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totallyrwbyquotes · 6 months
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Qrow: I refuse to speak without my lawyer present.
Qrow: I am Mr Branwen's lawyer, Qrow Branwen. My client pleads insanity.
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incorrect-losers · 24 days
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Ben *holding a plush*: And they say no one ever beats the claw machine!
Mike: That’s great, Ben! Aren’t you going to give it to Beverly?
Ben: She won it for me
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incorrect-malfoys · 2 months
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Draco: Is this the cult?
Lucius: It is not a cult! It is an organization that promotes unity and-
Bellatrix: Yeah this is it
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apirateslifeforbudgie · 3 months
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Haikei fucking died for this stupid King of the Hill scene redraw
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the-black-bulls · 4 months
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Magna: You know, Nacht, sometimes I think you say things just to hear yourself talk.
Nacht: What do you want me to do? Ignore myself?
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tf2incorrectquotes · 4 months
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Soldier: To catch a fish, you have to think like a fish! *thinking hard* I’m wet, and I don’t even know it!
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incorrectgreekmyths · 8 months
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Peitho: Hemes get ready we are stealing a news van!
Hermes, from the other room: Its the perfect crime, how would they ever report it!
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Kit: To catch a fish, you have to think like a fish.
Anakin: I’m wet, and I don’t even know it.
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paninicupcakke · 9 days
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Medic: I didn’t mean to damn their mortal souls for all eternity!!
I JUST WANTED A FULL TIME JOOOOB!!!!
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hawkinsincorrect · 9 days
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Nancy: Guys, get ready, we're stealing a news van!
Dustin, from the other room: It's the perfect crime! How would they ever report it?
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Merula: I don’t have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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Alvitr: You know, Qin, sometimes I think you say things just to hear yourself talk. Qin: What do you want me to do? Ignore myself?
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incorrect-losers · 21 days
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Ben: You know, Richie, sometimes I think you say things just to hear yourself talk
Richie: What do you want me to do? Ignore myself?
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incorrect-malfoys · 5 months
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Rodolphus, holding a plush: And they say no one ever beats the claw machine!
Narcissa: That's great, Rodolphus. Aren't you going to give it to Bellatrix?
Rodolphus: She won it for me
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resident-wof-expert · 1 month
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Smolder: I say we let the world warm up! We'll grow oranges in the Ice Kingdom.
Thorn: Smolder, you camel-head! We live in the Sand Kingdom!
Thorn: It's 110 degrees right now! And if it gets a single degree hotter, I'm going to kick your ass!
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 11 months
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Nepeta: :33< In the paws of a trained huntress, anything can become a weapon.
Nepeta: :33< *ac pulls out a glock*
Nepeta: :33< fur example, this weapon.
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