#source: red vs blue

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: My sword? Fuck yeah, I know how to use it. What’s to understand about swish, swish, stab? It’s a fucking sword dude. Not a fighter jet.

#fighter #source: red vs blue #mod meme #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #incorrect quotes #dnd

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Shredder: You fool! Can't you see I'm busy with an evil plot? What do I pay you for? Tiger Claw: To clean up after your failed plots.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: red vs blue #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #shredder #oroku saki #tiger claw #the foot clan

[pooks]

(Percy, Oliver, Penny and Marcus sneaking around at night in their fourth year) Percy: Alright, I go first. Oliver, you stay behind me. And stay tight. Marcus: ...Bow chicka bow wow. Oliver: Penny: Percy: Never mind. Marcus goes in front. Marcus: Eh, it was worth it.

#incorrect hp quotes #source: red vs blue #percy weasley #oliver wood #penelope clearwater #marcus flint #perciver #marcus would totally annoy percy just for the kicks #this gang is iconic lmao #they're trying to map out the whole castle at night #let's face it percy would never give that up unless he's forced to

[incorrect-trekquotes]

Bones: Well, it looks like the knife missed your kidney. Kirk: That's good. Bones: No, Jim, you have a knife in your abdomen. That's the opposite of good.

#star trek #source: red vs blue #kirk #bones #mckirk

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [188/?]   

#mobius m. mobius #hunter b 15 #loki series #mcu #loki memes #lokiedit #incorrect quotes #source: red vs blue

[incorrectbatfam]

Stephanie: Look at what I found!

Tim: I found it.

Stephanie: Look at what I took credit for finding!

#source: red vs blue #stephanie brown #spoiler #tim drake #red robin #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[lesbian-deadpool]

Natasha: Y/N fills my heart with some sort of new emotion I’ve never felt before. They make me feel warm and want to smile!

Clint: Natasha, I think that’s happiness.

#source: red vs blue #incorrect marvel quotes #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff imagine #natasha romanoff #clint barton x reader #clint barton imagine #clint barton #avengers x reader #avengers imagine #avengers #marvel x reader #marvel imagine #MCU x reader #MCU imagine #marvel #MCU

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

#ffviir #ff7r #final fantasy vii remake #final fantasy 7 remake #cloud strife #barret wallace #reno ff7 #incorrect ff7 quotes #incorrect quotes #source: red vs blue

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Rex, to Fives and Echo: You guys are not making my life easy right now.

Fives: Do we ever?

Rex: Good point.

#Captain Rex #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives #501st Legion #the vode #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #tcw #star wars: the expanded universe #Star Wars the Prequel trilogy #incorrect star wars quotes #source: red vs blue

[team-iceflower]

Oscar: Um, excuse me. Who's in charge?

Yang: Ruby's in a meeting with Ozpin so no one is in charge today!

Weiss: Actually, Ruby left me in charge.

Yang: You are such a kiss ass.

#rwby #whiterose #weiss schnee #ruby rose #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #rwby memes #yang xiao long #oscar pine #source: red vs blue

[smh0217]

*Jaune and Winter are scouting out an area for Salem worshippers*

Jaune: Maybe we should take a break.

Winter: Excuse me? A break?

Jaune: Yeah, like a three-day leave! Everyone go off, recharge their mental batteries, come back refreshed, and like, ready to tackle our challenges.

Winter, incredulously: You want a vacation?

Jaune: I call it a Soul Sabbatical.

Winter: What are we, mailmen? This is a high priority Atlas Specialist mission. We don't get a vacation. We don't take sick days, we don't get paid overtime.

Jaune: Wait, Atlas Specialists don't get overtime?

Winter: That's right, we have a job to do and we're expected to stick wit- wait. Why, wh- do you?

Jaune: Get overtime? Yeah. Time and a half over forty hours, time and a half and a half after sixty.

Winter: ...really?

Jaune: You guys don't get that? That's crazy, you work so hard.

Winter: Tell me about it.

Jaune: You guys should go on strike.

Winter: We're not unionizing. So stop instigating.

Jaune: …

Winter: …

Jaune: ... Tell me they at least match your 401K.

Winter: Shut up.

#RWBY #Jaune Arc #Winter Schnee #source: Red vs Blue #incorrect rwby quotes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JANE: Calm down. The world is not ending, everything will be just fine.

JANE: Everyone always thinks the world's gonna end during their lifetime.

JANE: But the truth is none of us are that cool or interesting, so get over it!

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jane crocker #mod terezi #source: red vs blue #i like to call this song “the most wrong anyone has ever been in the history of ever”

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Penny: Uh oh. I think instead of turning on my long-term memory, I just turned off my short-term memory.

Ruby: Oh... is that bad?

Penny: Huh? Is what bad?

Ruby: Your memory thing getting shut off.

Penny: Who shut off my memory?!

Ruby: You did!

Penny:  Did what?

Ruby: Shut off your memory!

Penny: Why do you want me to shut off my memory?!

Ruby: No, it's already shut off!

Penny: What is?!

Ruby: Your memory!

Penny: Yeah, what about it?

Weiss: Well, this is a drastic improvement...

(Source: Red vs Blue)

#submission #rwby #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #source: red vs blue

[pooks]

Sirius: Say something rebellious. Percy: Um...okay, I think the working class should uprise against the rich people. Sirius: I said rebellious, not revolutionary.

#incorrect hp quotes #source: red vs blue #sirius black #percy weasley #he's trying to teach this young grasshopper how to be a rebel #jokes on him #percy led a revolution instead #the Black Family Madness™ strikes again #sirius: ...well you know. not what i had in mind but it works #poor arthur is so stressed over this #the twins and ginny can't stop laughing about this #pooks rambles

[cyber-streak-2]

Knockout: I’m not really a doctor. I’m a medic.

Starscream: What’s the difference?

Knockout: Well, a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable while they die.

Starscream: Mental note—don’t ever get shot.

#submission #transformers incorrect quotes #source: red vs blue #Knockout #Starscream #TFP #Transformers Prime #Thanks for the submission :)

[fandsart]

Steve takes Dustin to a Corroded Coffin concert in a no upside down au

Steve: Who's that on guitar? She's really good. She's kinda hot!

Dustin: Uh... that's Eddie and he's a guy

Steve: Oh sorry. 'He's really good.' He's kinda hot!

#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #dustin and steve #steve and dustin #dustin henderson #incorrect stranger things quote #incorrect stranger things quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: red vs blue #source: rvb #fandsart