#source: kung fu panda

[waterfire1848]

[ What should have happened at the end of The Search. ]

Zuko: Azula!

Azula, running into the forest: Don’t try and stop me!

Zuko: I’m not trying to stop you!

Azula: What?

Zuko: I’m coming with you!

#incorrect quotes #source: kung fu panda #zuko #azula #the whole comic needs a rewrite but this is a good first step #Fire siblings #fire hazards #the fire siblings

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Barty: I have a plan. Dorcas: I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw, and then drinking boiling water Barty: This plan is nothing like that plan.

#Barty - is the smartest student in hogwart's history #also Barty: #marauders #incorrect marauders and co quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #barty crouch jr #dorcas meadowes #slytherin skittles #source: kung fu panda

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Soldier: I HAVE A PLAN!

Demo: I hope it turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating raw rice and then drinking boiling water.

#source: kung fu panda #TF2 Soldier #TF2 Demoman #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jinx: All I ever did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how PROUD you are, Vi! Tell me! TELL ME!

Vi: I have always been proud of you. From the first moment, I've been proud of you. And it was my pride, that blinded me; I loved you too much to see what you were becoming... what I was turning you into. I'm... I'm sorry.

#incorrect piltover quotes #incorrect quotes #league of legends jinx #league of legends vi #jinx #vi #league of legends #riot games #submission #source: kung fu panda

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: Xena!

Xena: Don’t try and stop me!

Gabrielle: We’re not trying to stop you.

Xena: What?

Joxer: We’re coming with you!

#incorrect xena quotes #incorrect quotes #xena warrior princess #xena: warrior princess #xena #gabrielle #joxer #joxer the mighty #source: kung fu panda

[silelda]

Ghost: You summoned me. Is something wrong?

Price: Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?

Ghost: So...nothing's wrong?

Price: Well, I didn't say that.

#source: kung fu panda #incorrect quotes #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes #cod incorrect quotes #call of duty incorrect quotes

[thingsoverheardatua]

Kurogiri: I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water.

Shigaraki: This plans nothing like that plan.

#Kurogiri #Tomura Shigaraki #Shigaraki Tomura #LoV #league of villains #Tenko Shimura #Shimura Tenko #Oboro Shirakumo #Shirakumo Oboro #source: Kung Fu Panda

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Okay, I have a plan.

Alfred: I hope it turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating raw rice and then drinking boiling water.

#source: kung fu panda #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw food mention #don't try this at home

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Wukong: Well, I’m not in his life… not anymore.

Pigsy: Your son got mad at you. Welcome to parenthood.

#source: kung fu panda 3 #source: kung fu panda #my stuff #sun wukong #lmk sun wukong #lmk pigsy #pigsy #dadsy #dad wukong #monkey king #lmk monkey king #lego monkie kid

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

Mei: BAD NEWS! Wukong: There's no good news or bad news, only news Mei: Mk went evil Wukong: ... that is bad news

#if harbinger of chaos turns out to be a bad thing #evil mk #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk incorrect quotes #lego monkie kid incorrect quotes #lmk sun wukong #lmk monkey king #lmk mei #mei dragon #long xiaojiao #lmk mk #source: kung fu panda

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: *soothingly petting Barnaby's head, which is laid in Wally's lap* It's okay if you're not ready to talk about it, Barnaby. We can discuss it another time.

Barnaby: *sits up* Thanks, Walls, but I think it's best to just get it out now.

Everyone: *leaning forward slightly in anticipation*

Barnaby: *takes a deep breath* I just found out my mom... isn't really my mom.

*silence*

Frank: *slowly* Your mom... the chicken?

Barnaby: *nods sadly*

Julie: *gasps in shock*

Wally: *eyes widen slightly in amazement*

Frank: ...

Julie: Aww, Barnaby, no wonder you were so out of it today!

Wally: *patting Barnaby on the paw* That must've been quite a shock.

Frank: ...

#source: kung fu panda #Wally Darling #Barnaby B Beagle #Julie Joyful #Frank Frankly #Mama Beagle #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[waterfire1848]

[ Mizu boarding the ship to London. ]

Akemi: Mizu!

Mizu: Don’t try and stop me!

Taigen: We’re not trying to stop you.

Mizu: What?

Ringo: We’re coming with you!

#I just want them together for season 2 in London #is that too much to ask #incorrect quotes #source: kung fu panda #mizu #akemi #taigen #Ringo #blue eye samurai

[ladymiraclewings]

Muzan Kibutsuji: The strong must rule the weak. They will fall! Inosuke Hashibira: Wow. That is, like, classic evil villain ranting.

#demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: kung fu panda #muzan kibutsuji #inosuke hashibira

[incorrectsanderscharactersquotes]

Roman: I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water Remus: This plan is nothing like that plan

#incorrect quotes #sanders sides #incorrect sanders sides quotes #remus sanders #roman sanders #creativity twins #source: kung fu panda

[bumpsyp1ains]

*lying on the ground after a hard fight, lanolin closes her eyes*

tangle: no… BOSS!!! no no no, don’t die, lanolin, please-!

lanolin, sitting up: i’m not dying, you idiot-

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic idw #idw sonic #lanolin the sheep #tangle the lemur #incorrect quotes #source: kung fu panda

[petitprincess1]

(If they ever formally met)

King, shocked: Who...are you?

King's Dad: I go by many names, but it's unimportant. I'm looking for my son.

Crowd: *gasps and looks at King*

King, gasping: You lost your son?

King's Dad: Yes, many years ago.

King: I lost my father.

King's Dad, sympathetic: I'm very sorry...

King: Thank you.

King's Dad: ...Well, good luck to you.

King: You too. I hope you find your son.

King's Dad: And I hope you find your father.

Crowd: *Looking back-and-forth at the two before they both go off in separate directions*

Crowd, groaning: *facepalms*

#source: kung fu panda #the owl house #king's dad #the titan #toh titan #king clawthorne #toh king #chat post