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genshinimpactful · 3 years
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Lumine: [to anyone that'll listen] Childe is a caring-
Childe: [brutally murdering some 'churls in the background]
Lumine: [ignoring that] - and considerate person!
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reijibunny · 3 years
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Ai: You ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?
Ranmaru: I wish I never had, but thanks for ruining my life
Reiji: Don't worry! There will come a time when it is not
Ranmaru: Thanks! Even worse!
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punofagun-but-twd · 4 years
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negan: one day, you're gonna look back in all this and laugh
michonne, livid: i assure you, for the rest of my life, every time i look back on this i will come visit your cell and slap you
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genshinimpactful · 3 years
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Lumine: You played me like a fiddle!
Childe: Oh, no, Lumine. Fiddles are actually quite difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo that you are.
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reijibunny · 3 years
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Camus: What time does the Judgmental Express arrive?
Ai: Ranmaru gets here at noon
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reijibunny · 3 years
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Reiji: Uhm, why is my underwear in the freezer?
Ai: You said "this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow"
Ai: Apparently drunk you likes to play pranks on sober you.
Reiji:
Reiji: That explains so much
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reijibunny · 3 years
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Tokiya: Good Morning.
Camus: Good Morning.
Masato: Good Morning.
Syo: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Ren: *coming through the window* What's up, Motherf*ckers?!
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reijibunny · 3 years
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Reiji: You have to apologize to Camus!
Ranmaru: Fine, unf*ck you, or whatever.
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reijibunny · 3 years
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Van: I'm asking your permission to date Haruka.
Ren: What is this, the dark ages?
Ren: You know what? Since you asked, no you can't.
Ren: Beat me in a duel first.
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reijibunny · 3 years
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Nagi: What are you doing?
Haruka: Hugging you?
Nagi: Disgusting
Nagi:
Nagi: Wait don't stop
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reijibunny · 3 years
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Ittoki: Don't you ever just miss the vivid imagination of childhood?
Ai: I never had one.
Tokiya: An imagination or a childhood?
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reijibunny · 3 years
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Masato: What on earth happened?
Syo: What do you think happened?
Masato: *sigh* I assume Ren is involved in this?
Ren:
Syo: I wouldn't say 'involved'.
Syo: More like, directly responsible
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reijibunny · 3 years
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Reiji: Do you trust me?
The rest of Quartet Night: No.
Reiji: Me neither. Here's the plan-
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reijibunny · 3 years
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Haruka: Why are you up at 3:30 am?
Reiji: [staying up trying to write lyrics] I drank 6 cups of coffee.
Haruka: [also up really late trying to write a song] Why would you do that?
Reiji: Today was done with me, but I was not done with it
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reijibunny · 3 years
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Yamato: Tell me something I don't know
Ai: Without mucus, your stomach would digest itself
Yamato: Remind me to Never Ask You That Again
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reijibunny · 3 years
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Nagi: You think you're smarter than everyone else!
Ai: I don't Think I'm smarter than everyone else.
Ai: I Know I'm smarter than everyone else.
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