#source: red dwarf

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do.

Steve: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?

Y/N: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

#source: red dwarf #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #captain america #steve rogers x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miguel: "Come on Miles, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do."

Miles: "You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?"

Miguel: "No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else."

#source: red dwarf #spiderverse #into the spiderverse #into spider verse #into the spider verse #miles morales #spiderverse miles #miguel o'hara #spiderverse miguel #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderverse

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do. Fighter: You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else? Rogue: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

#rogue #fighter #mod meme #source: red dwarf #dnd #dungeons and dragons #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd classes

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do. Stanley: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else? The Narrator: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

#source: red dwarf #the stanley parable #tsp incorrect quotes #the stanley parable ultra deluxe

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ted: Come on Bill, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do.

Bill: You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?

Ted: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

#submission #source: red dwarf #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #starkid #incorrect quotes #incorrect tgwdlm #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Doc Scratch: Schopenhauer was right, wouldn’t you say? “Life without pain has no meaning.” 

Doc Scratch: Gentlemen… 

Doc Scratch: I wish to give your lives meaning.

#submission #source: red dwarf #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #doc scratch #mod terezi #well that is an intimidating line #i should use that at some point

[imdefyingmavity]

Eleanor: How the fork are we gonna get out of the IHOP?

Janet: There should be a cryptic clue around that will subtly hint at how we escape.

Jason: Guys, I found it! There's a button here with E - 11 - T on it!

Eleanor: So?

Jason: 11 is XI in Roman numerals! E - XI - T. Exit!

Everyone:

Eleanor: HE GOT THAT?!

Michael: I think this proves without doubt this dimension doesn't run on reality.

#incorrect the good place quotes #source: red dwarf #jason mendoza #the good place #tgp #eleanor shellstrop #janet tgp #Michael tgp

[ouatsqincorrect]

Zelena: Come on Belle, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn't do. Belle: You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else? Zelena: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

#zelena mills #belle french #belle/zelena #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #source: red dwarf

[autisticzenitsu]

Obanai: All in all, a 100% successful trip! Mitsuri: But we lost Tomioka! Obanai: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

#incorrect quotes #kny #demon slayer #obamitsu #obanai iguro #mitsuri kanroji #source: red dwarf #queue

[incorrecthungergamesquotes]

Katniss: I’m not teaming up with him.

Finnick: Me? What’s wrong with me?

Katniss: You’re totally egocentric, you flee at the first sign of trouble, you only look after yourself, you’re vain, you're selfish, you’re narcissistic, and you’re self-obsessed.

Finnick: You’ve just listed all my best features!

#source: red dwarf #incorrect quotes #katniss everdeen #finnick odair

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Tsarmina: I was just doing a little test to see if you'd gone crazy. Brogg: Well, we've passed your test, you can let us out now. Tsarmina: I can't let you out. Brogg: Why not? Tsarmina: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. Brogg (humouring her): ... Can we see him? Tsarmina: Do you have a magic carpet? Brogg: ... Yeah. A little three-seater. Tsarmina: So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People, and you're telling me you're completely sane?

#source: red dwarf #redwall #mossflower #tsarmina #brogg #brian jacques #submission

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Loki: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do.

Thor: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?

Loki: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

#source: red dwarf #loki #loki laufeyson #loki incorrect quotes #thor #thor odinson #thor incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[paper-gold-theories]

[At the end of Episode 2]

Flug: All in all, a 100% successful hero extermination mission.

5.0.5: Baw Baw [We left Demencia behind]

Flug: All in all, a 100% successful hero extermination mission.

#villainous #villanos #dr flug #dr kenning flugslys #flug #5.0.5 villainous #villainous 505 #villainous demencia #villainous incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: red dwarf

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Holly Lingerbean: Most people leave their body to medical science. Me? I'm leaving mine to the Louvre, baby!

#shantae #holly lingerbean #incorrect shantae #source: red dwarf

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation and obviously death. And failure. But apart from fear, pain and humiliation, failure and the unknown and death, we have nothing to fear but fear itself.

#source: red dwarf #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp incorrect quotes

[thingsoverheardatua]

Toga: All in all, a 100% successful mission~

Mr. Compress: Guys, we lost Spinner.

Dabi: All in all, a 100% successful mission.

#LoV #League of Villains #Dabi #Toga Himiko #Himiko Toga #Mr Compress #Mr. Compress #Atsuhiro Sako #Sako Atsuhiro #Toga #Toya Todoroki #Touya Todoroki #Todoroki Touya #Todoroki Toya #Spinner #Shuichi Iguchi #Iguchi Shuichi #source: Red Dwarf