#source: iron man 3

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: I’ve prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.

Mikey: Which I will.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: iron man 3 #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #michelangelo

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Here's a little greeting I've been wanting to send to Pitch. I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. My name is Jack Frost and I'm not afraid of you.

Jack Frost

#source: iron man 3 #rise of the guardians #rotg #incorrect rise of the guardians quotes #incorrect rotg quotes #incorrect quotes #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #jack frost #jackson overland frost #pitch #pitch black #mine

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

“You don’t know who I am. You don’t know where I am. And you’ll NEVER see me coming.”

-One of the invisible monsters in Durlag’s Tower about to absolutely fuck the party’s shit up

#source: iron man 3 #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bg1 #bg1 totsc #Durlag’s Tower #i think they’re called ashirukuru or something #and I don’t know if they can talk but I immediately thought of those freakin things when I saw the quote

[hxuse-xf-black]

Harry, to the aurors: I have prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.

Teddy: Which we will.

#source: iron man 3 #source: mcu #source: marvel #teddy lupin #harry potter #boy who lived #incorrect harry potter #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes harry potter #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect hp quotes #black family incorrect quotes #incorrect house of black #incorrect black family quotes #incorrect black family #ancient and most noble house of black #house of black #harry potter next generation #incorrect next gen #incorrect next gen quotes #next gen

[overheard-at-star-command]

Commander Nebula: And I've prepared a safety briefing for you and your team to entirely ignore. Buzz: And we will.

#source: iron man 3 #starcommand!buzz #commander nebula

[ladymiraclewings]

Pegasus: I’ve prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.

King Monkey: Which I will.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #pegasus #king monkey #source: iron man 3

[incorrect-songbird-quotes]

Eda: Raine, I'm sorry. I admit it. I'm a piping hot mess. It's been going on for a while, I hadn't said anything. The only reason I haven't cracked up since the Day of Unity is because you moved in, but... I can't sleep. The threat is imminent, and I have to protect the one thing I can't live without. That's you.

#submission #incorrect toh quotes #raeda #eda clawthorne #source: iron man 3

[incorrect-night-world-quotes]

Ash: A famous man once said, 'We create our own demons.' Who said that? What does that even mean? Doesn't matter. I said it because he said it. So now, he was famous and it was basically said by two well-known guys.

#night world #night world series #incorrect night world quotes #incorrect quotes #source: iron man 3 #ash redfern

[purrassicjet]

Tony, disaster bi: You ever straddling a chick and see starts glowing from the inside out? Like a bright orangey colour?

Rhodey, sassy gay(tm): Yeah. Who is this?

#tony stark #james rhodes #iron man #war machine #bisexual tony stark #gay James Rhodes #bisexual #gay #source: iron man 3

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

A famouths man onthce sthaid, 'We create our own demons.' Who sthaid that? What does that even mean? Didn't matter. I sthaid it 'cause he sthaid it. Stho now, he was famouths and it was bathsically sthaid by two well-known guys. I don't... uhh... I'm gonna sthtart again. Let's track this from the beginning

Daffy Duck 

#daffy duck #source: iron man 3

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rhodes: Are you sure about this?

Tony: Have I ever let you down?

Rhodes: All the time.

Tony: What?

Rhodes: You're very unreliable. It's like one of the hallmarks of your personality.

Tony: You're not remembering all the times I've been awesome.

#source: pitch perfect 3 #james rhodes #james rhodes incorrect quotes #war machine #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[ir0npvrker]

morgan: *screams*

peter: *screams louder to establish dominance*

pepper: …should we do something?

tony: no, i wanna see who wins this

#source: tumblr #peter and morgan being siblings <3 #irondad #irondad and spiderson #morgan stark #peter parker #spiderman #pepper potts #tony stark #iron man #pepperony #avengers #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Who's the hot mess now?

Jack Frost or Pitch

#source: iron man 3 #rise of the guardians #rotg #incorrect rise of the guardians quotes #incorrect rotg quotes #incorrect quotes #dreamworks #dreamworks animation #jack frost #jackson overland frost #pitch #pitch black #mine

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Xan, with a heavy sigh: I’ve prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.

Charname: Which I will.

#source: iron man 3 #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 1 #bg1 #charname #xan of evereska

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Erik: I wasn't expecting guests and old girlfriends- Charles: She wasn't really- Moira: No, not really it was just one night. Charles: Yeah. Erik: That's how you did it, isn't it? Yep.

#cherik #incorrect quotes #incorrect cherik quotes #source: iron man #what? 3? was it 3?

[the-suicidal-lizard]

Monopoly

Peter: Nothing feels better than winning monopoly. Not love. Not sex. Not free pizza. Nothing.

Harley: I'm sorry, have you tried pizza...?

Peter: Yes, and it doesn't compare to owning half the board, and watching the light die from your friends eyes, as you take their money, and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.

Shuri: I like you.

#Shuri #shuri black panther #peter parker #harley keener #peter and shuri #spiderman #black panther #Iron Man 3 #Avenger #MCU #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #source: pinterest #source: ??? #I thought it was funny #chat #monoploy