#source: midsomer murders

[sweetiepeteypie]

he is grazing

#character: nicky frazer #source: midsomer murders #misc: chariot gifs

[drei-satzzeichen]

Titus: Wann war ich damit einverstanden?

Mathilda: Als du vor dem Altar "ja" gesagt hast.

#source: midsomer murders #die drei fragezeichen #die drei ??? #titus jonas #mathilda jonas #incorrect quotes #german

[incorrect-miss-fisher]

Phryne: Aunt Pru, we’d like a word about Father.

Aunt Prudence: Hmm…one word? Bastard.

Jack: More would be better.

Aunt Prudence: Lying devious bastard.

#source: midsomer murders #miss fisher's murder mysteries #jack robinson #phryne fisher #aunt prudence

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: Geoffrey, we’d like a word about Edgar.

Geoffrey: Hmm…one word? Bastard.

Elisabeth: More would be better.

Geoffrey: Lying devious bastard.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Jonathan Reid #Geoffrey McCullum #Elisabeth Ashbury #source: midsomer murders

[arda-ancalima]

[discussing a murder victim]

Gregson: So he won't be missed?

Van Zieks: No. There'll be dancing in the streets.

Gregson: Log it as a shaving accident, then.

#tobias gregson #barok van zieks #the great ace attorney #dai gyakuten saiban #incorrect tgaa quotes #ace attorney #source: midsomer murders #*

[incorrectateam]

Face: Don’t look now colonel, but we’re being watched.

Hannibal: Where?

Face: One o’clock, big man in red.

[Hannibal looks around to see an inflatable Santa Claus on the roof.]

Hannibal: Oh, you’re full of fun today, Face.

Face: I like Christmas!

#templeton peck #john hannibal smith #source: midsomer murders

[incorrect-blue-bloods]

Danny: holy hell

Jackie: ???

Danny: 30 bucks for half a lobster!

#source: midsomer murders #accurate #he’d say this and you know it #He arrested a guy for making him ruin a perfectly good lobster #Danny Reagan #Incorrect quotes #jackie curatola

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: You murdered three people!

Person B: It all just sort of snowballed.

#source: midsomer murders #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes ideas #incorrect quotes prompts

[anoseforrottenapples]

-Troy and Scott stuck in a room and tied to their chairs-

Troy: How did they get you?

Scott: I hate to admit it, but they lured me with a girl. I feel so easy.

Troy: It could be worse...

Troy: I fell for a dog.

Scott: Come on, at least mine was pretty.

Troy: No, you don't get it.

Troy: I fell for a -dog-.

#Midsomer Murders Incorrect Quotes #Dan Scott #Gavin Troy #Source A-Team Deadly Maneuvers #paraphrased very slightly #Midsomer Murders

[avictimofthejazz]

Simon & Simon Incorrect Quotes

AJ: You don't have a soft pedal when it comes to the English language, do you Rick?

Rick: Look, a spade's a spade AJ.

#Simon & Simon #AJ Simon #Rick Simon #Source: Midsomer Murders Faithful Unto Death

[spilledparchment]

Midsomer Murders literally said "Policemen like money too, Troy" to say that police sometimes use their resources to commit crimes rather than stop them and that insular elite squads can be a breeding ground for it. And then continued on it's merry way like it didn't just deconstruct it's entire raison de être.

#really such an interesting ep because there is only one murder and it is only fascinating for it's brazeness - not the nature of the murder #and there are subtle moments in it too like the “inheritance” showing that people overlook other sources of wealth #and the closure of regional banks and Barnaby gets to be clever and Connect Dots and Joyce has a club as per usual #midsomer murders #painted in blood

[sweetiepeteypie]

my silly cricket boy 🥹💕✨

#character: nicky frazer #source: midsomer murders

[drei-satzzeichen]

Mathilda: Typical holiday. We arrive somewhere, and ten minutes later, the boys find a mystery. Exit Justus, Peter and Bob.

Titus: I think they plan it that way.

#source: midsomer murders #die drei fragezeichen #die drei ??? #mathilda jonas #titus jonas #incorrect quotes #english #let's just pretend they go on holidays together often

[incorrect-miss-fisher]

 Henry Fisher: Did you know sleepwalking can be used as a legitimate defense in a murder trial?

Phryne: Don’t tempt me.

#source: midsomer murders #miss fisher's murder mysteries #phryne fisher #henry fisher #baron fisher

[scotianostra]

Happy 98th Birthday the Scottish actress Gurdrun Ure.

Every year when I get to this anniversary I have a wee smile, Gurdrun was born on 12th March 1926 in Campsie, Stirlingshire, making her probably the oldest living person feature in my posts.

A lot of people , even now thought that Supergran was played by Rentaghost actress Molly Weir who passed away in 2004 aged 94, and theatrical rag The Stage even confused the two in Molly Weir's obituary, but it was always Gudrun in the award winning series, I must say I never confused the two, I loved Supergran, the series based around a grandmother with super powers. I even found a picture tagged Gurdrun that was in fact Mary Ure in one source, as far as I am aware they are not related.

The show was made for Tyne Tees Television for Children's ITV and became hugely popular with people asking 'Is there nothing that she cannae do?'. Gudrun's enemy on the show was The Scunner Campbell played by the late actor and theatre director Iain Cuthbertson and the show was so popular it won an Emmy, and was sold to over 60 countries worldwide.

In the mid-50s, she decided to start using the name "Ann Gudrun" to make it easier for her audiences but, by the 60′s it looks like she had started using her real name, according to IMDb, certainly though by the times her bout of fame came about in the 1980s she had reverted back Gudrun Ure in a new climate of more acceptance of unusual names.

Gurdrun starred in Orson Welles' 1951 stage production of Othello and also appeared in 1953 film 36 Hours at the age of 27 under the artist name Ann Gudrun. She later appeared in shows including T-Bag and the Pearls of Wisdom, Midsomer Murders, The Crow Road, Where the Heart is and Casualty, the latter being her last TV role in 2009. She also appeared around the country on stage and on radio.

Oh and the name originates from the old Norse language, but is also nowadays has been one of the most frequently given female names in Iceland as Guðrún.

There has been a buzz kately that a big screen version of the show may be in the air, Tilda Swinton, an adopted Scot has been mooted for the lead role.

#scotland #scottish #history #actress #television #radio #theatre #cinema

[arda-ancalima]

Lady Baskerville: What time do you want to eat?

Klint van Zieks: Later, if it's okay with you. I'm going to the pub with Genshin.

Lady Baskerville: Oh right. That's how it's going to be from now on, is it? I stay here with the dog and the baby, whilst you go boozing with your mates.

Klint van Zieks: No. Balmung is welcome to come to the pub with me whenever he wants.

#lady baskerville #klint van zieks #the great ace attorney #dai gyakuten saiban #incorrect tgaa quotes #ace attorney #tgaa spoilers #dgs spoilers #tgaa #dgs #source: midsomer murders #* #your honor i love them