Patton: I’m big supporter of adultery!
Remus: wow Patton, didn’t think you’d be into that!
Patton: of course I am! I’m a dad!
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the best thing about campal is that they are both bi4bi and biter4biter
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Emma: Can you cook?
Killian: Sort of
Emma: Good. We'll survive the winter.
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pro tip: if you're an eldritch god, get yourself a friend or partner who is also an eldritch god so you can have conversations incomprehensible to the uninitiated together
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With John and I it was so special, so special, I think both of us knew we couldn't get that again. We really were a complete fluke - just two kids who happened to meet up in Liverpool and share an interest and start writing songs together. And then developed, organically, together... All of these little awarenesses pretty much hit us at the same time over a period of years. And you really become soulmates when that happens.
Paul McCartney - The McCartney Legacy Vol 1
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Enoch, to Jacob: I like this. I’m causing you pain.
Masterlist
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DAVE: *drinks apple juice*
DAVE: *gives a tiny, inaudible burp*
JOHN: pathetic. 1/10
three minutes later
DAVE: *gives a loud, crisp burp that reverberates around the room*
JOHN: strong. explosive. 8/10
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Prentice: Hey Tiergan?
Tiergan, reading: Hmm?
Prentice: Would you still love me if I ate markers?
Tiergan: Why would you do that you muppet?
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