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incorrectfreequotes · 42 minutes ago
We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, Iwatobi cream bread, studying. Or Iwatobi cream bread, friends, studying. Doesn’t matter, but studying is third.
Hazuki Nagisa.
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incorrecttkemquotes · an hour ago
Jeong Tae-eul: Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.
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theenbynightingale · 15 hours ago
Don: I think we should just take a moment and appreciate how lucky we are.
Pete: I thought you were dead, Gerry.
Gerry: No. I'm gonna outlive you, then I'm gonna nail your wife.
Pete: Screw you, you old coot.
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beeesworld · 17 hours ago
James: You're such a dork.
Remus: I'm serious. Praise from my teachers is everything.
Sirius: Is that so? Tell us Moons, how does it make you feel? (Chuckles)
Remus: How does it make me feel...? Just amazing. Tingling sensation throughout my whole body and I feel flushed. My muscles are relaxed yet I feel awake. Just waves of pleasure. I wish there was something physical that could make me feel this way.
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aharborformyships · 18 hours ago
Hiccup: Sometimes, when we argue, you're so passionate I feel like I'm arguing with the sun.
Anna: What? That's crazy! I AM SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME!
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Daphne: Oh, Rashel, you’re too beautiful to be funny. It’s not your fault, you never had to compensate for anything.
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incorrectkumokoquotes · 23 hours ago
Katia, to Wrath: Those pants look great, and I bet they’d look even better on Schlain’s floor.
Schlain: Are you hitting on Wrath … for me?
Katia: Am I meant to be entrusting this threesome to you two drama queens?
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superdogbiter · a day ago
Mobius:”I made a marshmallow Loki”
Mobius:”He’s crossing his arms because he’s annoyed at the TVA”
Mobius:”Do you like it?”
Loki,cracked voice:”Yeah”
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Squall, to Quistis, Rinoa, and Zell: I have total faith in you.
Squall when they’ve all left: There’s a 30% chance they’ll all die.
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Rowan: I love being a grandparent, but there are a few things I miss, like silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by sound...
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Agen: Let me explain something to you, Mace. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, "don't think, Agen, act."
Mace: So you weren't thinking.
Agen: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
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emmikay · a day ago
Plato: (about Victoria) She’s definitely out of my league. Actually we’re not even playing the same sport. It’s kinda like she’s in the NBA and I work at the muffler store next to the stadium.
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Vokara: You’re avoiding your problems, Kenobi
Obi-Wan: I’m not avoiding my problems!
Obi-Wan: But can we talk about my Master next session?
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Raskolnikov: Someone will die.
Razumihin: Of fun!
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totallytotsuki · a day ago
Erina: describe your ideal man
Alice: he’s dark and mysterious and he can sing, and he plays the organ
Erina: ... I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera
Alice: mm-hmm
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kiarcheo · 2 days ago
Anne: I have no idea what I’m doing but I know I’m doing it really, really well.                                                
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