Cleric: I can't do this without you, Bard.
Bard: Of course you can. Not as stylishly, of course.
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Karai: I can't do this without you, Shini.
Shinigami: Of course you can’t. Not as stylishly, of course.
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Valkyrie: Ah, I'm going to have to write a report about getting shot. I hear those are really complicated.
Tanith: It's faster if you make a template.
Valkyrie: I think maybe you get shot too much.
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Luo Binghe: I couldn’t be in better hands.
Shen Qingqiu, about to push him into the Abyss: I just stabbed you?
Luo Binghe: We all have off days.
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Jade: this is why i love hanging out with the amporas
Jade: why shoot something once when we can shoot 46 more times?
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Snow: I know what might cheer you up! Some gossip.
Zelena: I hate gossip. Gossip is for the weak. What's it about?
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Gale: Karlach is way too nice a person for the number of ways she knows how to kill people.
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(Artemis, Butler, Holly, and Mulch walk through a security checkpoint)
Checkpoint: [BEEPING]
Mulch, without hesitation: I swear to god I didn't touch anything!
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*over communicators*
Bow: Adora, if you don't make it in time, could you give Glimmer my love, please?
Micah: Don't be stupid, of course we'll make it in-- wait, what did you just say?
Bow: Uh-oh. Ooh! I said "love," didn't I?
Micah: I'm gonna rescue him, and then I'm gonna kill him!
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Arthur: *surrounded by O'Driscolls*
Arthur: Aw, crap. I need backup! Is anyone-?
John, Sadie, Javier, Sean, Charles, Bill: *fire guns rapidly until they're all dead*
Sadie: And that's why I'm glad I joined up with you guys. Because why shoot something once, when you can shoot it forty six more times!
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Ozpin: Qrow, you can't just bludgeon your way out of bureaucracy.
Qrow: Eh, I can bludgeon pretty hard.
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Jonathan: You can't bludgeon your way through bureaucracy.
Geoffrey: I can bludgeon pretty hard.
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“Mikey is way too nice a person for the number of ways he knows how to kill people.”
— Donnie, at some point
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Skulduggery: I can't do this without you, Ghastly.
Ghastly: Of course you can. Not as stylishly, of course.
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Dani: Kyana is way too nice a person for the number of ways she knows how to kill people.
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