Kirk: Are you checking out my ass?
Spock: No.
Kirk: Why aren't you?
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Price, walking into the briefing room: Hey, muppets!
141: Yeah?
Price: Wanna know who we're killing this week?
141: YEAH!
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Natsu: frankly, I’m tired of everyone saying “stop putting everything in your mouth!”! How else will I know what things taste like?!!
Lucy: what… are you 5?!
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Thirteenth Doctor + Incorrect Quotes
↳ 138/?
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Demeter: Did you break something?
Mungojerrie: I wouldn't say I broke it. I prefer to say IT broke.
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Scott: Trust me, I know what I’m doing.
Steve: Not even God knows what you’re doing, Scott.
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Matthew: There is no ‘I’ in team
Dream: No
Dream: There is an ‘M’ and an ‘E’ though
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Charlie Morningstar: Well, I call it my 'cloffice.'
Vaggie: Uh-huh.
Charlie Morningstar: And it's because I sit in my giant bean bag chair and cry or post.
Vaggie: ...
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When I’m feeling really fancy, I’ll make popcorn on the stove instead of in the microwave.
Nora Valkyrie
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John: are you checking out my ass?
Paul: no
John: why aren't you?
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Seiji: Well, I call it my 'cloffice.'
Hideo: Uh-huh.
Seiji: And it's because I sit in my giant bean bag chair and cry or post.
Hideo: ...
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Teen Wolf Incorrect Quotes #19
Scott's bathroom reminds me of a skin tag. It's not hurting anything but it doesn't look great.
-Peter Hale, interior decorator.
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What got people kicked out of GSA's / Queer Events:
-Gatekeeping and denying people's identities and labels
What got people invited to GSA's / Queer Events:
-Being accepting of everyone's identity and labels
-Having a complicated or nuanced identity and label
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[At the store]
Dionysus, to Laura: It's gonna be-
[glass shattering in the background]
Baphomet, jogging past them: Gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go-
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Rum Tum Tugger: Are you checking out my ass?
Mistoffelees: No.
Rum Tum Tugger: Why aren't you?
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