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incorrectbopquotes · 5 days ago
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Barbara: What happened to Huntress?
Dinah: Well, some say environment, but I think she was born that way.
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drei-satzzeichen · 8 days ago
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Officer, approaching parked car Justus and Bob are in: Roll it down.
Justus, rolling down the window: Yes, officer?
Officer, suspicious: What are you kids doing in there?
Justus: Filling out our applications to college.
Bob: My mom won’t let us do it in the house.
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Doofenshmirtz: Vanessa, what the hell is going on in there?
Vanessa: We're worshiping Satan, Dad. We'll be right out.
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incorrecthsrquotes · 14 days ago
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Strong Bad: (barging into Marzipan's house) You two ARE having sex!
Marzipan: Really? Homestar, why didn't you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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Kotaro, kicking the attic’s door open: “You two ARE having sex!”
Ai: “Really? Junko, why didn’t you tell me? I would’ve put my book down.”
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Plo: Someone’s coming. Someone you don’t like.
Mace, flatly: That could be anyone.
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Mikey: *tries putting his arm around Shinigami*
Shinigami: Any part of you that touches me, you’re not getting back.
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nerevar-quote-and-star · a month ago
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Nerevar Indoril: You only married me for my cooking!
Almalexia: Uh-uh. I married you ‘cause you needed a date for your wedding!
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itafushiweek · a month ago
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Nobara: *busting into Megumi’s room* SENSEI JUST TOLD ME YOU’RE HAVING SEX!
*Yuuji & Megumi lounging on the bed with textbooks studying*
Megumi: *looks at Yuuji* Why didn’t you tell me, I would’ve put down my book
Yuuji: *laughs* I thought a surprise would be more fun
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Leo: Someone's coming. Someone you don't like.
Raph: That could be anyone!
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Qui-Gon, barges through door: You two ARE having sex!
Plo: We are? Micah, why didn't you tell me? I'd have put my book down.
Micah: Yeah, I wish I knew we were too. I'd have stopped trying to write this report.
Qui-Gon:
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Mikey: *burst into Raph’s bedroom*
Mikey: You two ARE having sex!
[Raph and Mona Lisa are chilling on Raph’s bed, reading]
Mona Lisa: We are? Raphael, why didn't you tell me? I would've put my book down.
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spacesuitsforemergency · a month ago
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Jon, kicking the door open: You two ARE having sex!
Carrie, reading while Thomas is on his phone: really? Thomas, why didn’t you tell me? I would’ve put my book down
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Sherlock: So what are you going to do this weekend?
Molly: Nothing.
Sherlock: That's what you did last weekend!
Molly: Yeah, well, I'm not finished.
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incorrectmadney · a month ago
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Albert: You two ARE having sex!
Maddie: Really? Chim, why didn’t you tell me? I would’ve put my book down.
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alyssaslahey · a month ago
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kurt: *slams open door* you two are having sex!
rachel and santana: *laying on the bed, reading books*
santana: we are? rachel, why didn't you tell me? i would've put my book down.
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incorrectbuttonhouse · a month ago
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Humphrey: Pat? Julian and Thomas are trying to kill each other out there.
Pat: What's new?
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