Mituna: WJ3N 50M30N3 54Y5 C0CK741L N00N3 8475 4N 3Y3
Mituna: 8U7 WH3N 1 7H4Y 8008741L
Dave: but when I say cock and balls
Mituna: 50C137Y G035 W1LD
Dave: cbt
Sollux: iit wa2 a mii2take iintroduciing you two.
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Kit: Sick as in ugly or sick as in cool
Kit: Or sick as in illness
Mace: Sick as in sick of you
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S4E16 “The Art of Deception”
Matt: im gonna create a shadow realm that only fits one person inside
Matt: and that person inside will be you
Sylar: That is called a closet and I'm already in that
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Tav: Do you need a hug? A soda maybe?
Karlach: I’m gonna punch Mizora in her stupid face!
Karlach: But yeah, a soda would be nice.
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Narcissa: My blueberry muffin this morning only had 1 blueberry in it
Bellatrix, shrugging: Well, they didn't call it a blueberries muffin, so...
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Holly Lingerbean: I genuinely wrote out "master clown" on accident.
Nega-Shantae: Writing out your autobiography, I see.
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roxy: i don't want a lot for christmasss
blaze: there is just one thing i neeeed
roxy: i don't care about the presents
blaze and roxy: underneath the christmas treeeee
evox: i'm going to sssset the tree on fire
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Niko:
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Cassidy: idk why im in such a bad mood this week when im usually the Least Depressed Person I Know
Kai: Uranus is in Retrograde and that's making your Pisces Rage more potent or something idk
Cassidy: I'll put YOUR anus in retrograde if you ever say more homestuck troll words to me
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Brad: And anyways that’s the second time I almost died in Kentucky
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Tavros: i ALSO SAW A LONG SNAKE PATTERNED SKIRT,
Tavros: lIKE, a LONG SKIRT WITH SNAKE PATTERN,
Kanaya: What Kind Of Skirt Style Was It
Kanaya: If It Was Pleated I Would Be All Over That
Tavros: uMMMMM,,, lONG?
Kanaya: That Is A Length Not A Style
Tavros: sNAKE PATTERN STYLE,,
Kanaya: That Is A Pattern
Tavros: lONG SKIRT,
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Dooku: My furby died in my arms when I was a child.
Cin: I'm so sorry for your loss
Dooku: Wasn't a loss. I've never felt more like a god
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Ando: Is it called "MILFs" or "MILVES"?
Hiro: Do you ever think about anything important
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Jaheira: Go to bed!
Imoen, reading: I’m in bed.
Jaheira: Go to sleep too!
Imoen: We get there when we get there.
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