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W-w-well, this is one of the s-s-strangest things I've ever d-d-done...I'm about to ch-ch-ch-chuck a salami into the l-l-lathe!
Porky Pig 
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[Daffy drops a toaster into the bathtub.  The flash pot goes off, indicating a fatal shock.]
Daffy: Whoa...
Bugs: Our friend here is...toast.
Daffy: Oh yeah: 12 milliamps.  Toathster’s no good.
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Danse: This deadly rocket engine doesn’t seem to be working.
Sole: Why do you think that?
Danse: I’m standing right in it, and… I’m not dead yet.
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Daffy: Sthome nithce toggles! I'm sthaving those!
Bugs: Daffy, you're salvaging in the middle of a rescue operation!
Daffy: Why elthse do you think I got into this line of work?
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superdogbiter · 9 days ago
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Loki:”Today i am conducting a experiement to see who is afraid of spiders”
Mobius,in his office:”Okay who left 50 black widows in my desk”
Loki,writing notes on a clipboard:”The only difference between pranking and science is writing the results down”
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In Cucamonga Bay, Ping-Pong ball plus sea critter equals jail time for at least some member of the crew, ah reckon we'll hafta draw straws to figure out who.
Pirate Sam
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Phineas: Anybody order some exploding pants?
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incorrectducktales17 · 16 days ago
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Gyro: I don’t think the death ray is working.
Gyro: I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead.
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Today's forecast: (pops an umbrella open) Seventy percent chance... of science!
Bartholomev
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Why? Because secretly, you've always wondered. And that's why we're here.
Trixie to her camera when recording something interesting
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incorrect-dc-comics · a month ago
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I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing in it and I'm not dead yet.
Lex Luthor, to Mercy Graves
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yaytomhiddlestonyay · a month ago
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Damnit, that 'Today I Learned' Tumblr and its related reddit/etc are more and more not checking or being thorough or whatever in terms of whether the stated fact is truly actually supported by the 'source' that supposedly goes with each fact. In the past it seemed generally ok, at least when I checked, but now kinda often not. A shame because it was often interesting stuff.
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quotes-of-dreamland · 2 months ago
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Parallel Susie: Our death ray doesn't seem to be working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.
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Elmer: Wet's get cwacking.
Daffy: Um...quacking?
Elmer: What?
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Yosemite Sam: [whilst making the fragile lead balloon] Little did ah knows there was a herd o’ cattle in the next room!
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Stop sparking my ass!
Pronto when Tazerlings attack him in “Endangered Species”
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incorrectlwlandpiquotes · 3 months ago
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Jericho: LET’S PILLAGE!
Daemona: I don’t know if that’s legal in California.
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incorrectlwlandpiquotes · 3 months ago
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Wad: If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating!
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