#source: phineas and ferb

[incorrectbatfam]

[Batburgers drive-thru]

Bruce: Steph? You work here?

Stephanie: Bruce? You eat here?

#source: phineas and ferb #bruce wayne #batman #stephanie brown #spoiler #batfamily #batfam #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[romanoffshouse]

Natasha: Hey Y/N we're having iced tea you want some, honey?

Y/N: What did you say?

Natasha: I said we're having iced tea you want some honey? *Pulls out a jar of honey*

Y/N: Yeah, umm sure.

#source: phineas and ferb #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x you #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff x y/n #natasha x you #natasha x reader #black widow #black widow x reader #black widow x you #natasha romanov #natalia romanova #natasha marvel #marvel #marvel x reader #mcu #the avengers #avengers x reader #avengers

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: Do you know anything about this? Wizard: [gasps] The amulet of Juatchadoon! The legend says it can awaken a great evil with the power to destroy the world. Fighter: Makes you wonder why ancient people were always making stuff like that. I mean, what's the upside?

#rogue #wizard #fighter #mod meme #source: phineas and ferb #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #incorrect quotes #dnd

[sepublic]

Luz: If I had a nickel for every time a kid imitated me in order to gain the affection of one of my loved ones, and then became my sibling, I’d have two nickels.

Luz: Which isn’t a whole lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

#the owl house #the owl house collector #vee noceda #luz noceda #meme #memes #incorrect quotes #source: phineas and ferb

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Wei Wuxian: See? One day you’re going to look back on this and laugh!

Jiang Cheng: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally come over there and smack you.

#source: p and f #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #Jiang Cheng #twin dumbasses of yunmeng #twin prides of yunmeng #source: phineas and ferb

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Lila: Argh! My brothers are just driving me crazy!

Kate: You should try spending an hour with my mom sometime.

#source: phineas and ferb #lila barton #lila barton incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #kate bishop #hawkeye #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[doctortoothless]

If I had a nickel for every time David Tennant's character had a bond with his mode of transportation, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much, but it's weird it happened twice.

#david tennant #doctor who #the tardis #the doctor #good omens #a. j. crowley #bentley #dr. doofenshmirtz #source: phineas and ferb #I don't have a meme maker

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Eddie: I don't like bugs! Mr Frankly, are you even listening to me? 

Frank: *absentmindedly* I seem to have misplaced my ant farm. 

Eddie: F R A N K !

#source: phineas and ferb #Eddie Dear #Frank Frankly #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Nori: See? One day you’re gonna look back on this and laugh!

Yeva: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally come over there and smack you.

#source: phineas and ferb #incorrect murder drones #incorrect quotes #murder drones #nori doorman #Md yeva #I personally think Nori is still a bit silly #we’ve only seen her under duress so far

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Anthony: Do I know romance or what?

Kate: What.

Anthony: I said, do I know romance-

Kate: I heard you.

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #bridgerton #incorrect quotes #anthony bridgerton #kate sharma #kanthony #anthony x kate #source: phineas and ferb

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: *looking for someone to hang out with*

Jason, scrolling through his contacts: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle.

Jason, confused: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle?

Jason, terrified: Roy, Artemis, Bizarro, Kyle?!

Jason: How can I only have four friends?! And one of them is Kyle!

#source: phineas and ferb #jason todd #red hood #roy harper #arsenal #artemis #artemis of bana mighdall #bizarro #kyle rayner #green lantern #red hood and the outlaws #teen titans #batman #batfamily #batfam #batbros #batboys #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: If I had a nickel for every time I attempted to end my life by going on a homicidal rampage in chains, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

#source: Phineas and Ferb #throne of glass #the assassin’s blade #crown of midnight #heir of fire #queen of shadows #empire of storms #tower of dawn #kingdom of ash #tog fandom #tog incorrect quotes #tog memes #tog series #sjm books #sjmaas #sarah j maas #sjm #maasverse #incorrect quotes #queen aelin #aelin fireheart #aelin ashryver galathynius #aelin galathynius #faerie queen of the west #queen of terrasen #aelin of the wildfire #fireheart #aelin gods killer #ashryver eyes #celaena sardothien

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: Remember when Charlotte made me that romantic dinner?

Scout: *baffled* You mean when Ma microwaved you a pizza?

Spy: Y e a h ~ ♡

#source: phineas and ferb #TF2 Spy #TF2 Scout #TF2 Scout's Mom #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes #scout'smomspy

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie, looking over his contacts: Leo, Mikey, Raph, April, Casey. Leo, Mikey, Raph, April, Casey? Leo, Mikey, Raph, April, Casey?!

Donnie: How can I only have 5 friends?! And one of them is Casey!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: phineas and ferb #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #leonardo #michelangelo #raphael #april o'neil #casey jones

[incorrect-spiderverse]

*Noir giving his tragic back story*

Spider-Noir: "It all started on the day of my birth."

Noir: "Both of my parents failed to show up."

#source: phineas and ferb #spiderverse #into the spider verse #into the spiderverse #into spider verse #spidernoir #spider noir #noir #incorrect quotes #incorrect spiderverse

[im-not-a-l0ser]

President Howie: A portal to The Black and White? What does it do? John MacNamera: Well, without overcomplicating things, it's a portal to The Black and White. You step through it... and then you are in The Black and White.

#source: phineas and ferb #black friday #nightmare time #starkid #howard goodman #president howie #general john mcnamara #incorrect quotes #incorrect starkid quotes