Karkat: "STRUGGLE WITH DEPRESSION" WOULD ALMOST SEEM TO IMPLY THAT I AM BAD AT DEPRESSION WHEN I AM, IN FACT, VERY PROFICIENT AT BEING DEPRESSED
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Hop, surrounded by a pack of wild lycanroc that are about to eat him: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands, i can't pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha!!!! i love you all
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Ojiro: Why are you like this?
Tokoyami: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a child and haven't felt a single emotion since then.
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Damian: "Struggle with depression" would almost seem to imply that I am bad at depression when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
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Isaac: The victim is 6'1, His body has already turned into a ghost.
Parrish: Isaac, that's just a sheet we covered the body with.
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Huey: Why are you like this?
Violet: I used too much “No More Tears” shampoo as a child and haven’t felt a single emotion since then.
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*at a crime scene*
gryffindor: victim is 6’1”. his body...has already turned into a ghost.
cop: sir, that’s just a sheet we covered the body with.
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Plumeria: Say it. Say those six words to me and I’m yours.
Peony: Scrappy Doo found dead in Miami
Plumeria: is he okay?
Peony: He’s alright but he died
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Shoji: Why are you like this?
Tokoyami: I used too much “No More Tears” shampoo as a child and I haven’t felt a single emotion since then.
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Twilight: If teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
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Student Six: We are going to punch you
Twilight, pulling out a spoon: Have you lot ever been Auntie Sparkled
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Student Six: We are going to kick you
Rainbow, pulling out an electric toothbrush: Have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Hearth’s Warming...
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Student Six: We are going to unlawfully take your money
Applejack, taking cart keys out her pocket: Say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch...
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Student Six: We are going to call you mean names
Rarity, taking fabric out of her purse: It’s been a while since I have sompony a Tropic of Capricorn
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Percy: *sends Nico a 6 minute video*
Nico [35 seconds later]: haha that was very funny!! thank u for sending it
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Tony: Swords just … aren’t naturally “wooshy” enough for me when you swing them. That’s why I add the noise. That’s why I add the noise, Stephen. That’s why I add the noise. Stephen.
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Theryn: Why are you like this?
Kamari: I used too much No More Tears shampoo in 1973 and haven’t felt a single emotion since.
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jj: how do you keep so level-headed, hotch?
hotch: i used too much No More Tears shampoo in 1973 and haven't felt a single emotion since then
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Inspirational Poster: It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside...
Loki: nice
Inspirational Poster: ...it's who you are on the inside!
Loki: ah damn
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Frisk: Why are you like this?
Kris: I used too much no-tears shampoo in 2007 and haven’t felt a single emotion since.
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