How Lilith and Lucifer met
Lilith: Ugh, it would take a miracle to keep Adam away from me.
Lucifer: *appears behind a wall of flame* DID I HEAR SOMEONE ASK FOR A MIRACLE?! LEMME HEAR YOU SAY ‘AAAAA’
Lilith: *in fear* AAAAA!!
Lucifer: THAT’S CLOSE ENOUGH!
Lilith: *hides behind a rock* A monster…?
Lucifer: GET READY, DEAR LILITH, YOUR SERPENTINE SALVATION IS AT HAND! FOR I HAVE BEEN SENT BY THE SERAPHIMS-
KeeKee: *her shadow stands next to him and starts mocking him*
Lucifer: ….*gently pushes her away* TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH YOUR STRUGGLES! *to Keekee* Come on, if you’re gonna stay you’re gonna work. SO HEED MY WORD CAUSE IF HEAVEN FINDS OUT YOU DISOBEYED THE PENALTY IS DEATH!!
Lilith: Who are you??
Lucifer: Who am I?! WHO AM I?! I AM THE GUARDIAN OF LOST SOULS! I AM THE POWERFUL! THE PLEASURABLE!
Lilith: 🤩
Lucifer: *comes out of hiding* THE indestructable Lucifer!!
Lillith: 🤨
Lucifer: Hehe, pretty hot, huh?
Lilith: You’re, um….
Lucifer: Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?
Lilith: Tiny.
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steve: *visiting the munson trailer*
eddie: would you like to stay for dinner?
wayne, watching from behind eddie: would you like to stay forever?
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Crowley, at Aziraphale: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Y/n, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
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eddie: would you like to stay for dinner?
tia: would you like to stay forever?
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Heavy: Would Doktor like to stay for dinner?
Mama Heavy: *calling from the kitchen window* WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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[Taigen finding out Mizu's a woman]
Taigen: You uh... you fight good.
Mizu: ...Thanks. *leaves*
Taigen: 😳
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Luz: You’re uh…
King: Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?
Luz: Tiny!
King: Of course! I’m travel size for your convenience!
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Raph, to Mona Lisa: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Splinter: Would you like to stay forever?
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Joel: Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are, I will gladly do so.
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Nie Mingjue to Lan Xichen: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Nie Huaisang, hanging out of a window: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Daphne to Simon: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Violet: Would you like to stay forever?!
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Wonwoo, to Mingyu: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Hansol, watching Mingyu actually clean: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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If Wally turns out to be E̷V̶I̷L̸:
The Question Answerer: You’re uh…
Wally: Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?
The Question Answerer: Tiny!
Wally: Of course. I’m travel size for your convenience.
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Wednesday (to Tyler): would you like to stay for dinner?
Gomez (from the other room): would you like to stay forever?
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