant farts."
[everyone lowers their hands]
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