#source: looney tunes show

[pathetic-dreamy]

Louis: Zayn, I am nothing if not a man of principle.

Louis: Now let’s break into this apartment.

#one direction #incorrect 1d #incorrect 1d quotes #louis tomlinson #zayn malik #zouis #incorrect zouis #source: looney tunes show

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Holly Lingerbean: Look, if I'm paying rent, I expect some basic privacy!

Nega-Shantae: You don't pay rent.

Holly Lingerbean: AND I WON'T!

#shantae #holly lingerbean #nega shantae #incorrect shantae #source: looney tunes show

[metiredlr]

Caesar: come on! We will be late for the movie!

(Joseph appears and walks downstairs wearing teenage girl clothes)

Caesar: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!

Joseph: idk about you but I'm getting a student discount. *fixes red bow on the back of the head*

#source: looney tunes show #caesar zeppeli #caesar anthonio zeppeli #joseph joestar #caejose #josecae #jjba #jojo's bizzare adventure

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Diana: (holding a wig head) Adair: (gasps) Adair: You killed Nita?! Diana: What? Adair: I knew you were upset with the her, but I didn’t think you’d take it this far. I mean not that I blame you. Who among us hasn’t considered murder as a means of settling a dispute. I mean, I certainly have. Where’s the body? I’ll help you get rid of it. Diana: Adair, this is a wig head! Adair: So nobody got murdered? LAME!!

#incorrectquotes #incorrect quotes #incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes #not even bones #only ashes remain #when villains rise #market of monsters #diana #adair #source: looney tunes show

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Happy Chaos: Oh my gosh. You won't believe this.

Nagoriyuki: What?

Happy Chaos: There's this guy standing next to the road that looks just like you. I'm about to hit him.

Nagoriyuki: AAAHHHH!

Happy Chaos: You look just like my boyfriend!

#source: looney tunes show #Incorrect Quotes #Happy Chaos #Nagoriyuki #Guilty Gear #Video Games

[hellomissmedia]

Trevor: If there’s something that’s wrong with me, then you owe it as my best friend to tell me!

Micheal: Alright. You’re a narcissist, you’re a sociopath, you’re probably a psychopath, you’re-

*ten minutes later

Micheal: -and you’re paranoid, sexist, and you make fun of the elderly.

Trevor: Those are just quirks!

#gta 5 #gta v #trevor philips #micheal de santa #gta #incorrect quotes #gta v incorrect quotes #source: looney tunes show

[vigilantes-incorrect-quotes]

Tsukauchi pulls over Sogang

Soga, to Moyuru: Relax. I have a way with cops.

Tsukauchi approaches

Soga: Hello, Officer Jerkface. I didn’t recognize you away from the donut shop. 

#Naomasa Tsukauchi #soga kugisaki #sogang #tsukauchi deserves a raise #bnha incorrect quotes #mha vigilantes #bnha vigilantes #source: looney tunes show

[alan8tor]

Hikari: Have you ever heard the expression, Don’t judge a book by its cover?”

Mugen: No.

Hikari: What about, “It’s what’s inside that counts”

Mugen: huh-uh

Hikari: “Looks can be deceiving?”

Mugen: Doesn’t ring a bell

Hikari: What’s wrong with you?!

Mugen: Ooh! That one I’ve heard!

#incorrect octopath traveler 2 quotes #source: looney tunes show

[mars-wants-candy]

Donald,answering a phone call: oh hey Ducktor

Mads:hey Donald, whatcha doing?

Donald:Standing on the side of the road

Mads: oh fun! Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe this. There is a guy standing on the side of the road who looks JUST like you! I’m about to hit him :)

*swerves off the road about to hit Donald*

#source: Looney tunes show #i just saw the clip and thought of the them XD #donald duck #mad ducktor  #PKDucktor #ducktales #duckverse

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jinx: Relax, I’ve got this under control.

Lux: Really?

Jinx: Easy breezy. It’s like stealing babies from a candy store.

Lux: Uh?

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #lightcannon #jinx x lux #league of legends jinx #league of legends lux #jinx #lux crownguard #league of legends #riot games #source: the looney tunes show

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: I was wondering, if by any chance you’re not doing anything tonight, which you’re probably are because you’re not ugly, but if for some reason you’re not would you maybe, possibly, no pressure if you can’t, just wondering, you know, if you’d like to go out... with me. Maybe... April: Yeah, I’d love to! Donnie: Well, you can’t blame a guy for trying.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: the looney tunes show #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #april o'neil #apritello

[in-correct-trolls]

john dory: [puts his hands on delta’s shoulders] i want to start a family with you

delta dawn: wait, what-

john dory: i’ve realised what i was put on this earth to do… be a mother

#incorrect trolls #incorrect quotes #trolls #trolls band together #trolls world tour #john dory #jd #delta dawn #deltadory #source: the looney tunes show

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Risky: Are you crazy, captain?

Pirate Master: Legally, no. There's not a word for my condition.

#shantae #risky boots #pirate master #incorrect shantae #source: looney tunes show

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Gem: I bet if you look “self absorbed” up in a dictionary, you’d find your picture.

Scott: My picture’s in the dictionary? Is it a good one? What am I wearing?

#incorrect empires smp quotes #incorrect empires quotes #incorrect empires smp #incorrect empires #incorrect quotes #empires smp #empires smp season 2 #empires season 2 #empires s2 #geminitay #dangthatsalongname #scott smajor #source: the looney tunes show

[angelofthenight]

Adam: *answers call* Hi, (y/n)!

You: How’d you know it was me?

Adam: Oh, I answer every call like this, just in case it’s you!

You: …

Adam: Sorry!

You: No, it’s ok, it’s just a weird way to answer the pho-

Adam: Oh, no. I wasn’t talking to you, I almost hit a planet

#source: the looney tunes show #adam warlock #adam warlock x reader #will poulter #incorrect quotes #reader insert

[diaryoflife]

[On the quinjet before a mission]

Y/N, Asgardian: This is going to be easy! It’s like stealing babies from a candy store.

*the whole team turns to look at Y/N, confused and shocked*

Natasha, trying not to laugh: I think you mean “it’s like stealing candy from a baby”.

Y/N, confused: Sure, that too! ...You midgardians have odd sayings.

*the team laughs*

#source: the looney tunes show #comfort character #marvel cinematic universe #marvel #natasha romanoff #natalia alianovna romanova #black widow #natasha romanoff x reader #incorrect marvel quotes #natasha romanoff x gn!reader #asgardian!reader