Cassian: You’re so cute when you’re irritated
Nesta: I’m going to slit your throat
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Bakugo: That's a pretty rock.
Toga: Ochako gave it to me.
Uraraka: I threw it at you.
Toga: She's very sweet.
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Plagg: Adrien melted cheese on top of a pear to try to get me to eat fruit.
Tikki: Did it work?
Plagg: Yeah…
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Leo: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Donnie, Raph, and Mikey: Okay.
Leo, acting as a burglar: If you don't want to die, give me all your money!
Mikey: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Donnie: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Raph: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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Ingrid: I'm dating Sylvain
Felix: I always knew your standards were low, but not that low
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Person A: Too much food?! I could eat 4 times what you had if I wanted.
Person B: We should compete sometime.
Person A: Please, you’re talking to the person who once ate 1 kilo of beef in a barbecue.
Person B: You’re crazy. You go the whole day without food and then eat an entire buffet alone.
Person A: Well, if you’re gonna do it, do it right.
Person B: PERSON A. It’s not “IF”, it’s a necessity!
Person A: Go big or go home.
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Xena: It’s shit.
Gabrielle: It is very unpleasant...
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Salvador: Rule one of being an agent: use whatever tools or tricks necessary to stay ahead of your enemies.
Salvador: Rule two of being an agent: never give out free information.
Salvador: Rule three of being an agent: even though teamwork is important, if you’re sure you can handle something, do it.
Salvador: Got that?
Lola, writing “gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss” in her notes: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
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Bucky: Randy has stapled his finger twice to get out of class.
Howard, impressed: The dedication. The passion...
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Zoe: Diana melted cheese on top of a pear to try to get me to eat fruit.
Aphelios: Did it work?
Zoe: Yeah...
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Corrin: I'm going to get soup.
Leo: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.
Corrin, leaving the room: Pff. I'm not going to burn myself.
[30 seconds later]
Corrin, entering the room: I burned myself.
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Bucky: What up? I’m back!
Steve: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead!
Bucky: Death is a social construct.
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Dabi: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?
Todoroki: Once!
Dabi: ...No.
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Virgil: I like Roman, but after they talk to me, I feel like I need a nap.
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Galadriel: Gil-Galad, family doesn't make threats. Have I ever threatened you?
Gil-Galad: ...
Gil-Galad: ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
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