#source: my life

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Pete, Ruth and Richie: *Playing smash bros*

Ruth: *dies yet again*

Ruth: You guys are too good at this. This is abusement.

#my little sib said it #and i had to #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #but ruth is specifically bad at smash bros #i like to think ruth is bad at video games #also pete and richie #theyre all shit at video games but theyre fun #shes great at mario kart tho #richie lipschitz #incorrect quotes #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #source: my life #source: tumblr #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #tbh i just think shes most likely to say abusment

[highlyincorrect]

Allison: What song would you want played at your funeral?

Diego: ‘Africa’

Viktor: ‘Staying Alive’

Klaus: ‘The Duck Song’

Five: I have the right to walk out of your funeral if you play the duck song

#five would play ‘instanbul not Constantinople’ obviously #the umbrella academy #source: my life #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #five hargreeves #number five #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #tua #incorrect quotes

[dragonnnfly]

Fun fact about my time watching rtte: In the episode where it’s revealed that Dagur and Heather are siblings there is a moment where Hiccup thinks she might be his sister.

I paused it then, wandered around the house in a daze, to me it made a lot of sense, but of course, I forgot to think about the fact that Hiccup was clearly an only child in httyd 2 and it wouldn’t make sense to introduce Heather as his sister in the series, but yeah, I spent about an hour in a weird headspace, went back to my laptop awaiting Stoick’s explanation….

Cue Dagur actually being her brother and Ane dying inside.

#httyd #how to train your dragon #hiccup #rtte #race to the edge #source: my life #Dagur #heather #beserker siblings #commentary #funny #ane’s ramblings #rant #text post

[sunwukongthegreatsage]

Hobie: “I have a cold sore on my lip”

Pavitr: “Ha, herpes”

#across the spiderverse #atsv pavitr #atsv hobie #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #atsv incorrect quotes #across the spiderverse incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: my life

[spideyspetertingle]

Aunt May: We love having you around MJ, you're welcome any time. Heck, let me give you a house key, pop in whenever! MJ: Thank you, May! Peter: ...I don't even have a house key.

#source: my life #incorrect marvel quotes #spiderman #incorrect avengers #incorrect spiderman #incorrect spiderman quotes #peter parker #incorrect spider man quotes #incorrect quotes #spiderman homecoming #spideychelle #aunt may #spider man comics #across the spiderverse #spidersona #into the spider verse

[autism-autobot]

Knockout asked Bumblebee to babysit Sideswipe and Sunstreaker back when they were babies and the pick-up time conversation went like this:

Bumblebee: "The twins were well behaved and they seem to have a very um.... active imagination."

Knockout: "Oh? How do you mean?"

Bumblebee: "They started playing 'the cows are running from the cops' and the cows were apparently the good guys."

Knockout: *spends a good ten minutes laughing hysterically*

Knockout: "Why are you bothered by this? THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!"

Bumblebee: "Knockout, I'm currently attending the police academy. I WAS THE ONE THE COWS WERE RUNNING FROM!"

#transformers aligned #tfp #tf prime #transformers prime #transformers #transformers rid2015 #tfp bumblebee #rid bumblebee #tfp knockout #rid sideswipe #rid sunstreaker #source: my life

[thepoetsdiedatthislake]

Marlene McKinnon. The family disapointment. The try-hard. The under achiever. Thats what her parents saw but the marauders saw marls. The girl with social anxiety. The academic. The girl with too much love for others and too little for herself. The girl who just wants to be accepted.

#marauders era #marauders headcanon #marlene mckinnon #Shes too reletable its scary #reletable #Source: my life

[catboy-scott-agenda]

[talking about jimmy]

scott: i want to study him under a microscope.

scott: that’s the only way you can see him anyway.

sausage: scott!

scott: yes?

sausage: the SLANDER!

scott: what’s he gonna do, arrest me? i could squish him like a bug.

sausage: show some respect!

scott: for what? a ragdoll with a superiority complex?

#i don’t think sausage would defend jimmy but i needed it to be someone for the sake of the quote #empires smp #esmp #scott smajor #smajor1995 #empires scott #jimmy solidarity #solidarity gaming #solidaritygaming #empires jimmy #mythical sausage #mythicalsausage #empires sausage #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: my life

[grimalkintoes]

lesbians packing for their wedding night festivities gotta dedicate one suitcase alone to their sex toys and i think that’s beautiful

#source: mythbusters #source: my life #personal #lesbian #lesbian pride #lesbians #bisexual #bisexual pride #lgbtq #lgbtq pride #lgbtq couple #lgbtq community #pride #gay #gay love #gay pride

[miraculously-incorrect-quotes]

*looking at a makeup product*

Adrien: apply directly to the EYE!!?!

Marinette:

Adrien: Oh, area... they should really put those on the same line.

#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #source: my life

[saltytearsonmyface]

Bruce trying to annoy Jason with his love

Jason: * 6’0, 200+ lbs, angry boy*

Bruce: Ohhh my baby!! My beautiful baby is so cute! I love you, my little baby!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Jason: BRUCE STOP, IM AN ADULT NOW!

Bruce: Still my handsome little baby! 🥰

#source: my life #my mom does this to me #Jason acts like he hates it but he loves it #Bruce isn’t trying to annoy him #he just gets so full of love when he sees his children #Jason feels all happy inside to be called such cute names #he’s gotta keep up his reputation #Bruce sees his children as his babies no matter how old they are #they’re his little babies #Jason Todd #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #red hood #batfamily #red robin #tim drake #damian wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #robin

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Ruth: Is there a word for a girl himbo? Richie: ... What? Ruth: A himbo is a guy— Richie: I know what a himbo is, that's not what I'm 'what'ing Steph: Ruth... himbo is a play on the word bimbo. Which was for women Ruth: Ohhhh!!!! I forgot about that

#source: my life #source: tumblr #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #steph lauter #stephanie lauter #incorrect quotes

[dyingroses]

Machi: Where do men get the audacity!

Pakunoda: I don't know but they need to put it back

#source: my life #hunter x hunter #hunter x hunter 2011 #incorrect hunter hunter quotes #incorrect hunter x hunter quote #incorrect hxh quotes #hxh #hxh 2011 #hunter hunter #pakunoda #machi #machi komacine #phantom troupe #post

[dragonnnfly]

Mentioned to my mom that I remembered having a Toothless plush when I was younger, along with many other httyd figures

She found them all

The Toothless collection.

Itty bitty Hookie.

Grump that I got in a MCdonalds happy meal.

Itty bitty Valka’s bewilderbeast.

Hiccup with greasy hair.

Barf and belch of course.

And last but certainly not least… the sheep.

#source: my life #httyd #how to train your dragon #hiccup #toothless #hookfang #barf and belch #bewilderbeast #grump #ane’s ramblings

[behold-the-brave-battalion-17]

*after they go on a rollercoaster*

Roman: Your hair’s a mess.

Virgil: It’s not like yours is much better, Princey.

Roman: Well, mine is better because it’s on me.

Virgil: You really think you’re all that and a bag of chips, don’t you?

Roman: (laughs) No, I’m just the bag of chips.

#roman sanders #virgil sanders #prinxiety #roman x virgil #virgil x roman #sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #source: my life

[previously-on-hsmtmts]

Carlos: We should watch Titanic, have you seen it?

Seb: I saw it years ago, but I can't really remember what happens.

Carlos: You don't remember what happens... in Titanic?

#carlos rodriguez #seb matthew-smith #seblos #incorrect quotes #source: my life #hsmtmts