Damian: Your family sounds really nice.
Anya: If you want, you can be apart of it.
Damian, blushing: What?
Anya, blushing even harder: What?
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Kanaya: Hearing "Out Of Touch" On Any Day But Thursday Feels Wrong
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Ted: Look, every man ends up here eventually. Every hero must fall from their pedestal, every angel must fall from the heavens, every god must fall from grace. It's fate, it's destiny, it's inevitable-
Pete: Do you want a hand up?
Ted, laying on the floor: Yes please
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Aziraphale: I'm getting an impression that you are upset with me.
Crowley, snarling: What do you think, supreme archangel
Aziraphale: Well, if you were mad, I would beg for your forgiveness and do the apology dance which I'm currently unable to since you haven't let me go
Crowley, embracing Aziraphale more tighter: Thisss provesss nothing
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you're explaining the fnaf lore to him
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Wei Wuxian: The moon is beautiful, but do you know what's more beautiful?
Lan Wangji: ...
Wei Wuxian: You.
Lan Wangji: *blushes*
Wei Wuxian: That's the kind of line you should use to flirt with Mianmian.
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Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?
Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.
Sam: …how many did you find so far?
Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.
Sam: 😨
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boy best friends
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Marvel Incorrect Quotes
*Y/n being interviewed*
Interviewer: So y/n, what makes you happy?
Y/n: Natasha
Interviewer: awee. okay- What makes you scared?
Y/n:... Natasha
Interviewer: oh? okay.. uhm. What turns you on?
Y/n:*sweating profusely*... N- Natasha
Interviewer: are you going to answer Natasha to every question
Y/n: *on the verge of tears* N- n-
interviewer: -No?
Y/n: *softly* ᴺᵃᵗᵃˢʰᵃ
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Wanda: I miss us. We used to spend so much time together. What happened? Have we really fallen out of love?
Nat: I take a nap without you ONE TIME-
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Ted Lasso won the GLAAD award specifically because of the Trent & Colin conversation in Sunflowers, btw.
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Dick: I'm pretty sure it's called a charcuterie board
Jason: don't you get tired of being wrong? It's obviously called a charcoochie board
Tim: no way, you're both wrong. I'm 100% sure it's called a sharkcoochie board
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Casey: Do I look like an idiot?
Donnie: *smiles*
Casey: Don't answer that.
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Miles, in the group chat: HALP miguel found the crack in the ceiling from when peni and i were testing out her robots new features
Miles: send backup!!!
Miles: and chips!!
Gwen: wait, why the chips??
Miles: i like chipsb dfikghlksb
Miles: FUCK
Hobie: we lost a good man that day
Pavitr, on his way to buy chips for himself: Your sacrifice will not be in vain
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Rooster, from the kitchen: Hey, Mav? How do you make ice cream?
Maverick, grinning: That's a pretty personal question, Bradshaw.
Iceman:
Maverick:
Iceman: PETER MAVERICK MITCHELL-KAZANSKY NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN
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