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Tseng: Good morning.
Rude: Good morning.
Elena: Good morning.
Rufus Shinra: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Reno: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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silima · 2 years
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funky little guys
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rxmqnova · 24 days
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Y/N: *running towards Natasha with open arms*
Natasha: *moves out of the way*
Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!
Natasha: I thought you were going to attack me.
Y/N: I was going to hug you!
Natasha: Why would you hug me?
Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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emilyrox · 3 months
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Charlie: Just be yourself.
Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'? Charlie, I have one day to win Cherri Bomb over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Angel Dust: Couple weeks.
Husk: Six months.
Alastor: Jury’s still out.
Sir Pentious: See, Charlie?
Sir Pentious: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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romanoffshouse · 1 month
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Y/N: Bonjour, Natasha. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Natasha: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Y/N: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
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eviebane · 6 months
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Crowley: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Aziraphale : AS ENEMIES?!
Crowley:
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Gale: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Tara: You and me, Mr. Dekarios.
Gale, tearing up: Okay.
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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Dean: you've got to learn to love yourself
Cas: but don't you hate yourself?
Dean: yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused
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Ed, at Izzy’s funeral: I need a moment with him.
Everyone, leaving: Of course.
Ed, leaning over Izzy’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Izzy: Yeah, no shit.
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clanofjones · 3 months
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Charlie: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Vaggie: Um...Neat.
*later*
Vaggie, lying face down on her bed: I said "Neat," Angel. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Angel, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Vags. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Husk confessed his love for me?
Vaggie: Didn't you thank him?
Angel: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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letsquestjess · 2 months
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Crosshair: Why are you on the floor?
Hunter: I'm depressed.
Hunter: Also I was stabbed, can you get Echo, please.
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Dionysus: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Dionysus: Not you Nico. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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correct-gaang · 3 months
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[Toph and Sokka sitting in jail together] Toph: So who should we call? Sokka: I’d call Katara, but I feel safer in jail
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rxmqnova · 29 days
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Y/N: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Natasha: Making four accounts.
Y/N, tearing up: Really...?
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emilyrox · 3 months
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Angel Dust: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Charlie: >:O language
Niffty: Yeah watch your fucking language
Husk: OKAY WHO TAUGHT NIFFTY THE FUCK WORD?
Vaggie: 'The fuck word'.
Alastor: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Niffty: Oh my god he censored it
Vaggie: Say fuck, Alastor.
Niffty: Do it, Alastor. Say fuck.
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romanoffshouse · 15 days
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Y/N: I don't know how to tell you this, but...I love you
Natasha: That's great, Y/N. Especially considering the fact we've been married for six fucking years.
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